When you lied on your resume and still got the job

Jan 25, 2020 2:22 AM

1lear1

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Piss poor mascot

I remember the guy who tweeted this. He said he was a mascot for a very short time.

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I want more

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Just happy to be here, guys

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

This makes me feel the pain of a retail morning rally

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He got a cancer diagnosis earlier today but decided to come to work anyway.

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with a face like that i would say they are doing the character proper

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This sportsball competition looks pretty cool." -mascot probably

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm just happy to have been invited."

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I got the feeling no one wanted to wear it and someone’s parent had to do it

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I guess it happens. My old college's mascot sometimes couldn't get the regular guy, so sometimes a random staff member would sub.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's somebody's mom

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colgate Max White.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe the Colgate full mascot name is the Sedated Raiders?

6 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 2

That’s one of those girls Mother inside that suit, body language gives her away.

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The arm pumps.

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Why is their mascot Lord Farquad?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tik tok right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being grey as a corpse is not a great look.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna go with Crest next time

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Saw on twitter, female student got super high before donning the costume. Got paid 17 an hour to be there.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

17?! Lucky bastards

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Is like having your granma proud of you. I would play 100 times better

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He looks very polite.

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Go teams!

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

yay sports

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm convinced people in sport mascot costumes can do no wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay sports.

6 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 5

Did the ball go

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I'm pretty sure the ball goded

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I'm in love

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Makes me miss the mode in Ea Sports NCAA where you could play as the school mascots

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Lol. Blue had a field day

6 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

That's my friend Trey Mock

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Your friend must be hilarious

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can I watch this whole game?

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I got you fam https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you so much. i laughed so hard

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe if even one student, or any fan for that matter, showed up he would get into it.

6 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 3

Doesn't matter. You're expected to show the same intensity and energy at an empty game as you would at a conference championship game.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

If i had to guess i'd say it's a student and that's part of detention lol

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I bet that’s the janitor and he is just waiting for them to finish so he can start his cleaning routine lol

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It's women's basketball...

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Lol

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I didn’t want to be the one to say it. Thank you for your service.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I bet that dude is trippin balls in there

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Good old Colgate- the college of toothpaste

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She was stoned. I saw her tweet

6 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 0

Is this a pun?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source ?

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

Twitter

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Couldn’t find it. This was the best I found : https://twitter.com/shoshmcgosh/status/1220087177725370373?s=21

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A tweet someone saw

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Best sauce ever

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Establish dominance..

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Are they playing against children?

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Late hit! The ball carrier stepped out of bounds three steps before the hit!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

What does one even search for to watch these type of football games?

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Furries play football

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Furry gangbang

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american football

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Mascot game?

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They must be so sweaty under the suit oh man

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I can only imagine the smells

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