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WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Not even the right twitter.
pprmach3t3
She's in a nursing home now
TheTurtleBard
My Tinder profile has my height as 6' -2". Checkmate, thots.
DrScoundrel68
I was in a different marriage with kids living at home when this came out.
WhatRaySay
kid says stupid thing online 4 years ago and you weirdos are still jerking off to it. ffs guys
Pigswithstripes
Can someone convert this from freedom units in world units for me?
alexjonesisagayfrog
Holy fuck I didn’t even have a degree when this came out
blairmichod
Me, too! I don't have a degree now, but still.
asmallcat
Joke would have been a lot better if he just said "when your weight begins with 2." Was he worried people were gonna think he meant 20 lbs?
doobiedoobop
He's a 'meninist', so yes.
DaydrunkSkunk
Imgur circle jerk approved. Go nuts, gents
Aejiss
Why is it bad to call someone out on their hypocrisy? Making fun of assholes is good
poosebunger
Time for those 4'11" guys to shine
Kopar
"I'm 4'23''!" Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute
TheMostSolidSnake
4 years later, and we are still getting to see it reposted.
AIComments
How dare she judge men based on their physical characteristics! The outrage will live forever.
TheMostSolidSnake
This just in teenage girl only likes guys she thinks are hot! More at 11.
AgentDouble0No
I never got why he has to be taller to be considered sexy.. His being taller is just a bonus, not a prerequisite.
zephyrbell
I like tall guys, and that's okay. Just like it's okay for guys to not like me because I'm a fat ass. We're all into different shit.
GoldenTGraham
The account @'ed in the second tweet isn't the same in the first. But who would do that? Who would go on the internet and lie?
SomeCrazyNerd
Might be typo on her part?
INeedDickOnTap
if i remember correctly, she did reply to the wrong person and that @MeninistTweet got loads of harassment for it
ajpimpsalll
this is correct. A copycat burned her, and she went after the more famous account. But, logic clearly isn't her strong suit.
KoolStoryBrah
In the U.S. population, about 14.5 percent of all men are six feet or over.
Kopar
Don't be surprised when you insult a massive population over something they have no control over and they retaliate on something you do have
mthrndr01
It still annoys me that the joke could've been trimmed down to "When your weight starts with a two" and still had the same impact.
Gosuamakenatek
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed he was talking about someone being at least 2000 pounds.
PenicilliumCamemberti
I think that every time it's been reposted, but did never care enough to comment. So take this upvote.
AudaciousCheeseburger
This chick only weighs 29 lbs
MandalorianHybrid1
I'm a 5'9" chick and my first love is 5'7". Ain't nothing wrong with a shorter dude.
DvaeDrne
Except you get a GF who uses ain't and calls you dude.
ilhares
That's not a downside.
DvaeDrne
Until she meets Mom anyway.
GalaxyEater
I honestly don't care about height, as long as you have a great personality, we cool.
onespark
I’m 5’11.75” so actually, I’m really 6’0”
kuba913
You are above 180 cm with 5`11 anyway, soo by european standard you are 6
vihra
Did you see that patriarchal man verbally rape that woman. poor her. she's clearly a victim and deserves restitution... cause, reasons.
Magicmat
Chuck her a pizza or 5 and she'll be fine
Cole2999
Give her either and I'm pretty sure you're suddenly 6'7
preaction
Those are two measurements
Cole2999
6'7"
TheShadowsLengthen
...said absolutely nobody.
preaction
Well, except that guy
KingAardvark1st
It's not like 5'10" is the average male height or anything.
DeTobiasch
Worldwide? I doubt that
Duffman911
u really that upset about girls who objectify guys? women deal with this shit way more. also, all "MENINISTS" have shit for brains
PardusXY
You realise “meninism” is literally a parody for lambasting the excesses of feminism?
Duffman911
at first, but it's no longer parody when incel creeps are literally murdering women for not getting laid
PardusXY
Incels are unrelated to the meninism parody, that’s the equivalent of associating Bernie Sanders and Mussolini.
idiotn00b
Four years later and we men are still reeling from this girl's mean words. Join hands with me as we sing "we shall overcome"
KingOfWholesomeHedonism
Shit, i let a sensible chuckle™ slip, +1
saintjocks
We shall overcomeeeeeeee
bhazor
Truly this our great struggle. Also lets not mention the whole doxxing aspect it kind of counts against us.
TotallyNotAnActualBear
because pointing out hypocrisy is sexist when its against a woman!
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Four years and I'm still irritated that he said " two hundred" and not just "a 2".
n0n53n53
what about those 20# girls?
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
I'd take a big girl over s baby any day
DarisonStrange
Never insult short people, they spend a exorbitant amount of time thinking of ways to get revenge on those who "look down on them".
TheActualMalloryArcher
Eh im short. I dont feel offended by this because i dont care. Some people arent attracted to short people. I dont mind.
AdmJota
Never anger someone whose fists are at groin height.
Lizaderp
Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm still trying to change the battery in the smoke alarm.
