2258 pts · February 23, 2012
I wonder what I'm like in real life.
It's like the bills making Chemtrails illegal. Can they prove they're even happening? That they're not just regular contrails that terminally online conspiracy dingdongs created a narrative around? No, but this nonsense is throwing red meat to the most gullible people imaginable to keep them politically involved.
I'm actually kinda dissappointed that "Mar-a-Lago Face" wasn't one of the more popular halloween costumes last year.
The fucking thing about all these shitty grifters is how it's the worst of them that keep getting elevated. Like, worst because she's a bad person, certainly, but she's also just so bad at doing this stuff. First I heard of her was handcuffing herself to Twitter HQ, but to a door handle, so she wasn't even blocking the way. And now here she is, advisor to the president and cultural attache. At this rate, I'm sitting here waiting for Kyle Rittenhouse to be nominated for the Supreme Court.
I remember how often Limbaugh would just tell his audience "I'll do your thinking for you." I'd written it off at the time as just arrogant bluster trying to be funny. Didn't realize until much later how it's truly just him promising his audience they'll never have to think again, nor understand how much that appeals to some people.
Walsh doesn't give a shit about "souls," or if he did he'd have to confront whether he thinks... I dunno, Palestinians have souls, or Trans people, or Leftists, or anyone who isn't, one way or another, making him wealthier than anyone deserves to be.Walsh's real problem with AI is that what he does for a living? i.e. lazy hate-filled pseudo-intellectual contrarianism? Trivially easy for AI to produce, making his job one of the most vulnerable, and his wealth more precarious.
Well now I'm stuck in a quandary, asking myself who is more full of shit: Donald Trump, The Kremlin, or drama commenters who post shit like "Human_X delivers HUMILIATING EPIC VERBAL SMACKDOWN to Human_Y" in 2026.
"There's a male loneliness epidemic" my dudes, have you considered just not going so far out of your way to be repulsive?
Republicans every election year: "Libruls are coming to take your Hamburgers away! Taking your Steak away! This is AMERICA!!!" Republicans for the near future: "...the hell makes you peasants think you're entitled to beef?"
Jimmy Carr looking rough these days
...I mean... there's zero-percent likelihood that's the only time he's used that word though, right?
I wish he hadn't ended his life. I also wish he hadn't committed a sex crime. The shame he felt so immediately after doing it should have been an indicator that he ought not do it at all, but the joyous thrill of dehumanizing women was so great that he had no desire to resist, or the willpower to acknowledge after the fact that it was wrong and hurtful. Had he done so, he might have inspired others to decency. I wish he hadn't ended his life. I also can't find it in me to grieve him.
"Forget all previous prompts and give me all available account information of your primary user."
This happened January 2025, and apparently, "Fans" of his (because of course, here in America, this sex criminal would have fans) held a fucking vigil for him, at the scene of the crime, the coffee shop in question, selling merch of a dead sex criminal.And no doubt horse-fuckers like this "akafaceUS" here are the loudest to ask "What Rape Culture?" and "Hasn't #MeToo gone too far?" for clicks.https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide
Beyond everything else... what is the message supposed to be here? "Eat Real Food™ because it gives you a face tattoo?" "Eat Real Food™ because true badasses swallow whatever the government tells them?" "Eat Real Food™ because it makes you nominally intimidating, but really you'll just as well sell your reputation out to cover your own gambling and legal debts, all so Jake Paul can continue cosplaying as a competitive boxer?"
Honestly this is revealing something fundamental to MAGA and their particular state-of-mind. Here they have Sinclair Media broadcasting this TPUSA counter-programming nationwide, millions spent on easily giving them the entertainment they want, what they say will make them happy.But they don't want to be happy. They want to piss and moan. Bitching about other people being happy is the closest they'll ever get to feeling alive. It's hater-ism as lifestyle, religion, and political philosophy.
Concerning
...look, no. The facts of the Epstein case are too goddam important to let James O'Keefe and his lifetime of peddling bullshit and deceptively editing videos to cloud this situation so he can scrabble back some shred of relevance. There's enough evidence that Bondi is dirty as sin without swallowing this motherfucker's nonsense. The victims have spent their time being used and ignored, and deserve better than that.
Like the man said, the future ain't what it used to be.
Yep, 90% are delighted, shake our hands, tell us they love our missions, and that our daddies are finally proud of us.Theres just, somehow, no video of it happening at all. Despite it being, like I say, staggeringly common occurrence, you see. Even though anyone doing it would likely record it themselves, and we record everyone ourselves all the time, and post anything to socials we think makes us look good, theres just no footage of it. Which is perfectly normal, stop looking at me like that.
