Pdiddleshizzle
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Oct 2, 2015 11:22 PM
Pdiddleshizzle
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PSUTerra
Lost it at "*Pterodactyl screeches*".
Brat4Life
Are you banging you not prof?
thegr8rambino
I feel this may have been staged
thegr8rambino
Lol "not prof"
fuckyoufuckthisschool
I once got a wrong number. Kindest person I ever talked to. Had to stop talking because of his girlfriend though
MehWasTooShort
I'm crying
TwistedAttitudes
Are we ignoring the fact that this guy was going to cancel lunch plans with a professor because he had a sandwich about to go bad?
BurpMacklinFBI
Thank you
Hellthataintnuthin
I believe the situation implies that since s/he didn't hear back from professor (regarding lunch plans), s/he was gonna eat the sammich...
Samoht
Save a sandwich? Don't most people make a sandwich when you want the sandwich?
blacklistpilot
http://media.giphy.com/media/XreQmk7ETCak0/giphy.gif
Little0rphanAnnie
That kid has quite a wobbly head. Especially to have such lateral sway to it, it's bizarre, almost hypnotic.
Anomoly1323
*pterodactyl screeches* +1
Str0phicus
Hello, my new best friend
bobomb
*Pterodactyl screeches*
Lordbandington
(Gavin screaming)
zeaga
I lost it. I had no idea this was coming
al640814
yeah i lost it
Rainman1344
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
getyourfruitoffmeyoudamndirtygrapes
finally someone with a fully charged battery, hope for humanity still exists
mooturtil
weirdest one i ever had was some one telling me to wake up, i said who is this? they apologised, i said no probs i needed to be up anyway
cindaurora
Maybe it was an Angel. :D
mooturtil
aww thats sweet. i'll never know they never responded back
flurdawoman
+1 for ending with a pterodactyl screech
notanalien117
GRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
Motherfucking pterodactyls
YoungVeteran
Everytime I text a wrong number I always just get "who dis?"
Little0rphanAnnie
lol blak ppl smh (If I was black I'm sure I'd write it like that, but I have no melanin, but I do have a job and a father.)
flamingflamingo
This has happened to me. I've tried to have exchanges like this. It never works out. :(
bigeasy44
I try to play along and see what happens. It hasn't worked out to anything good yet. My wife just goes for the who dis and ruins my fun :/.
Little0rphanAnnie
Get your wife to SMS me instead. ;) She'll be leaving snail trails all over the house and her underwear!
EdwardBananaHands
Damn it I've never texted a wrong number.
sixfoothobbit
The trick is to borrow your friends phone and text yourself back and forth, then post for internet points
Little0rphanAnnie
Precisely. There's entire websites made for this usage, which is why lullsy iphone / sms posts are redundant and obviously fake.
sixfoothobbit
It kinda worries me how much people care about getting t the front page... is it like some quest for fame?
flyingsaucepan
Sigh... now I'm thinking about getting a cellphone so I can make random friends.
Little0rphanAnnie
0450032274
BlackDragoness
I liked how they both side stepped the gender question and not made it into a tinder post. +1
differentseven
There are some really cool people around, wish i would meet some of them
makesticpeneliz
You beautiful soul :)
FlorecitaMcDuff
Going to end all my conversations with a pterodactyl screech, now.
Sithofsiths
I just wanna know why OP is charging their phone at 100%
Ohond
It's in the juice.
siler7
Pterodactyl screeches don't sound like "now".
FlorecitaMcDuff
It was a statement before I had anyone to converse with https://youtu.be/gLgrIipmT9Q
Ribblets
YOU MUST COMMIT TO IT. RELEASE YOUR INNER SCREECH
SCREEEEECH
Relevant Username?
BrentisnotRich
Yes!!!!! Hahahah
OdeToBouncer
Well *I* have been invited to a Halloween party by wrong email this year. It's close enough, so I may just attend!
Little0rphanAnnie
Do it and report in and tell us how it goes! Take pics of all the hot sluts dressed as cats for reddit, they'll love you.
yeahSeriously
Things like that make me believe in a better future for mankind..
cattleist
Lay your weary head to rest~
iwasmadetobelievetherewouldbeflan
Human on my faithless arm....
ActualCannibalShia
And dont ever wake up.
cattleist
Umm.. d-dat not how it go..
ActualCannibalShia
Yeah it does. Next two lines: Keep shut your sleeping eyes lest, rising my tears fill your empty cup. Every child knows that lullaby
fruitcup22
DONT YOU CRY NO MORE
cattleist
Thank you!
candy1214
Me:*Starts sobbing disgustingly
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp48bae7Kq1qzynaro1_r1_500.gif
Worgslarg1
Once I rose above the noise and confusion...
CptJohnYossarian
Kick kick kick-kick ... SNARE!
Grimblecrumble5
(GUITAR SOLO!!)
lawlysmoke
CARRY ON, YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER
theSPECIALhell
CARRY ON! NOTHING EQUALS THIS SPLENDOR
keanukin
HighFive1
I never went to college- is it normal to dine with your professor or is this how pretty girls get A's?
laxgoalie
Definetely not normal, unless like yoloswag420noscopedoritos said that they're a grad student.
Zechie
That username, though
Little0rphanAnnie
It's a pretty girl trying to get an A, no professor anywhere would dine with a student! Unprof prof! This is gender equality in action.
luckycharms4life
I used to eat lunch with my independent studies prof instead of a boring office meeting.
