Seattlite

22379 pts ยท June 15, 2012


What did they call the sarcastic cat burglar who fell down the stairs?? ...a condescending con descending.

On this day 150 years ago, the Battle of Gettysburg happened.

Points 92
Comments 31
Views 686

Exciting Combo of Fear and Shame

Points 112
Comments 28
Views 3941

MRW I think the waiter is bringing our food but it's for someone else.

Points 147
Comments 9
Views 152

To all my retail brethren preparing for this final weekend.

Points 26
Comments 6
Views 50

Today was truly a dark day...

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 355

MRW it's laundry day and I think I left a pen in my jean pocket after I've started the washing machine.

Points 74
Comments 14
Views 809

Decided to polish off a bottle of wine from an outdoor party last week and almost swallowed this shitty impression of a mezcal worm. Yikes.

Points 81
Comments 12
Views 4998

MRW I'm sending some timber down river and ice cold death water splashes on my chocolate starfish

Points 18
Comments 6
Views 1039
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