SalmonMax

18551 pts ยท October 20, 2016


You don't know me. I'm not really here.

"There is no charge for awesomeness."

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely a bit, but it's a good bit, lol

20 hours ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

"We've both said a lot of things you're going to regret."

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The Big Beautiful Depression

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha! Crimewave! That one takes me back. What an acid trip of a movie that was. At the time I didn't realize it was Raimi, but once I saw the Evil Deads, I should have put it together immediately. Amazing.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure? Remember...birds aren't real.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Godzuki must FEED.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this like Xfinity pestering me to update my router for free? Over and over? Maybe not, but either way, 'device hoarding' is a hilarious way to frame 'people not constantly buying new stuff.'

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hm! I am by no means a lawyer, but it seems to me to revolve around the extent to which the judge/jury decide that 'disbanding a chapter of a university group' corresponds to limiting free speech. A state school, I'm sure could be construed as limited by the 1st amendment, but it seems like 'not limiting free speech' doesn't necessarily equate to 'providing support for all speech.' They can't *punish* them for it, but aren't obliged to *help* them? Otherwise they could be trapped very easily.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has a point. There's nothing more dehydrating than water. Pretty sure I saw a video about that.

lol

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't feel bad, Gravy. We'll go have breakfast at the IHOP. Maybe we can get a glimpse of the Time Knife.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Activate Instant Kill Mode.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, that famous passage from the Bible where Jesus tells his followers to, 'Eff those guys, you got yours. Just chill and collect your paychecks until I get back to give you guys a ride to my dad's place. And hey, if you wanna sin or whatever, it's cool. Just like, seek my forgiveness or something. I gotchoo."

Timeless wisdom.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tony Stark wrote this letter in a CAVE! With a box of SCRAPS!

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They look at people, but they don't see people.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't bully us with a private army, so they want to bully us with money. It's the same tactic with a different blunt instrument, and it will go the same way.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent the first half of that video assuming he was mocking the Democrats for being like the Roman emperor in that anecdote. Then I realized he was actually suggesting it as a legitimate course of action and it got so much worse.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no you're right. It's actually less bad than the Epstein stuff even. I'm just getting worn down, lol. Good to keep things in perspective though.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus, how does the GOP keep getting worse?! How is it possible?! Just reading the news makes me need therapy right now...

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Reptile? Mammal? Pastry?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then Trump supporters threw a hissy fit and wanted to rescind their medals or something. Because of course.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then, when she finally checked out she dropped her margarita mix when she turned to yell a final insult at an environmental activist collecting petition signatures, and when she turned to pick up the dropped item she didn't see the line of grocery carts coming at her. She managed to grab onto the carts, but they careened out of the parking lot into the street where they...and she...were hit by a truck advertising erectile dysfunction pills.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You already have one. FNORD.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life goal...learn how to just chillax like a cat. When a cat feels safe, I have yet to see any other animal capable of just abjectly and utterly chilling on that level. It's inspiring. Of course, the instant the cat does not feel safe, it instantly becomes an ambulatory cluster of nerve endings all screaming in different directions at once. I do not aspire to that, but I do find it hilarious.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elevensies?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Part of not having empathy is assuming that, deep down, every person is basically just like you. If they seem different, it's because they're being dishonest. When you DO have empathy, you spend time and energy trying to understand people's inner lives, and realize that they have unique perspectives that are different than yours, but no less valid. Which, shockingly, tends to make it harder to be fascist.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But those limits on powers are keeping them from seizing total power! That can't be what the founders intended!

/s of course :)

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah but right now, they're still riding that ship to the Rapture, you know? Once he's gone, but the End of Days has still stubbornly failed to materialize, then comes that crashing realization that once again they were wrong. All those crimes they rationalized, all those excesses they turned a blind eye to, because they thought God was flying the plane...were just crimes. Ordinary crimes by ordinary men, that they helped do it.

And yeah. A lot will just not engage with that. Still interesting.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Possible. That will also be interesting. Especially in connection with their constant caterwauling about how church attendance is declining.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0