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palmo
I mean that's all well and good but it has to be a two way street. You can't asked not to be bothered when it's illegal or you're threatened
SayonaraSally
by a large chicken, but then expect to be able to wear a chicken suit yourself and run at people screaming BUKAWK!! That's hypocrisy
WiqidBritt
Thing is, other people won't let them "just shut the hell up about it" and getting pissed off at the ones talking about it only helps the -
WiqidBritt
ones who don't want to "leave people the fuck alone and mind their own business."
Grizabellakat007
Isn't that called libertarian?
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
No, libertarians in America want to ban half of those things because they all vote the same as republicans.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
So since dumbass McGee muted me, go look libertarian voting records, notice something? They vote tight with the Republicans.
amglasgow
Once people DO leave everyone the fuck alone, we'll be able to shut up.
Boxingbud
Hey trans community: TIL It's just about chopping off your dick and buying tits and you have to shut up about your journey.
Gvegasnachos
I smell what your stepping in. You can't leave every1 to their own devices though. That's how innocent people get killed.
SkinnerTBD
don't make him your messiah, he doesn't read.
Josefbugman1543
Purestrain anti-intellectualism has a long tradition in America.
admosquad7
You can’t do half of those things legally. That’s what their fighting about.
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
The law is what society makes it.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Can do all those things legally in Canada. Just saying.
Teddy5240
You can do litterly all of them but 2, like what
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
I can do everyone of those things legally, except abortion. Because I can’t be pregnant, but my friends can.
Sekolah
Only one is illegal
pdwhite
It’s not about legality its about shutting the fuck up and not preaching about your fucking gluten free diet!
Sekolah
Wtf did gluten come into this?
ZombieJonSnow
That is very much false. I could smoke a joint while getting a tit job and a blowjob from the same dude on top of a pile of my guns.
ZombieJonSnow
Then later that day perform an abortion on a trans nun turned preist while praying she makes it through the operation.
IIBatmanIIDeleted
Y all need Talos
HoofcarePro
They're*
kosherToker
thank you.
xa22
Yes but, don't ask don't tell allows untruths and rumour to be spread. Reminding people about other peoples needs keeps us all grounded.
txcell
Burr's comedy is great - but his entire shtick is not shutting up about how other's actions and words piss him off and inconvenience him.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
And yet he has so much material to go off of.
usedtolickclitsalot
Yup, he can't shut up about other people shutting up.
ZombieJonSnow
Im okay with it. Hes really good at bitching in a hilarious way
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
I like how you say this as if it somehow degrades his comedy. The guy openly admits he has an anger issue. He’s funny so who cares.
txcell
Dude my comment mentions how great Burr's comedy is. Seen him funny anger comedy several times. Didn't attack his comedy at all.
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
Classic give and take phrasing, everything after “But his entire shtick” is negative. ITS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE I AM APPALLED
txcell
his*
slinkiisu
to be fair, a lot of people shove their shit in your face like it's supposed to vbe the most important thing innthe world to you.
txcell
I've spent too much time trying decipher the stroke you just had to even begin to be fair with your comment.
slinkiisu
Okay, so, I have no problem if you're vegan. But if you yell at me for eating meat because you're vegan, that's not okay.
slinkiisu
If you're gay, that's fine. If you call someone homophobic for disagreeing with anything you say, that's not okay.
slinkiisu
Sure, there's lots of people who mind their own business and lead their own lives, and that's great. But it's the ones who demand special /
Beleg7
“I want everyone to be free, but not enough to be bothered if they aren’t.”
Donnydarko66
All great advice but sometimes you have to make a stand for the people who are being marginalized or neglected.
BrockEffingSamson
I hate when guns get tossed around in this type of argument. I care about you using it to deprive others of all those choices.
