Look at my bank account
21 21 21 21 21 21
Just posting online so I can use my fantasy football picture...
Neat bridge in Arkansas
MRW the people in the row in front of me are taking a group selfie and I don't wanna be seen staring at the camera
Who wore it better?
How to Conserve Space in a Dishwasher - A Roommate's Tale
Finally got the trail mix I wanted
Ugh...
Coiled up
Test
No award winning recipe here but ready to devour this.
My coworker's reaction when he gets to talk about the weather after seeing an update in the forecast.
Accurate
Looking at these selfies...
MRW I close the passenger's vent in my car
MRW I upvote a picture of a half naked woman with the hashtag team human
Absolute savagery
A PC bro's reaction when he checks your privilege.
MRW my 8 year old niece gets all up in my face after getting an "All Play" question right in Harry Potter Scene It.
My roommate is Wiz Khalifa.
Leggo
God. Dammit.
MRW my hands are clued to my ankles and my back itches
I've officially seen the crying Jordan for everything
Minneapolis
When you're a grower
When you're working too much and need to use your lunch break to work on your golf game.
MRW I comment with a link to a NSFW site
Faithful
No
Man, this is the future! If I can get Wilt Chamberlain to wear 'em...
Squirtle, everything the water touches is our kingdom...
When my friend is teaching how to eat out a girl but has no idea what he's doing.
MRW my friend with a nursing degree says she isn't going to vaccinate her newborn.
MRW I'm about to leave the office for a week and half off for my own "Christmas Break"
Title
Just wanted to give a shout out to G Baby
On the day you actually wore something nice
Pay day!
When the guy driving in front of me is unfamiliar with the area and decides to drive 10 mph...
When she says "I'm fine."
MRW my new coworker is a recent college graduate and uses slang I've never heard before
Joey Chestnut breaks the record with 70 hot dogs eaten! 'Murica!
A picture of my uncle's rock band in the 80's.
My drunken roommate almost got it right
MRW I get a 10K egg
Santa
MRW my dentist says "Swallow - I always do" after rinsing out my mouth.