SamSerif

5102 pts · November 24, 2015


Silicon Valley software guy.

I’ll tell you exactly what happened: Red Bull paid him a lot of money to do that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he tell you that, or did the dog?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe not Alzheimer’s but it does sound like vascular dementia, which is caused by micro strokes. Happened to my mom.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t let yourself be blinded by science, Dan.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FAKE! There were no explosives, they were all hit by airplanes and the government is hiding the truth!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you made a fire. Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So lemme get this straight... if someone knows my phone number, they can send me ads? Why not cut out FB and just call me?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs Naked Lunch.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who’s been on a keto diet for quite a while, and has now added fasting to it, I have to say fuck you for posting that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he was lucky enough to have someone watching the entire scene with a camera... hmmm... that’s odd, actually.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No mention of Porter Wagoner?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting, “Bama” used to be unpopular. That must have been before the SEC was started.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oncoming driver is probably thinking, “Ah geez, not THIS again.”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While my-y slug gently weeps...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! My psycho ex is from Odense!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh, now’s my chance to practice my Romanian: “Dragostea din tei ”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you train them to find 10mm sockets?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All initial screens of images at FB and IG are done via machine learning algorithms. People don’t sort through millions of pics a day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank GOD it’s extremely rare

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No FLCL?!??????

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Took me about 2 sec to make the connection. Well done.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask a woman.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d think that if I moved there, a generator (or maybe two) would be the first thing I’d get. And soon after, a ham radio license.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I would have guessed Moonlight Serenade.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just had a flashback to a passage from “All Quiet on the Western Front” that described some nasty German ones.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably wishful thinking, but maybe North Sentinel Island?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think it’s time to move.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally, “Big Meat” was my high school nickname.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ohmigod you’re right. Or you’re a heretic. Lemme see what Breitbart says.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Call me crazy, but I’ve got a feeling that Sanders won’t pick up people who voted for Trump.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1