RusselCrowe

11106 pts ยท August 25, 2013


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... A man could not think of anything to write about himself so he resorted to writing a paragraph about nothing. Little did he know an adventure was about to begin. An adventure that would take him from the deep, black, unfathomable depths of the dark web to the shining ivory towers of the internet. It began during the late hours of a restless night and continued long into the chasm of time. I'm referring of course, to the journey of none other than Russell Crowe. If you screenshot this shit and it gets to the front page I'll renew "Fightin' Round' the World" for a second season. Possible destinations include Zimbabwe, The Westbro Baptist Church, Kyrgyzstan, Bhutan, and Fox Studios. Me and me best mate Tugger: http://i.imgur.com/djHHX8g.jpg

Stay safe out there, brother; Have a very Merry (and hopefully uneventful) Christmas!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Atmosphere either; for shame, OP.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not really, not to shit on OP but this is pretty basic stuff. I recommend Yesterday by Atmosphere to most people new to rap

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I built that fire over there... And then I fucked your mother next to it!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hey! Guess what I did last night?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Op got the images from 9gag, not reddit

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

The one true god.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Go ahead! Throw your vote away!"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Spunk-gargle-wee-wee

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Swood reference, bro

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Im out of the loop on this one; what happened?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And keep that hair short, clem."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hear they recently secured 10 counts in bootcamp; shit's ridiculous

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still don't know how I feel about the new one; it just felt kind if bland to me

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Currently active duty; if anything we're underfunded. The money gets spread out quite a bit throughout the various branches

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

You should YouTube search the Slo-mo guys in that case; their stuff is seriously awesome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Visually it reminds me of Fez, which is awesome; I've been looking for a game with that style for a while now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supposedly facial hair not maturing until around 26 is fairly common

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They're usually the lowest life form in the military but you still have to salute them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is correct

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The owner refuses to change it despite it literally being the n-word for native Americans depending on which one of us you ask

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Definitely jealous of you in that case, ours were strict as fuck about it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I graduated a little while back, we were told all we could do was lock arms

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

"Sir, Custer was a pussy. You aint." ~ Sam Elliot

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

His military career won't be fun after that, it's hard enough to make rank in the Marines as is.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ill take shit they need to fix in Destiny 2 for $400, Alex.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nah, he's just OAF

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0