Bumbleoni
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Minus the part where you can't shut up about it when you don't have the right to do it.
doctorhat
Some lady who works for Washington metro was eating on a train. Someone called her out on it, metro employee said mind your business (1)
doctorhat
Callout lady tweetshamed employee, tweeter lost a book deal for not minding her business. Lessons were learned.
theglimmeringwarlock
Good. That's about as bad as people that flip the fuck out on quiet cars on the train. Some don't go on it daily. Don't have to be an ass.
theglimmeringwarlock
I've seen super rude people. Saw a guy with headphones on shush someone lol. I was like that dude has headphones on wtf
BigFatBobbie
We agree, so let's all talk about these issues...
neil137
he's obviously not republican then. Georgia and ohio out here looking in vaginas for murder charges.
doobiedoobop
Taking standup bits and trying to pass them off as statements is pretty stupid. Bill said that to get a laugh, not make a point.
RustedCogs
Stupid? Pretty sure this is by definition a statement, and OP could very well have posted it to get a laugh, not make a point.
BunkerJohn
https://imgur.com/7keQ1TG
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
KanzenChowa
Yeah but i dont think just anybody should have a gun.
Jrhoney
But why?
BunkerJohn
Mentally unfit individual? Violent felon with murder and such? Basically what our background check system screens for.
KanzenChowa
^This. I mean all the other stuff doesn't really effect everyone else but letting anyone have guns could be dangerous
BunkerJohn
Exactly. It's a dangerous tool- there need to be SOME restrictions. But on the flip side, you have individuals wanting NO firearms.
BunkerJohn
It's one of two bad extremes. 'NOBODY' should have guns and 'EVERYBODY' should. Both are incorrect and dangerous.
13Alpha
I don't think just anybody should have access to a keyboard.
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Yeah, but extremists seem to hate us the most. If you don't pick a side and flush reason down the toilet, you're the enemy.
Josefbugman1543
Define "reason" because it sure as shit hasn't been happened upon by philosophers, economists or politicians.
Josefbugman1543
Not picking a side is still choosing a side, it just happens to be the side saying "I don't want to think about this".
dparrott842
Pretty much, fuck left and right wing
NameyMcUsername
BUt mUh 'BoTH sIdEs'
Heavenissize17socks
The extremists are the enemy. Taking a bazooka to a scrabble tournament is still considered 'Poor form' in today's society.
ForgeGoremann
Yeah but nice play with the z
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BunkerJohn
So THAT is what it is. I find it fascinating many use it as an insult...
xKaraKx
Stupid people often confuse the term centrist with not having an opinion. While it actually means your opinions on topics range from left to
xKaraKx
Right depending on context and what the topic actually is.
Memeeater
I lean center left but yeah, basically. Check out r/neoliberal and r/Tuesday for centre left and right politics
BunkerJohn
Which honestly describes my view perfectly.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
For a lot of these it's more "people are trying to make it/keep it illegal so if I don't speak up for change I will end up in jail".
LuminoZero
Ding ding! We have a winner! The people demanding their rights aren't the ones being divisive, the ones REFUSING them are.
Quipod
The level of demonization each side is hurling at each other is truly staggering.
BunkerJohn
Agreed. Honestly, (and people do not like this opinion apparently,) but it's a purple dumpster fire at this point. Red and Blue are trash.
UnitedGalactic
One side has Nazis, that is not the good side.
Quizz25S
Yeah well the other side has socialists and if you know anything about the Russian revolution you know that's just as bad. Neither are good.
Memeeater
Eh, I think a distinction between revolutionary and reformatory socialists would be better.
Quizz25S
I'll be honest, I don't know the difference.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
You do realize socialism and communism are not the same right. Oh wait that destroys your stupid arguement to recognize that. Since the 1/2
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Left pushes their extremists away, while the right brings them closer "unite the right" after all. 2/2
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Lol, the guy muted me because he knew his arguement was weak as water. Guess that's all the integrity he has.
3lr4y
Oh yeah, if you don't straight ticket you're "throwing your vote away"
getmo
Yep. Had a certain candidate in my state, won't say who, ran radio ads like "if you don't vote for ME, you're voting for HIM." ...Really?
cecilryegate
In a two party system? Ya, basically.
