RunsWith2Beers

32063 pts ยท January 21, 2016


Undercover Nerd I once pooped in a pringles can (a story from over seas)

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate you.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reductio ad absurdum is what you're looking for.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Legendary mounts!!!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was just thinking "how are they going to get back down? That doesn't look conducive for multiple people.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok Dexter, thanks.

2 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 2

#32. You want lime disease? Because this is how you get lime disease.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#21 Forgot Krav Maga

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 forgot Krav Maga

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: you can get a full luminescent whiffle ball bat if you hit enough of those while pretending to be Ken Griffey Jr.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Very simplified.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just out of curiosity, do you watch these movies then pause them at critical moments and think "that would make an amazing meme I've got to rewind 10 seconds" while everybody else watching just stares at you?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems like he's not the only one disappointed

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let me Google that for you

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do they use wyverns instead of dragons in Game of Thrones

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

From previous "chestnuts"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one of those and she is definitely NOT that big. Bengal cat right?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it! Thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Helium and Potassium walk into a bar. The bartenders says "We dont serve noble gases here."
Helium doesnt react.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No cats nip their kittens neck when they are rambunctious to settle them for cleaning.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes! But in my defense I am really high

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A clowder or glaring is a gang of cats. Isn't that weird? But I have a Bengal and it is probably so loud around there. She constantly talks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jason Vorhees. I'm in my late 30s so he wouldn't come after me and I'll just stay in a casino in Vegas for 24h where there won't be any teenagers.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. That means me smile

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That makeup is ridiculous

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Somebody needs to post that meme of this Zeus without a beard. It's creepy. Like a hairless wooki

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My kids got a British accent from pepper pig and other shows. 100% truth

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jack skellington Halloween costume!!! The great pumpkin head too!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0