SamTheMicrophone

12844 pts ยท October 25, 2015


I have literally no idea what I'm doing here. Wish me luck, and send me upvotes if you want to.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Before the sound check? She died on the way to the concert and they just propped up her body for the picture.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ghosts who want to boogie

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, it's obviously iFunny. They even have their watermark on there! And why would a website put a watermark on someone else's content?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I feel bad for OP, they can't even afford punctuation

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Transgender is a disease in the same way Pluto's a planet. Scientists are changing their minds based on evidence; the public's going apeshit

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYonTBRM0VI (Internet Comment Etiquette explains/trashes the Mandela Effect, worth a watch)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As someone who ate a whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos in one go, I am qualified to agree with this guy

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

in all seriousness, look it up online. I'm sure there's a tutorial somewhere that's more reliable than random meme-spammers' advice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Throw a glass of ice water on it. The faceplate will slightly contract due to the cold, allowing for easy removal. Science!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You look like if the Moon emoji and Vladamir Putin made sweet passionate love to one another. I'm horrified and impressed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Here is a Dick with sack and balls above: Not sure why you wanted me to draw this, but hey. To each their own

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew I forgot something

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But pugs don't like dying!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

may have been helped by the people... er, creatures?... around it. Furries are strange but they're good-hearted mostly. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

There's a furry convention (maybe more than one) that donates several thousand/year to a service dog training center. So that dog (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your comment fails to take into account the spirit of OP's post and the comment you replied to, so no, no upvotes for you.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

You're thinking of Andrew Jackson. Gandhi was a leading humorist who wrote in the New Yorker and won an Academy Award for "How to Sleep."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am afraid your ears deceive you. Graphics Interchange Format files lack audio, you charlatan.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Stay aware, my friends.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Sample gif for testing:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While Islam isn't a "more complex" religion, it has a greater variety of denominations than Christianity. That's what I was trying to say.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Islam's the fastest-growing major religion in the world, and has picked up millions of people since 2010. Also, the wording was "almost 2b"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...what? According to muslimsinbritain.org, 4% of Muslims in Britain are members of the ultraconservative sects associated with terrorism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I frankly don't mind the downvotes (keep 'em coming if you want) but may I ask why? Disagreement of opinions? Ineffective text? No tl;dr?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What number, if I may ask? There are several numbers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi! I'm liberal. I disapprove of your decision, but you're probably not racist (though it's hard to say for sure, because I don't know you).

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0