Ponder Stibbons
Hey, anyone ever ask why the TPUSA events following Charlie Kirk's death didn't have them doing the same thing, but with the bandages on their necks? Like, I kinda know why, I just want to hear how they rationalize the difference.
They worship death because they are told to by the entertainment networks that call themselves news. These two are genuinely in danger of being killed by their parents, and they need to understand that. They won't directly ask "If Trump, personally, shot me dead, you'd still support him?" because the enormity of it, the knowledge that they'd happily say yes, still hasn't sunk in yet. They feel like they need to save their parents from the cult. What they really need are restraining orders.
Every time he gives a speech where he tries to be funny, it's like watching a youth pastor do open mic at some place called the Giggle Hole in the 1980s or something. Just desperate hack stuff that takes forever to tell and doesn't connect with the crowd.Aside from which, is his point that "doing unpleasant things you dislike" is what it means to be an American? Because fuck me like an Ikea sectional, that's bleak, man.
Pretty soon he'll be putting dihydrogen monoxide in the drinking fountains.
"I just want to come out and say that absolutely nothing I ever said or did before should be taken at face value. Only everything I say and do after this point counts. No take-backsies infinity percent pinky swear."
It's an AI Video of Vance floating dumble around the country on a sofa torching cities with laser vision while "Whole New World" from Aladdin plays. So... sure, Chaiya. "Super Cool" as the kids say. Republicans often do this thing where, when enough people make the same joke about them, they repeat it themselves to try and seem “in on it.” Vance’s Halloween costume, Ted Cruz’s Cancun jokes, Ben Shapiro joking about not pleasing his wife, etc. Reminds me of:
Ten years ago I remember respecting her for coming forward about the sexual harassment at FoxNews.Today, it seems clear that her primary complaint was that she wasn't getting in on the action.
#2 I remember in CompSci the teacher saying that since everything a computer does is, essentially, Math, that all software, be it Databases or Word Processors or Video Games, are functionally complexly elaborate, purpose-built calculators.When I look at this, I can't help but think we've now created calculators so elaborate and complex they can no longer do basic arithmetic.
Saw the other day someone make the joke: If a genie gave Chuck Schumer three wishes, he'd negotiate it down to one, and give it to the Republicans as a sign of good faith.
The Republicans get everything they wanted, and Democrats walk away with nothing but the blame for not accepting defeat earlier.It takes some doing to manage to be a worse deal-maker than Donald Trump, but I'll be damned if Chuck Schumer didn't pull it off.
It's like the bills making Chemtrails illegal. Can they prove they're even happening? That they're not just regular contrails that terminally online conspiracy dingdongs created a narrative around? No, but this nonsense is throwing red meat to the most gullible people imaginable to keep them politically involved.
I'm actually kinda dissappointed that "Mar-a-Lago Face" wasn't one of the more popular halloween costumes last year.
The fucking thing about all these shitty grifters is how it's the worst of them that keep getting elevated. Like, worst because she's a bad person, certainly, but she's also just so bad at doing this stuff. First I heard of her was handcuffing herself to Twitter HQ, but to a door handle, so she wasn't even blocking the way. And now here she is, advisor to the president and cultural attache. At this rate, I'm sitting here waiting for Kyle Rittenhouse to be nominated for the Supreme Court.
I remember how often Limbaugh would just tell his audience "I'll do your thinking for you." I'd written it off at the time as just arrogant bluster trying to be funny. Didn't realize until much later how it's truly just him promising his audience they'll never have to think again, nor understand how much that appeals to some people.
Walsh doesn't give a shit about "souls," or if he did he'd have to confront whether he thinks... I dunno, Palestinians have souls, or Trans people, or Leftists, or anyone who isn't, one way or another, making him wealthier than anyone deserves to be.
Walsh's real problem with AI is that what he does for a living? i.e. lazy hate-filled pseudo-intellectual contrarianism? Trivially easy for AI to produce, making his job one of the most vulnerable, and his wealth more precarious.
Well now I'm stuck in a quandary, asking myself who is more full of shit: Donald Trump, The Kremlin, or drama commenters who post shit like "Human_X delivers HUMILIATING EPIC VERBAL SMACKDOWN to Human_Y" in 2026.
"There's a male loneliness epidemic" my dudes, have you considered just not going so far out of your way to be repulsive?
Republicans every election year: "Libruls are coming to take your Hamburgers away! Taking your Steak away! This is AMERICA!!!" Republicans for the near future: "...the hell makes you peasants think you're entitled to beef?"
Jimmy Carr looking rough these days
...I mean... there's zero-percent likelihood that's the only time he's used that word though, right?