3lr4y
I voted third party
Counterfit
Then you effectively voted for your worst option. That's how strategic voting in first past the post works
LuminoZero
Wasn't gonna say it, but I was thinking it pretty loud.
ddmmyyyy
Guarantee everyone liking this will still spout their shitty opinion about every other thing anyway.
deaddogsmuggler
Maybe you should mind your own business
BigO1606
But that's not what the Internet is for
WellThatsOriginal
Maybe you shouldn't be so fucking negative towards people with an opinion.
deaddogsmuggler
Maybe you should understand levity and the last line of this post.
shawnemack
Tell this to the republicans who won’t leave people the fuck alone
Lasgo
Boo hoo, they told me I can't murder babies in certain states anymore. But.. but.. I want to be evil, no fair!
UnitedGalactic
Republicans love babies because they grow up into kids they can molest and then murder in their schools. Bunch of evil fucks.
chilllad
Yeah, tell it to those republicans who want to tax the shit out of us, literally proposed repealing the 2a, outlaw farting cows and ban cars
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Lol, Republicans never actually lower taxes for people who aren't rich. Take your alt facts, shove em where the sun dont shine.
deaddogsmuggler
I would, but I don't wanna get shot dead
cpnbeeb
Firearm ownership is not exclusive to that bunch by any stretch.
WellThatsOriginal
You are invalidating your own post... lol
Jrhoney
Isn't it the DNC that wants more government in our lives though?
shawnemack
Is it? Bathroom bills, criminalizing gay marriage and abortion, harsher punishment for recreational drugs, repealing net neutrality. All GOP
NewtGinGrinch
He has an animated cartoon. It's pretty good. F is for Family.
inneedofadult
Love that show. I feel terrible occasionally but it’s too funny
djentleman14
I could start building walls tonight and never have enough to throw you through kevin!
thetacoslaughterhouse
I really enjoy F is for Family! If you don’t I’ll throw you through that fucking wall!
ClearCoatedNutz
It’s great
WilliamWeird
I hoped it would dredge further depths, but it only goes halfway deep.
MonochromaticStatic
That's hos show?
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
It's awesome ... 5/7
SereneLloydBraun
I’ll put you right through that fuckin’ wall!
PlatinumProductions
/a/Llpt24T
MrRandom314159
I liked season 1. Season 2 seems... crueler.
MisterTrashPanda
Yeah I'm with you there. It's like an alcoholic, dysfunctional past the point of being funny version of that '70s/'80s show.
Ryebread91
I watched the first episode. Just couldn’t get into it. Kind of the opposite of Jim Carrey. I love his movies but not his stand up. 1/2
Ryebread91
I like Bill’s standup and think he has some good points but the show just seemed too loud to me. 2/2
DmPunk
I wasn’t a fan of the show at first but stuck with it. I’m glad I did because I actually love it.
pancreas
I thought F was for Fire that burns down the whole town
Squanch949
U is for uranium... Bombs
PhallicSoxForCox
N is for no survivors
deaddogsmuggler
I thought the trailer made it look terrible... guess I might actually have to check it out.
wazeewa
Watch it. I laugh my ass off every time I watch it.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
It's fantastic, but also severely depressing
ullr52
It's worth it. It took me a couple of episodes to get into it but it gets really good.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Oh man if you like him at all I think you would like it. Bonus points if your parents are close in age to him.
dontslamthefuckingdoor
It’s honestly pretty great. First show in awhile that’s made me laugh out loud.
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
it's great
Spawnsy
The trailer was awful but the show is easily top 5
dc808
It's pretty shitty, actually. But check it out for yourself.
dootdootfloop
It's like every working class families worst bits and stereotypical traits in people. So good
iamthelasttimelord
F is for Fan FUCKIN tastic. Do it OP.
Uhmyes
It isn't typical Bill Burr humor
mooseablethenok
It's crap, but it's better than putting a nail through your dick. I'd say it rates slightly better than most other crap.
deaddogsmuggler
I mean, is it better than a poke in the eye?
mooseablethenok
yes, i'd rate it somewhere between an eyelash in your eye, or one of those really gnarly boogers you can't blow out with a tissue.
deaddogsmuggler
Fuck... not bad
Vaanhalen
It's kinda terrible. The first season good, second season I couldn't even finish it. Just painful to watch
JasonThorn
To be fair, it is reminiscent of those times. The Vietnam War is proving to be a lost cause, people were frustrated with stuff...like now...
