The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
With some ninjas sprinkled in?!
The lead singer was great in Everything is Illuminated
See this is why I love Imgur. Learn something new everyday
I can’t see. the wood plow is blocking !
This is incredibly insightful. Thank you for sharing this. Great pictures, too!
To be fair Elmo is talking about 3 lines of coke.
Fried chicken bull dog
I just listened to this song. Great stuff! Thanks for the recommendation ?
Kendrick Lamars To Pimp a Butterfly is a jazz album to me. Really solid
So silly
Believe it or not that’s his good eye
Pool man?
I watched a foo fighters live performance at Glastonbury and had myself a good cry yesterday. I miss concerts more than anything.
#1 is definitely possessed by the Tasmanian devil
Stone cold silver fox
My parents told me we’d get pulled over if we left the light on in the car for too long
I think I tore my sack?
Holy fuck that’s a tall woman with Godzilla!
A Night in Terror Tower, Shocker on Shock Street, Cuckoo Clock of Doom were my favorite
I wish I was this funny
Holy shit UN Squadron!
He invaded me
I love the goat hill tavern! That place is a gem
What an asshole
It’s gotta be your bull
She was stoned. I saw her tweet
Creeeeepy crawllllers!
I was at one of these when I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me. True story