I definitely a human person and not a Plutonian sent to Earth to determine why Pluto was declassified as a planet and then to address possible means of punishing the human race for this transgression. I pose as a (recently graduated) engineering student. I love reading old books. I have a good sense of humor that is largely based off absurdity, sarcasm, and being pointlessly pedantic. Oh, and dad jokes. My friends love to hate it. It's an acquired taste. Also, I love turtles of all shapes and sizes, though green sea turtles and hawksbill turtles are my jam. Both of these fine creatures eat jellyfish as a favorite snack. Both of these fine creatures can't tell the difference between a plastic bag that will suffocate them and a jellyfish that will satisfy their cravings. Don't kill my favorite critters. Dispose of your plastics responsibly so they don't end up in the ocean. And send me sea turtle pictures if you want to be my friend. (formerly known as jedimastercoffee)
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