SamJayFace

120 pts · April 28, 2015


You mean your lesbirau?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But did y’all know his severed penis is now owned by some dudes daughter?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too Gus, save me one will ya?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are a thousand in’s one places too look at ass, can we please get a gif with just the fish

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Did those eyes cost you 20 menthol kools?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could just ask who’s from the Midwest

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone born in 1980…OUCH!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Also fandoms Jesus is white, canon Jesus is not

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...it’s 3

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never wanted to befriend and brush a cow so bad in my life!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swallow it every Tuesday

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killin it either way TBH

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The US Army calls it the side stratal hop.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most days I’d honestly rather fight a tiger.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People? No. Brits? Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Honest question: at this point why but just use the inside oven? It never even touches the grill part.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Was deployed in Iraq, we got stuck with like a month of 12 on 12 off guard duty. I didn’t have anything better to do so yeah all 5k feet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone else make the doughnut before! Did it with a 5k foot spool once.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dada chum

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take-Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott-straightoutraoptions

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did not prepare enough

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many times in a row watching this is too many?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And remember, you can add a beer to this and it’s still vegan

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have watched all 8 minutes of it getting to earth #endstoosoon

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else produce it progrum?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quan su dudes!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a thing once showing a cyclist on the road slows down cars so much that it’s worse for emissions too

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but I bet it sill works.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OLIVEEEERRRRRRR!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. This is almost word for word how it went for me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0