nowthatiknow
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Jan 19, 2022 12:30 AM
nowthatiknow
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Wait what
eyriestorage0r31415
Mmm…not supposed to eat the skin. Kind of like eating chicken with the feathers on. Cut a slightly soft avocado in half, remove the big seed, scoop out the innards, discard the skin, squeeze fresh lemon juice over & salt to taste. Otherwise make guacamole with any recipe you can find.
HisBubbliness
No, you were right the first time, bro; avocados are gross.
Midgarmerc
Give him a cactus pear next
winterberries95
Mira Hombre así no se come estúpido. Necesitas ayuda a pensar con la cabeza or a mirar con tus ojos??? Nadie te enseño a comer?? ah?
coffscreek
Pinche Gringo menso.
Cutlass0516
Pears taste like sand and the sticker isn't any good either.
wolfbro86
Ay, Dios mio...
notkvothethebloodless
Get this man a cactus
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
Try a coconut.
armandraynal
Ay señor, llévame pronto ...
SolidAqua
Coconut
rbudrick
You knowif you prepare it properly, and add a bunch of other ingredients to it, you can kill the taste and make it pretty tolerable.
pushingchildrenintotraffic
This guy goes to the dj khaled school of eating treats
JonWallace1985
The type of guy who eats McDonalds burger with the wrapper on
mclin003
What happens when he tries a pineapple?
mikeatike
Hilarity, but not for him
tamaleswag55
Try a prickly pear next time!
keillrandor
And when you pick a pawpaw, next time beware!
J4nein4ne
Pinche!
Speedmetal05
Eres un imbecil, un burro, un idiota!
umibozusan
The Spanish word for avocado, aguacate, comes from the nahuatl word for testicle. Fruit and organ shared the name due to their resemblance.
umibozusan
Jesuit monks in the 16th century picked up on the name of the fruit and incorporated it into Spanish.
JericoJones23
I hate avocado. Come at me, ese.
cherenqueque
A la gran patria con esta gente, siempre hay que explicarles cómo comer. Si se comen la hoja del tamal y dicen que la lechuga está dura
ignimbrite
CULO
jdr767
Wait 'till you get to the tasty center!
Redshadow09
the Forbidden Jawbreaker. It lives up to its name.
IllegalDuckling
All-natural jawbreaker
becauseurwrong
Oh I've seen those! Really weird color for a Jawbreaker.
Elsoyyo
Too much tannin...not tasty at all.
jdr767
tismaggle
My friend here doesn’t get the spanish part of the joke
lamepickle
My friend said it’s probably due to the avocado being native to Mexico and popular in Hispanic cuisine.
SarcasticComment
If he had done this to a head of garlic, the Italians would be flooding his inbox in laughter
Fishkeeper
Roughly the same reason why, if you went to Italy and insulted pasta, you'd probably get a lot of angry replies in Italian.
SarcasticComment
Viral video of a girl breaking pasta
PhailRaptor
Avocado is to hispanic cuisine what Garlic is to the world as a whole. Alternatively, how Curry is to India.
TheGriffin
Or how boiling is to the English
Stanistani
Want more wrath? Spell it 'abogado' and Hispanic (Latinx) attorneys start yelling at you.
irvingb01
Why?
Stanistani
The answer is left as an exercise for the reader.
irvingb01
Ask a serious question, get a useless non-answer...
Stanistani
Si este fuera un tema serio, te daría una respuesta seria.
imsam77
Imagine them eating watermelon.
Soufange
Ngl I've started eating watermelon rinds. There's some good recipes out there for salads, stir frys, and pickles.
Targe0
Yeah I have known a few people that do it. It's not that uncommon of a thing.
TacticalSpoon
https://youtu.be/hGTkHHNMIEw
imsam77
Coconut too
imsam77
O, o, pineapple
imsam77
Kiwi
datbiishjuliebean
strawberry
tuxmax20
I actually eat the kiwi skins along with the fruit!
RubyNS
durian
wemustbestopped12
Bananas will blow your mind
JonathanTheHeMan
Dicks too. ?
anengineerandacat
Banana with the skin isn't nearly as terrible, the skin is also really nutritious and depending on ripeness only slightly bitter.
NeatoVeto
Are there pesticides soaked into the skin?
probationaryperiod
I just read a curry recipe that has sliced whole bananas. Sounds intriguing!
Sheldonian
Mexican here, there's a variety of avocado with a very thin skin that you can eat like this (definitely not the one in the pic)
SarcasticComment
Learning this makes it upsetting that I've only ever seen 2 kinds of avocado. This, and those giant ones 4x the size that are worse.
Sheldonian
It's called criollo but I don't know if they export it regularly (or of it has another name in english)
SarcasticComment
My assumption would be that the soft skin you could bite through would not make a reliable export like a thicker skinned avocado
ligmabolz
Those large ones taste like tree bark
N0S4A2
Stale tree bark.
SarcasticComment
Yup. I don't get why people buy one. Harder and with less flavor.
kyzentun
Somebody send this guy a lemon to try.
MisterLemons
You rang? C'mon I ain't got all day, got some plans with life n whatnot.
datbiishjuliebean
Or a lime
swifter66
Or a sea urchin
kevinallover
Or a plantain.
nothingtolurkhere
Or a banana
DwightLikesManMeat
Better yet, a box so he can have a lemon party. Google it if you don’t know, some kind of new tik tok challenge.
Hungrypiemonger
Because they use lime cus they're cheaper right? Cus they're cheaper right?
giho970205
Send him a cashew fruit
jesterod
Its called a cashew apple
YoureWaifuAShit
Extremefear
TigersOnAcid
send him a coconut
TigersOnAcid
a watermelon*
gearsfan1549
what about lemon parmesan? https://youtu.be/7lkeead6bb0
sharikov
You'd be surprised but a lemon with peel on actually tastes pretty good (if you can handle one with no peel, that is).
pierceeze
My local bartender taught me this! Gotta eat it with the rind! So good
AlkeneThiol
We eat lemon zest all the time. It's not so bad
bohjeenie
Drunk friend did it on command at Uni, as long as he could lube it up with ketchup… he had also faceplanted a curb that night at the bar.
iamlegendinjapan
Lube up a lemon with ketchup...?
bohjeenie
Lube up a lemon with ketchup.
kyzentun
Okay, I was suggesting the lemon go in the guy's mouth, not err... whatever your friend did after lubing it.
NervAssEva
Na a coconut
pacificrimmer
yoU pUt A LimE iN tHE cOCoNUt ?
IllegalDuckling
Durian. Spoiler: the shell is hard and VERY spikey
lotsofpun
ministryofpeace
Ihope he has a good dental plan
fformulaa
Spat my pistachios imagining the bite full of hairy coconut. Golden!
Frodomann1
So you spat a mouthful of nuts imagining a mouthful of bigger, hairy nuts?
Varenvel
im wierd person who eats kiwi with skin
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Guess you also don't peel pear's?
Varenvel
why i would? skin contains quite a lot good stuff , same as apples , i eat potatoes 50% of time with skin too (baked or fried) i only>
Varenvel
peel them when boiling , or making fries
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
True, but pear skin taste yuk.
Varenvel
depends on pear , im my country they taste similar to apples(skin) , but i once ate pear who had bitter skin so theres that