RustyStarr

12069 pts ยท August 20, 2013


Coming to theatres Spring 2017, starring Johnny Depp.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well at least she got to eat the bologna.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE! *pterodactyl screeches*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Artemis totally has penis envy. And a boys name.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

195 Euros?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaannd that's why I'm on the sex offender registry.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Some people just can't handle the truth

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's gotta be a witness to maintain eye contact with

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"that man"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1: beat up homeless guy. Step 2: steal his dog. Step 3: put it up for adoption. Step 4: Profit. Step 5: burn in hell.

10 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 1

Duuude, where's my bike?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how many UNIQUE words?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

wat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Is there a bath involved somehow? lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not Canadians. We recognize her as our curling goddess.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Half Life 3 confirmed!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two ENTIRELY different things...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm on mobile in the sun and missed that the first time. So fuck you :( hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Especially those.

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While WHO is shitting, is the question

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$10.00/min

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Chemicals" that your body requires on a daily basis...

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

I just spit Cheerios over my phone

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You magnificent bastard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do the same thing when I stick a paperclip in the electrical socket.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*sniff* fuck you guys. My feels can't take it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why isn't this top comment?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0