11143 pts ยท August 4, 2011
Cats.
My first thought, too. So curious!
You must be really desperate for internet points to claim to know someone you've never met irl. What a tool.
So do toddlers.
Aww, that's baby Kipenzi from the Dallas Zoo. :'( *sobs*
Super impressive
Cheese BALLS. Get it right.
Jesus, I've been on that ride it's not scary
Changa? Like a chimichanga?
Nice $1,000 cat.
Just the basics, no gory details. She took it well. Thinks it's yucky but I prefer for her to be informed by me than to learn it elsewhere.
I had to explain sex to my 8 year old recently. She asked me if babies were really made by kissing and I was just like, guess it's time 1/2
My ex used to do this. He was always so confused when I'd wake him up trying to get him off me. So glad I no longer have to deal with that.
Suicidal ostrich
I don't think that's how you're supposed to hold a bunny.
Fuck yea!
Laying pipe= doing the sex
I feel like this is probably in Texas..
It won't stop fucking raining here. I want my sunshine back!
Would you do me? I'd do me..
The most memorable thing my mother ever said to me in her sleep was, "turn the alarm clock to off so I can brush it." Lol
..seriously?
I'm 28 and the first picture I used gave me the age of 17. O.o
I'll get right on it.
Except I'm a woman. ;)
We've been over this, that's not what that is. It's a neurological condition.
Clean your room
But it looks sooo happyyy, how can something so cute be so wrong?
Chicken, not a cock! A cock would be a rooster. And yes, I'm super fun at parties.
Daww.. sandpiper?
..how do you pronounce those?
My first thought, too. So curious!
You must be really desperate for internet points to claim to know someone you've never met irl. What a tool.
So do toddlers.
Aww, that's baby Kipenzi from the Dallas Zoo. :'( *sobs*
Super impressive
Cheese BALLS. Get it right.
Jesus, I've been on that ride it's not scary
Changa? Like a chimichanga?
Nice $1,000 cat.
Just the basics, no gory details. She took it well. Thinks it's yucky but I prefer for her to be informed by me than to learn it elsewhere.
I had to explain sex to my 8 year old recently. She asked me if babies were really made by kissing and I was just like, guess it's time 1/2
My ex used to do this. He was always so confused when I'd wake him up trying to get him off me. So glad I no longer have to deal with that.
Suicidal ostrich
I don't think that's how you're supposed to hold a bunny.
Fuck yea!
Laying pipe= doing the sex
I feel like this is probably in Texas..
It won't stop fucking raining here. I want my sunshine back!
Would you do me? I'd do me..
The most memorable thing my mother ever said to me in her sleep was, "turn the alarm clock to off so I can brush it." Lol
..seriously?
I'm 28 and the first picture I used gave me the age of 17. O.o
I'll get right on it.
Except I'm a woman. ;)
We've been over this, that's not what that is. It's a neurological condition.
Clean your room
But it looks sooo happyyy, how can something so cute be so wrong?
Chicken, not a cock! A cock would be a rooster. And yes, I'm super fun at parties.
Daww.. sandpiper?
..how do you pronounce those?