RubyNS

1943 pts · March 11, 2016


why are you reading my bio?

Introducing the All New McCum Sandwich™, for only $6.90

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's HOT and it's READY

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's HOT and it's READY

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's alright, there's only one person who hasakey to that cellar and he's busy solving world hunger

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

looks like it's been used before

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

print this on their money

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

they're decent, not so much "cheap" as they are "budget". good bang for your buck. their keyboards are pretty good for modding.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we're gonna need that gyoza recipe >:3 gonna have to start making them too, instead of just buying them

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

an owls' eyes cannot turn in its sockets, so they bob their heads to help gauge distance and better track their prey.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#13 + #28 = #1

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#44 nessy coin worth 3.50$

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

durian

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i literally only carry restore magicka potions and spec into restoration early so i can regen my health and stamina with magicka

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

moderate abdominal pain during your period is normal, if it's really bad then let your doctor know. heating pads can help with discomfort.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

finally, i can go touch the grass

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and one brother!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and yet i am waiting to receive it all the same

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i would honestly love nothing more than to have a legacy where people can just look at me, smile, and go "fuck you"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

a wise man once said: a cat is fine too

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

read it to the tune of rasputin

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

jesus the typos are real with this one, ambulance*, also already*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

notice the bulance is alsobalready loading someone into the back on a stretcher, implying the man's body is already in the ambulance

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dibs on being the estranged cousin who always broods in dark corners and you're 99% certain is a serial killer

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

got you to 69

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

reject monke, return to societ

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

execute order 66

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0