Vaanhalen
Im talking about the bad writing and excessive fan service/ race to the bottom
Allthecovfefe
He's got a podcast too
Vaanhalen
Dont waste your time. Get the highlights on YouTube, then hop on over to JRE. Best podcast alive today. In fact just listen to Burr on JRE
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Eh, go fuck yourself.
Crockpotseal
An IIIIIIIIIIII'm juuuuuuust checkin in on ya
vitaminalgas
And go fuck yourself
Allthecovfefe
Zip!
Canadoug
RECRUITER!
was821
It's the Monday morning Thursday podcast- cracks me up everytime
Someotherfella
You mean the Thursday Afternoon just before Friday Monday Morning Podcast? And I'm just checking in on ya! On you. You.
was821
I knew I typed it wrong
Asikar
Reading the comments like:
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
OOOoooh Jeeeesuuusss
maninthedarkness
Frankly, the comments should all just be Invader Zim references, and leaving people the fuck alone.
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
When ever people post popcorn gifs, the comment sections are almost never interesting.
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
Especially politics on imgur. It's just an echo chamber here.
LenTrexlersLettuce
deaddogsmuggler
I love this show...
CongratsYouAreHereNow
I don’t think the above quote is actually bull burr
machineconductor
MY TOLLEST!!!@
RonSwansonJunior
GIR. WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?
PriestofThor
I MADE IT MYSELF!!!
deaddogsmuggler
For the fucking goddamn record... you two have the best comments and usernames. <3
ZombieZooZombieZoo
DoctahGhostly
Doesn’t even need subtitles but....DOOM DOOM DO-DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM....DOOMY DOOMY DOOM
Occationalrickroll
I saw a squirrel
TheBretters
I know its a joke but this centrist way of looking at issues is cancer. Just because an issue isn't your concern doesn't mean it isn't 1/2
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lttldvl
"You'll stop being oppressed when you stop talking about it lol" - you
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
Having to choose a side on everything all the time because it’s shoved down your throat every day from all sides can be exhausting.
5TUP1D
Your opinion is also cancer. Have a nice day.
TheBretters
How long did it take for the one brain cell in your skull to produce that salient bit of commentary
5TUP1D
Probably about a half hour. Buffering is a bitch.
TheBretters
Such a big brain thought
5TUP1D
Why thank you kind stranger.
Boxingbud
Minimizing the procedure of transitioning gender as simply "getting your dick chopped of" isn't centrist at all.
mrmayortheiv
I enjoy the fact that everybody is calling this centrist... It's pretty much the democratic platform.
professionallazyperson
The lies you people get away with on this website, I swear... Besides, I'm here for the cute cats and dogs not 140 character "politics".
DuaneHoff
It’s far from the Big Brother Democratic platform. It’s Libertarian.
theschnook
Which is basically centrist.
swattyKnotts
The Democrats are center-right. We forget how far right the Republicans have shifted things.
Iropen
If you look at graphs from the 1980d to now you see the Republicans have barely moved to the right while dems have moved far to the left
mrmayortheiv
Well, maybe. Think how many old racist grandparents there are that we are embarrassed about at Thanksgiving. That is the Republican party...
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Bullshit. The left is moving back to where it was in the fucking 1920s.
Counterfit
Who drew this graph, Rasmussen?
TheBretters
A problem for someone else and if you have to hear about to fucking bad.
dietderpsy
That's not what centrist means, centrist means you have a balanced view on topics, you aren't exclusively left or right leaning.
RustedCogs
If I have to hear about it you have to hear about me hearing about it. Too fucking bad works both ways.
TheBretters
What?
Frozenspokes
Your rights end where mine begin. So if you think you can tell me what to do with my body, my love live, my mental health, fuck off!