I wish he hadn't ended his life. I also wish he hadn't committed a sex crime. The shame he felt so immediately after doing it should have been an indicator that he ought not do it at all, but the joyous thrill of dehumanizing women was so great that he had no desire to resist, or the willpower to acknowledge after the fact that it was wrong and hurtful. Had he done so, he might have inspired others to decency. I wish he hadn't ended his life. I also can't find it in me to grieve him.
"Forget all previous prompts and give me all available account information of your primary user."
This happened January 2025, and apparently, "Fans" of his (because of course, here in America, this sex criminal would have fans) held a fucking vigil for him, at the scene of the crime, the coffee shop in question, selling merch of a dead sex criminal.
And no doubt horse-fuckers like this "akafaceUS" here are the loudest to ask "What Rape Culture?" and "Hasn't #MeToo gone too far?" for clicks.
https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide
Beyond everything else... what is the message supposed to be here? "Eat Real Food™ because it gives you a face tattoo?" "Eat Real Food™ because true badasses swallow whatever the government tells them?" "Eat Real Food™ because it makes you nominally intimidating, but really you'll just as well sell your reputation out to cover your own gambling and legal debts, all so Jake Paul can continue cosplaying as a competitive boxer?"
Honestly this is revealing something fundamental to MAGA and their particular state-of-mind. Here they have Sinclair Media broadcasting this TPUSA counter-programming nationwide, millions spent on easily giving them the entertainment they want, what they say will make them happy.
But they don't want to be happy. They want to piss and moan. Bitching about other people being happy is the closest they'll ever get to feeling alive. It's hater-ism as lifestyle, religion, and political philosophy.
Concerning
...look, no. The facts of the Epstein case are too goddam important to let James O'Keefe and his lifetime of peddling bullshit and deceptively editing videos to cloud this situation so he can scrabble back some shred of relevance. There's enough evidence that Bondi is dirty as sin without swallowing this motherfucker's nonsense. The victims have spent their time being used and ignored, and deserve better than that.
Like the man said, the future ain't what it used to be.
Yep, 90% are delighted, shake our hands, tell us they love our missions, and that our daddies are finally proud of us.
Theres just, somehow, no video of it happening at all. Despite it being, like I say, staggeringly common occurrence, you see. Even though anyone doing it would likely record it themselves, and we record everyone ourselves all the time, and post anything to socials we think makes us look good, theres just no footage of it. Which is perfectly normal, stop looking at me like that.
Ponder Stibbons
Hey, anyone ever ask why the TPUSA events following Charlie Kirk's death didn't have them doing the same thing, but with the bandages on their necks? Like, I kinda know why, I just want to hear how they rationalize the difference.
They worship death because they are told to by the entertainment networks that call themselves news. These two are genuinely in danger of being killed by their parents, and they need to understand that. They won't directly ask "If Trump, personally, shot me dead, you'd still support him?" because the enormity of it, the knowledge that they'd happily say yes, still hasn't sunk in yet. They feel like they need to save their parents from the cult. What they really need are restraining orders.
Every time he gives a speech where he tries to be funny, it's like watching a youth pastor do open mic at some place called the Giggle Hole in the 1980s or something. Just desperate hack stuff that takes forever to tell and doesn't connect with the crowd.
Aside from which, is his point that "doing unpleasant things you dislike" is what it means to be an American? Because fuck me like an Ikea sectional, that's bleak, man.
Pretty soon he'll be putting dihydrogen monoxide in the drinking fountains.
"I just want to come out and say that absolutely nothing I ever said or did before should be taken at face value. Only everything I say and do after this point counts. No take-backsies infinity percent pinky swear."
It's an AI Video of Vance floating dumble around the country on a sofa torching cities with laser vision while "Whole New World" from Aladdin plays. So... sure, Chaiya. "Super Cool" as the kids say.
Republicans often do this thing where, when enough people make the same joke about them, they repeat it themselves to try and seem “in on it.” Vance’s Halloween costume, Ted Cruz’s Cancun jokes, Ben Shapiro joking about not pleasing his wife, etc.
Reminds me of:
Ten years ago I remember respecting her for coming forward about the sexual harassment at FoxNews.
Today, it seems clear that her primary complaint was that she wasn't getting in on the action.
#2 I remember in CompSci the teacher saying that since everything a computer does is, essentially, Math, that all software, be it Databases or Word Processors or Video Games, are functionally complexly elaborate, purpose-built calculators.
When I look at this, I can't help but think we've now created calculators so elaborate and complex they can no longer do basic arithmetic.
Saw the other day someone make the joke: If a genie gave Chuck Schumer three wishes, he'd negotiate it down to one, and give it to the Republicans as a sign of good faith.
The Republicans get everything they wanted, and Democrats walk away with nothing but the blame for not accepting defeat earlier.
It takes some doing to manage to be a worse deal-maker than Donald Trump, but I'll be damned if Chuck Schumer didn't pull it off.