RyBarr

10722 pts ยท May 11, 2015


Sometimes, when no one is home........... I like to fill up the bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Where else would it be?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dude acts all badass, but he was totally crouching into the fetal position instead of making any attempt to dodge the vehicle.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Get an erection. Muscle up.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

"Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life."

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

As a 27 yr. old man. Even I would have reached for some under boob on miss Dolly. Keanu is truly a saint.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

He doesn't rate to be called Corporal anything.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

They walk into the Smith's I go to all the time. And I always see them at Cafe Rio. Like 3-4 squad cars at a time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A SHARK ATE ME! A MOTHER FUCKING SHARK ATE ME!"

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I love that the animals are protected. But people need to understand that the animals not fearing you doesn't mean you should approach them.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I honestly didn't know he'd done anything since twilight. I bet allot of others don't either.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They still are. They just don't.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To break it down pre-k style for you, discharging a round = firing a round. "HE" got hit with "HER" ricocheted bullet, not the brass.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you still got your gi bill, use it. You'll get a housing allowance and something to keep you busy during these tough times.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And came back up. Went under another marines safety glasses and blinded him in his right eye. I'm still super nervous around female shooters

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

I was on a USMC range when a girl got hot brass in her collar. She immediately panics and discharges a round into the dirt. It ricocheted1/2

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

It gets scratched to shit. Skaters don't care about the cosmetics.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's misleading. All that definitely happened, but most natives died because of European diseases. Missionaries played a big role.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I choked on my crayon laughing at this. What an idiot.

7 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 0

Source please

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

But this is cool too. Good acting or not those movies would suck without great stunt actors pulling off our favorite fights.

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Haha I was about to be like wtf no it's not. Then It clicked.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Haha, so my recruiter told me to lie to the DI's when they called me in for recruit mandatory questioning. I had told him about my past.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

That's seems like a really shitty thing to ask anyone. Just out of curiosity, are you even friends with this person?

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

The infinity fleshlight. I would totally put my dick in that. With a single stroke. BOOM! Imgur returns to its former greatness.

7 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

Ok, don't just say that and not share more. I need to know more about this seminar.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

It's a pretty funny bit, highly reccomend looking it up for laughs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robin Williams did a joke about how George Washington was waiting in heaven with 98 Virginians and they kick the shit out of suicide bombers

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not arguing this. But I've had it the other way too. "Oh you're a Marine? I bet I could take a Marine, I was gonna join but blah blah blah"

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Haha most small people can't do that. Muscle ups are about being strong relative to your own weight. Don't be such a hater.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1