SSjay

31751 pts ยท April 1, 2015


I'm just a guy who you don't give a shit about because we live in a world where all that matters is ourselves and fuck everything and everyone else. I also occasionally make offensive comments that really rustle your jimmies.

Good thing he isn't dead then.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

He actually told Ben Affleck to "Shut the fuck up"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, my pocket pit does that sometimes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A trick I learned with my dogs, I would get two balls and whenever they bring the other back, they drop the current one and go for the other

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/1jLobQ7

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Their teeth grow back even if you defang them.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Yes, friend. You know, those people you hang out with outside the internet and house.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

All he said was that his ass was on fire from the burning and he had to go to the ER.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My friend tried using mint tooth paste as lube for anal masturbation before...

10 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Happa Sherpa Sherpa

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An 80 year old lady got beat near death when she tried to buy the last xbox one a couple years ago over here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like, same game/server engine used to make it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is this gif from?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I see you've played knifey gunny before...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could just imagine that one family guy episode with the exterminators trying to kill the termites with guns.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

If she misuses oppressive like that, swim faster.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Never heard of it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has them, but they don't stick as long as you don't pet against them.

10 years ago | Likes 529 Dislikes 1

Only to take out 1, then it turned around and faced the other two in open combat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, second season isn't over yet.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Staffordshire Bull Terrier =/= Pitbull

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I like a lady stacked and that's a fact"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Savage

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Second season is really good tbh, better writing, animation, and story.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Star wars Rebels, they showed and AT-TE take on 3 AT-ATs and it was able to take out 2 by itself.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You sure this isn't another 4Chan joke?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

*Attack small children with cuddles and kisses* FTFY

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For someone who claims to be so old and mature, you sure are a pretty big dumbass. Just saying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Oh man that username. Gotta go upvote all your stuff now.

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