RonSwansonIsDefinitelyNotDukeSilver

987 pts · November 18, 2014


I basically just lurk. I think I'm pretty funny but feel no inclination to share my humor with anyone. Rush ΔΤΔ at your university! And shout out to any and all fellow Greeks who see this, especially my brothers and the lovely ladies of ΧΩ!

Chi-town native, I often hear people say "good look" or "good looks".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I'll be full enough to take a nap right after I finish? I'm pretty sure chunky high school me had dreams about this exact scenario.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody in France under the current education system is required to learn two foreign languages and many people speak English very well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same! Oswego represent!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Shots fired.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The throwing star is the subject, whizzes is the verb

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That last picture of Matthew McConaughey is his fraternity composite. I'll use that as a segue to say Rush ΔΤΔ, his fraternity and mine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One day less than ten years, actually, but in this case you're completely correct.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's my second major at University, so thank you ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Êtes-vous une étudiante (parce que d'où vous avez dit que vous habitez)? Je suis désolé pour des erreurs, je suis américain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm upvoting because I really want to believe this is true.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

I don't care that you don't care about Pokemon Go

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 7

Ralph Macchio was on an episode of Season 8 (I believe) of How I Met Your Mother as the "wrong" Karate Kid, if that counts.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bill Nye is a legend and you're beautiful, so I'm sure he enjoyed meeting you as much as you enjoyed meeting him :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don't stop, you fucking legend

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn, I bought Pokemon Platinum the day it came out and now it's only $3 used at Gamestop... Oh wait, that's how everything works? Who knew.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Vous avez mon pardon. But only this time. I'm watching you, bub.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Jacksfilms!

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

C'est fantastique! Êtes-vous en université? Il n'est jamais trop tard pour apprendre d'une langue ????

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have to disagree for, uh, reasons.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's Jake, from State Farm.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next year I'm asking for nudes. Prepare yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Atlas Shrugged and The Lord of the Rings aren't on this list, but The Iliad and The Odyssey are? They're important books, but not great ones

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In the UK, automobiles are required to have a yearly test by a certified mechanic. I think this advisory note was probably fair enough.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Starring Shia LaBeouf

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deer from the perspective of the leaf

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

How nicely this cat wrapped his tails around his paws

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0