Relaever

613 pts ยท January 29, 2016


Daughter Beth bought 'er death For such a modest fee. When it was done, she said, "What fun! Next time I'll purchase three!"

Americans don't have an accent. Everyone else does. Or platypi. Maybe platypi are the ones without an accent. I forget which.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No. You're not the boss of me.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

I lost it at the, "No! Don't jump."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen your LSD, but I've heard it whispering to me.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Evolutionists and Creationists.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both sides just accept what they are told.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

It's in the ground floor.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why was the experiment done to begin with, in this explanation?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. The possibility of being vomitted on just doesn't appeal to me.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

So terrifying I spooped myself.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's fine. He's just chillin'.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a vampire, I can confirm that American holy water burns on contact with undead skin. "Stop, drop, and roll" doesn't help, either.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I shot expert on a Marine Corps range. I was in the Navy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen the first part. This is my first time seeing the second part.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

TEOTWAWKI. Not even a little bit related to this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something was lost in translation, maybe?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peoples? They're not real, dude.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are Rocky Horror fans. They're at the Time Warp part.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of us live in The Asylum. It's because of instructions on toothpick boxes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, naturally.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stung. B-rate on Netflix. I liked it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your username. That's brutal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gold trees. Duh!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good catch there. You saved the universe again, Capt. Obvious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daredevil, the Early Years.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You misspelled, "I lik +1".

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's because of the anonymity. It's easy to be cruel when you don't have to see the pain you cause, and can't be found or held accountable.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strongbad reference. +Trogdor

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like the description to this pic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0