Yep, I bought that.
Get your fat paws off my snacks, hooman!
We rescued a kitty a couple days ago..
For someone who doesn't like to bake, I'm not bad at it
I am a terrible girlfriend.
I think I interrupted a moment..
The fuck you lookin' at? If I fits, bitch!
So I heard you guys like bacon.
If this doesn't make people want to tip, I don't know what will.
The Boyfriends
I took a bath the other day..
Found this gem in the ladies room at a bar in Dallas.
He was the best dog ever. :( RIP "Moose"
I sprained my ankle in my soccer game last night and my sweet 6 year old gave me her unicorn pillow pet to help me feel better. <3
Seems legit
Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend's now ex-boyfriend.
Loki's little cat brain just can't comprehend how his humans got outside the apartment.
Norman Reedus, Beach babe