TheBretters
That wasn't even close to my point
MRWBenstillerhifivesme
I think they were agreeing with you.
TheBretters
Yea but still not really my point
MRWBenstillerhifivesme
oops. just realized these are all out of order now.
MRWBenstillerhifivesme
or not. Idk. I can't even read.
GregForse
Except you need all those things to be legal...
berrygentleman
They are here.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Welcome to Canada, eh!
LakrisalLover
And some of those things go against each other. It's really not that simple. Tell it to the Christian wedding cake baker and gay couple
nicouk
I don't see how they go against each other? Just use a different bakery. There's no need to cause conflict.
LakrisalLover
Then you are strictly allowing for discrimination. If that's ok with you, then no problem.
nicouk
That is okay with me, because the bakery (A) wasn't refusing to serve a gay couple, and (B) there are other bakeries available. <1>
nicouk
Arguing that a Christian bakery should be forced to make gay wedding cakes, is like arguing that vegan restaurants have to serve meat. <2>
Lowland
No you just have to shut the hell up about it
NormanWilson
Exactly which ones are not legal?
GregForse
Abortion in Georgia, weed in most nations, guns in almost all developed democracies, Gay marriage in most Conservative soc...Should I go on?
Snooj
That's Bill Burr's way of saying they all should be.
keenidiot
Yeah but shutting up doesn't work. Up to the 90s people thought just letting scientific evidence speak for itself and ignoring pseudo scienc
keenidiot
Was the way to go. Didn't work. And now it's an uphill battle for science communicators. As one example.
GregForse
And if they aren't... You need to speak. Hence I believe he's wrong.
Kittynomnoms
Wrong? I think it's a matter of "your rights end where mine begin." As in, "As much freedom you want if it's not at the expense of others'."
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i don't think he even said this, i think this quote is falsely attributed to him
Chivaxsienpre209
so were did he hurt you?
GregForse
I disagree therfore I must be screaming about my feelings. About the level of response I've been led to expect from some... Still remarkable
Chivaxsienpre209
so show me were I hurt you...
thalass
Yeah I have to agree. It shouldn't be a thing worth discussing, but it has to be because creepy old people keep suppressing it.
ambiencenever
...and in order for them so stay legal we have to keep talking about them, bc the fundies will never stop.
Purpl3y3s
When places are trying to reverse the legalisation of things, those who want it to stay legal have to mak ALOT of noise.
Josefbugman1543
c.f. Abortion atm.
ottotravel
i.e. Gay marriage rights and the freedom to consume weed have only been legal in the last decade and it had to be talked about so I concur.
wintervoices
...and some could use some regulations.
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Right? Buying a gun is one thing but *using* a gun and minding your own business are pretty hard to do at the same time.
ZombieJonSnow
You only use it when other people dont mind their own business, duh.
RackhamTheRed
*Well then. From now on, you can be as much gay as you want. But only Mon-Thur, 9:00-21:00 and Sat-Sun 12:00-24:00. Fr is no-gay-day*
sockstrapsecond
regulate gays, ban God, and tax exemptions for gun shops!
ZombieJonSnow
How could a gay be regulated?
nicouk
Leashes help
Chpgmr
by limiting how much gayness they are allowed to release into the atmosphere
ZombieJonSnow
That gay emission test is a tricky one.
GregForse
Oh absolutely. I personally can't stand the regulations =oppression rhetoric
CoalescedKoalaJuice
Then you are ignorant.
VinerialBlumpkin11
I think you and only you need someone to approve your speech before posting. How long till you feel oppressed?
victell
Speech is already restricted, mostly where it can get people killed.
VinerialBlumpkin11
Please tell me where I have to ask permission before speaking like you have to do with guns. To compare to yelling fire in a crowded
GregForse
See? Exactly what I mean. "we should have limits on some choices that harm others" = "you and only you want your speech censored" just silly
Jrhoney
6-18 month's after paying a $200 tax per instance.
VinerialBlumpkin11
Nfa in a nutshell. Though I have seen some waits exceed 2 years