SpidergirlArana
I go to a private college and it's completely normal here. My professor has even had the whole class over for dinner before.
kiakai13
Same here. That's the best part about small schools. I've had dinner at at least 4 different prof's homes.
10champ10
It's both. First is only to the ones that you are friends with.
Myoldusernamewasmyfullname
We drink with our lecturers.... But it is a music college in Ireland...
Little0rphanAnnie
Hahahaha music college. Cute. That's like art 'school' and military 'intelligence.'
zhukoz
Wouldn't that be compulsory? :)
Pdiddleshizzle
Lol I'm actually a guy and my prof and I are good friends
realmenfightnaked
So this is how pretty boys get A's
Little0rphanAnnie
Liar, you suck his dong for A's, admit it you dirty cock slut. You make him tea bag you and give you flies eyes with his nuts on your face!
DontGoInTheDogPark
Wow Annie is different to how i remember
TheOnlyCarl
Nobody ever wrong number texts me they only call and immediately start talking with no explanation. It makes me think I have amnesia.
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Little0rphanAnnie
A CRIME huh? Not just a crime, omg, was it a .. a CAPITAL OFFENCE?!?!? :O Wait, is this regret sex rape allegations? :P
Little0rphanAnnie
Hey Carl I spoke to the guy at the shop and they said they can't order in eight of those relays because you didn't sign for them, fix pls.
TheOnlyCarl
Yeeessss... right. Those... relays. This is normal, as am I. Good talk. Bye, person who I know.
Liquidbullets
"I'll get right on that and I expect you to hold me to it if I dont." *click *
Sketch1990jmr
Damn it OP I only get assholes on wrong numbers.
helagos
The last wrong text I got was from what I can only assume was a H.S. girl. She didn't appreciate me posing as her friend Brittany.
Drakhma
i never get wrong numbers!
redamancy
I get the most random wrong numbers all the time. I've saved some of my stranger voicemails; people wanting to buy goats and whatnot.
Croltown
How do you even get wrong numbers!? >_>
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
Yeah
skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt
I got one wrong today and they started interrogating me on how I got their number.
jloop
Stop fucking calling me! I told you twenty thousand God-damned times, I'm not the person you are looking for and I'm current on all my loans
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Little0rphanAnnie
Pics or it didn't fappen.
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IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
Lol. Do it!!!
FXTPD
Stop calling us then!
FenyxKnight
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
siler7
THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
bolognasandwich
Mine all come back in Spanish.
J4Y1450
lucky...
Corele
Wasn't expecting this, BRAVO !
Sketch1990jmr
Lol
ShinyBottom
I only get wrong numbers…
ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV
Statistically, if you keep up the wrong number game long enough, you might find someone cool. Kinda creepy way to find friends, but possible
ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV
That's what the internet is for.
Connorfig
Commenting so i remember this for later use.
Little0rphanAnnie
Challenge accepted. 000 0001, 000 0002, 000 0003, no joy. :(
Sketch1990jmr
Lol I'm using imgur for that right now!
ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV
Shhh, keep it down, I was pretending to be sarcastic.
kelestofkels
I always get little kids for some reason. It feels pretty creepy.
Little0rphanAnnie
12/f/cali u wun 2 tuch me whar daddy duz??? (I bet you got hot from that, pedobear.)
Little0rphanAnnie
Tho nothing worse than kids answering the phone, too mentally incompetent to get I don't wanna fucking hear them singing or screaming shit.
wilson1helpme
And illiterates
Little0rphanAnnie
And imbeciles who can't use punctuation.
wilson1helpme
fuckin fite me brah
scooterific
I get really defensive when some one calls/texts me and it turns out to be a wrong #. It's like they know my number so I want to know a 1/2
Little0rphanAnnie
I get cocks like you on Facebook add ME then I message them and they're all DO I NO U???? HOW DO I NO U?? Like fuck, chill out snob!
scooterific
Cool but I don't contact them first so I'm not sure how that makes me a snob.
MmmmBaconFetus
I got a lady with depression who had no job. I felt so bad pretending to be the lady she was texting that I sent a formal apology.
Little0rphanAnnie
I am a lady with depression and no job. Will you pretend to be someone for me, please? :(
MmmmBaconFetus
I don't know if I wanna repeat what I did, but I will say that things are always gonna get better. You'll get through it. :D
DanAykroydFanClub
Will Smith here; you're doing great, keep on keeping on :)
Sketch1990jmr
Annie, I AM your father!
AnalBees
I once texted a wrong number that called the cell service on me and I got questioned by company reps about it :/
Sketch1990jmr
Better than this one time I had to conference call with a customer and accidently called a sex line...one number can make a difference
Little0rphanAnnie
Cool story bro.
Little0rphanAnnie
What did you say to them to get that response? I've abused the shit out of people and never got that. >_>
AnalBees
"hey what's up." I thought I was texting a friend...
gfox117
I had changed my cell# at work bu it kept getting changed back to my old # and the guy was trying to get me fired because work kept calling
Krys2015
Wut
gfox117
my work called his number thinking it was mine, after I told them it wasn't my number anymore. I told them this twice but kept calling the
gfox117
old number and he got fed up with it and started saying he was me and he would cover shifts so that I would get fired for no shows
Krys2015
Ah I get cha. My last company wad like that. Updated my info 3 times and they still had my benefits tied to my old address