Ryvyn

2012 pts ยท February 2, 2012


I imagine it's like not being hungry but everybody wants you to try the food they made. Like, maybe you could but nothing sounds good to you

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Not even kidding, I'm watching this movie right now and this line was just delivered as I read this comment.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This probably means that a guy is a 'feminist' until he gets married, because he's gotta trick women into thinking he'll respect them

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Rip out his eyes and deliver a stern lecture into the empty sockets.

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to destroy my reputation. He'd make an example out of me to scare his other victims into remaining silent.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a couple years so there's no evidence anymore. It would probably never even go to trial and then he'd just use his network of friends 4

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the rape that eventually made their way to me. I don't think I'll ever report it because he's kind of a local celebrity and it's been 3

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it because he made some ominous comments beforehand to one of his friends, and then some disgustingly overdetailed jokes to them after 2

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An ex of mine once got me blackout drunk so I wouldn't remember afterward that he raped me while I was semi-conscious. I only know about 1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A group of bored Marines.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My name is Jamie and my fiancee's name is James. I think this calls for an all-Jamie orgy. ;D

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My cat did that when we put him in a harness. He was fine, just like 'I'm going to mope as hARD AS I CAN' and flopped over

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Connection Lost

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep! They're in the park, right off Dodge, on the east end of UNO.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know that guy, and trust me, he pulls his actual junk out quite enough.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or add more concrete to the ramp and make it a complete cube.

11 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

Short version: It's a webcomic

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those were probably Japanese beetles. The look about the same, but are bigger, smelly, and bitey.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SHOOOOOOOSH *pap*

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My roommate says "Take pictures."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

E-I-E-I-O

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to get those three minutes he lost back. 3

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

over, he walked outside, circled around the building to the ticket booth, got another ticket and watched it all over again. He said he had 2

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When my dad first saw this in a theater, he took a bathroom break and came back just as this line was being delivered. When the movie was 1

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I logged in specifically so I could upvote this. Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favorite anime of all time.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

N-noooo! Girl With the Dragon Tattoo flashbacks!! DX

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tapeworms are asexual, so just imagine what happens when it releases a cloud of eggs. Intestinal blockage kills faster than malnutrition.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To cover up how badly their skin has deteriorated from all the drugs they do.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I can get the same sound quality by soldering together wire coat hangers.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Farcry 6

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