Eyegasms

Oct 8, 2014 2:59 AM

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Eyegasms

The way this ice broke

Well I seriously drooled

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Well I seriously drooled

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Not going to lie. I have the weirdest boner right now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I seriously drooled

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thought the trampoline guy was pantsless...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought trampoline dude was pantsless

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Well I seriously drooled

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I'm still cumming!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sculpture in 2 is in Omaha. I used to blaze on that very structure.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i now get what you mean by eyegasm, thank you

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

What does dickgasm mean

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Still have no idea whats going on with that trampoline...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

ice ice baby...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It had a frozen layer of ice on it

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Well I seriously drooled

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I've seen at least 2 of these hit front page on their own. See you on the moon OP

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Well I seriously drooled

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That second one is right by my school! Omaha represent!

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Chyeaaha 402 representin

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! I was like man that has to be one of the ones by UNO

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey that second one is from Elmwood park in Omaha, NE

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Indubitably good sir I'm goin to try it out tommorow haha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heck yeah! I used to walk by those sculptures every day on my way to class

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AMAZING!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well done

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Marry me

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, that's just fantastic

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

This really should be the top comment here

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Umm.....Is that a Saturn V rocket in the background of the swingset gif?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I... I think you're right!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To me it looks more like the titan missile and capsule used in the Gemini Program.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the second one in Omaha, NE?

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Yeah! ! I thought the exact same. In Elmwood park on Dodge.

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Hell yeah.

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relevant 1:

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unlimited power!

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It's a glitch in the matrix

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

how many damn cats does that guy have?!

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One. And it has wormholes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shift Work.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...how? The loop. It's so purrrrfect.

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It's like the cat meows for the other cat to take over the running for him...

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"Ben, HAALP!"

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Time sure does fly when you just watch these over and over.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I cnt even watch them over and over cuz the play arrow is right in the middle and it won't leave then the gif just stops...sadness.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I..I'm wet

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hi wet im man in the mood

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you also dad?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plot twist: man

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's because you didn't do the swingset correctly, dear.

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Was not expecting this. +1

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From tears?

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Crocodile tears

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But how do you get on the swingset?

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Maybe the valve closes when the swing set is in park mode.

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It's a loop like some of the others. There was probably only enough water in there to come out twice and only when they got that high up

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The water recirculates in to a reservoir. i use to work with the Water Screen units used in live shows.

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The whole thing is computer controlled with a position sensor. It only starts releasing water once you're swinging.

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That's awesome...Now I need to find me some monies to buy one

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#2 is Brodie Smith for anyone remotely interested. He is incredible.

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Isnt that in Omaha?? I've seen those here.

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OMAHA!

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Yep! They're in the park, right off Dodge, on the east end of UNO.

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I thought so! I wasn't sure if anywhere else had those. Love the Omaha rep!

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relevant 2:

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GATTAI!

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That's some fuckin skill right there

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WIZARDRY!

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I've driven lots of Bobcat in my day, but never seen anything that impressive. Also, how do you get it out without falling?

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The same way he got it on

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Dexterity +3

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He went wall-e

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THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO

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That was wonderful, +1

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Awww he's a wittle bittie baby truck!

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*twuck

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the only reason this doesn't have more upvotes yet is because people are still looking at the gifs

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Hnnnnnnnnnnnng....what?......yes!

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Mobile users.

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And because we already saw them all like a week ago. Then a 6 months before that. And a year before that

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and masturbating. you forgot masturbating.

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*masturbating to the gifs

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I got pink eye from such a powerful eyegasm

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or because this has been reposted so many times...

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Or that the majority of them are reposted a lot

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the wave one, they sit/stand five (5) times

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If by "looking at" you mean "pleasuring themselves to," you'd be correct.

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I busted up laughing at that last frisbee throw

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How true!

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the only reason this doesn't have more upvotes yet is because people are still looking at the gifs

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*waiting for the gifs to load on mobile

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And the term for that is "gifnotism."

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Some people never stopped looking. "Men have wasted away before it, not knowing if what they have seen is real, or even possible."

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That's a horrible parody of the lamb chop song

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Or because we've already seen them all so often.

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Or mainly trying to figure out if the trampoline guy is wearing pants or not

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Also because most of these get reposted a lot, and were on the frontpage about two days ago.

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2nd an 3rd were new to me.

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there were 4 upvotes on this when I did this comment.

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that was 12 minutes ago it's at 47 now!!! wooooooo

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now there is 1440

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8350

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12,907 :O

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holy shit

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6,700

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6790

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Until now, I did not know that there was a particular swingset that I needed.

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It's mesmerising!

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The saddest news I heard all month was that schools are starting to get rid of swingsets because too many kids get hurt on them.

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I want the snow version

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oh boy... then maybe it's time to show you my other hidden swingset...

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And yet, now I really, really need that swingset.

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I can think of a mechanical method for how to make this, but you'll be wet when you start up.

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Source: http://youtu.be/p1uwQVtHHOQ

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Your feet get wet

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Your butt and lets would get wet, too!

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I've been on that swingset! 5 years ago at the bay area Makers Fair.

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The thought of wasting that much water and having one giant puddle in my lawn makes me cringe.

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It looks like the platform has a draining system that recycles the water for continuous use

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Was about to say it. :) I like you.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like you too :)

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How would you stop swinging with out getting wet?

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I'll bet it stops entirely when you do.

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The swings have position sensors, and the water is shut off based on the angle. http://www.waterfallswing.com/about/

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i'm also the kind of person who drags/plants their feet to stop a swingset and was wondering the same thing.

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Likely the hinge reads where the swing is in motion. It only opens when it is to the back or the front. Staying in down range keeps it off

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If you look closely, you see that when they are in the down position it releases water, but stops it at the extremes to allow for swing time

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Ahhh! Hm.... then, magic.

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Yeah, it times when they'll be at the bottom, I'm sure it has some sort of sensor so you don't get wet, regardless of speed/lack of motion

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It looks like it has optical sensors to detect when the swing will be under what spouts, and will turn off if anything is going to be there.

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there's no optical sensors in there. lol.

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I beg to differ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1uwQVtHHOQ

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Rotational encoders\

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No optical sensors.

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If anything that just proves it doesn't have optical sensors. As they needed people to stop the swing for them so they wouldn't get wet.

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