Scuzzellbutt

49356 pts ยท January 7, 2017


I left it at my friend's house LOL maybe one of her heathens will try it..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how momma cat is like "I do not wanna see this bullshit"

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

More like rubbit rubbit

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Oh fuck off go hug a tree

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Both are good. Either we get to see the eyes or the mouth/nose.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh the Nazi has the freedom to say whatever he wants. That doesn't mean there should be no repercussions for it.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Confirmed. Not always, but it happens.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As an adult female I have learned that peeing outdoors is tricky. I have to lean back on something, hold my pants up, and spread my legs as far as I can. Also when I see my male partners sitting down on the toilet to pee, I don't question it at all.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I can only cook walnuts with them?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes. I would also like to go to Japan and take acid.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My main goal is to have a popsicle up myself

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We did this once. It was up there for more than a year before we decided to get it down. Left a pink mark on the ceiling.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The last one is most sus. No cheese at all. Emojidex? WTF even is that?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You'll be given cushy jobs

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

#15 why did they put an apostrophe in the word "commas"?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Wut?... Oh dawgz! Ye, i lyke dawgz, tew.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Earlier today, I saw a UPS driver RUNNING from his truck to the front door of the house he was delivering to. The door was maybe 30 feet from the road. I wondered if he had to run to make his deliveries on time or if he just liked running. Now I'm not wondering so much..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going creepy..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock, trying to lock/unlock my house door.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could at least try to catch fish with it. But if all else fails, hey, there's a rich person you could eat.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We have very little snow, so, no, not at all. But if you're talking racially, also no.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And civil war

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As an Arizonian, I say "fuck that white bullshit"

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

What in the flying shit happened?!?!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Let's get swifty in here

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well you are what you eat and she been inhaling wieners

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0