ReddPille

448 pts ยท September 18, 2017


We have to stop and think about the sun rising and setting, then re-orient ourselves to that, then figure out which way to go. L or R = easy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Easy solution. Just hand out free firewater and wait a couple hours.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Driving and voting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You rang?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could use a Lil John "HWAT?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im Jurr, like injure. Never going to change the way I pronounce it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia, dog walks you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter. It's only a matter of time. #feministlogic.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Now what? Be an asshole and treat 'em like shit.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mike and fat opera singing lady should meet in the octagon to settle it once and for all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't work for meth. Appearance does not improve.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So she could totally test your loyalty as a boyfriend and you wouldn't even know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid: "Snagged gram's glaucoma kush. Hit it!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought the cat was cat...atonic there for a second.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marriage? https://weddedabyss.wordpress.com/ &">s.com/">https://weddedabyss.wordpress.com/ & https://www.mgtow.com/comments-from-married-men/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Click on the link. It's really Yoko Ono's latest single.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have all your assets safely tucked away in an irrevocable trust?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine the following Men at your age playing video games: John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, Richard Boone. I can't either.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some states allow you to set up a trust for the winnings, then have your lawyer represent you as a way to protect your identity.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm buying a first gen Prius and installing an old, foul diesel engine that belches thick plumes of black smoke. Youtubing it for Al Gore.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Translating her statement: she has unresolved daddy issues.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Feminism: Not even once.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Relaxed throat muscles and no gag reflex you say? I'm guessing she's put a lot of time into developing that skill.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She's currently recharging.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Armor dog.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Briffault's Law 101.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women understand feelings and emotions, not Logic and Reason.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Job interviewer: "So do you have any special skills?" Her: (shows this video).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0