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
very dangerous over short distances
mdeceiver79
IMO using height against someone is worse than using weight since odds are you can do nothing about your height. People shouldn't sink to1/2
u77171
"odds are" ???? Do you know something that we don't know?
threecheersforsweetrevenge
People have preferences to who they want to be with, whether that be height, weight, skin color, hair color, etc. There's nothing wrong 1/2
threecheersforsweetrevenge
With having preferences, just don't be a dick about it. 2/2
mdeceiver79
the same level as her and insult her (and others weight) and making it a sex issue (meninist) is just lame as hell.
ImgurTRZ
How tall are you?
mdeceiver79
Just over 6 foot not sure why it matters though. Mocking people for things they have no power over is bad. In a way cmprble to racism/sexism
ImgurTRZ
Of course it matters. Consider yourself privileged and kindly fuck off.
Flipwin
Haha. Salty much?
steve1907
Removes the oldest post in the world from its climate controlled container, carefully posts it on Imgur yet again.At last, my turn.
tzxAzrael
oh please, not even close.
DickRogers
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/015/oreally.jpg
PardusXY
Anything about shitting on ppl who just shat on our own insecurities will always be popular. Like getting banned for fat-shaming at a gym.
pdbravo
Can't do a thing about height, sure can about weight though. Makes her much worse than him.
MachineInterface
Actually there are several things you can do about height, if you're really motivated.
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
You can do something about height. It requires surgery. Breaking you legs, extend bones, heal, break legs, extend, heal. You gain like 1-2in
RecurringNightmare
at a young age you can also do hormone therapy but i guess that is rarely approved for purely cosmetic reasons...
masterk999
As a short fat person I agree with this.
NotACanadian
I mean you can permanently lower your height but that's probably not what the chicks are after
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Shes just looking for a taller guy so she isn't the heaviest one in the relationship.
HitlersKDratio
42 feminists read this comment
AdmJota
She's also a kid being stupid, while he's probably an adult intentionally picking on a dumb kid. Which makes him a lot worse than her.
NarcolepticHamster
Better she learns an important lesson younger than carry on with her dumb attitudes into adulthood
SexismSpotterBot9000
She will learn what happens when you share a preference on the internet.
hardfarts
Not true, everyone knows if you get strapped to the rack, you can stretch to whatever height you want.
necropolissantana
This should be top comment
colotordoc
Grow up
AfterTimeAdrift
Can't. Topped off about 3 years ago. Sorry to disappoint about not being gargantuan in scale :/
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Heels for men, problem solved
elShiz
Aren't those called boots?
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Depends, do boots give you an extra 6 inch?
BingleyBingleyBeep
Heels were invented for men, so they could show off their calves. Full circle, breh.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Having watched the new Deadpool, totally
mcstreetz
Got you covered fam. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NhUAAOSwcLxYJMGR/s-l300.jpg
MrJelle
Now we just need to rebrand them, like the firm that did kilts. Powerlifters? Calfblasters?
MrJelle
Oh, shit, kilts & stilts.
Gayforbae
idieeverytime
They’re both highly genetic. You could go full gattaca and cut your tibia and fibula and stretch them out. Let’s just not be dicks.
HitlersKDratio
Well, there it is. The stupidest thing I’ll read on the internet today...
Ehilgy
One of these solutions is not like the other....
idowhatiwantwastaken
Genetic or not, weight is quite easily managed.
idieeverytime
Tell that to your mom.
idowhatiwantwastaken
My mother is a saint! And also not overweight. You leave her out of this you heathen.
idieeverytime
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
ViciousZen
having to surgically alter your height is not the same as dieting and exercise.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
People are allowed to have preferences. The only thing bad about this post is how those preferences were mentioned.
Chettbrosley
I was going to post this same thought
kenkennethfromconnecticut
So no one should be allowed to mention their preferences?
HarbingerOfButts
Having/Mentioning them is perfectly fine. I think the issue being discussed is when stating preferences also demeans anyone outside of them.
kenkennethfromconnecticut
So if I say I don’t like overweight women, isn’t anyone allowed to be offended? So how do you determine what is demeaning and what isn’t?
HarbingerOfButts
I suppose say it as nice or non-derogatory as possible? I mean, once it's out your mouth, it's up to everyone else how they feel about it.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Context. Are you putting it on a dating profile/politely telling someone who is interested that they aren t your type? Or are you making 1/2
syntaxxor
I'll do anything to lose weight, except diet and exercise
RelartOfGivia
Brother you have no idea
IAmCthulhu
"I thought you said you'd stop at nothing?" "I did. I did nothing, and stopped."
SometimesIBuildThings
Chronic explosive diarrhea it is, then.
waitwasthatreal
That’s a real option, some meds block fat absorption, but give pretty bad shits.
SometimesIBuildThings
Plus, there's that Olean stuff from a few years ago. :)
Adato88
So cocaine, coffee and cigs it is
NotACanadian
Tapeworms, don't forget tapeworms
attackofthequokka
it ain't stupid if it works
poets
That's a diet. That's MY diet! But with booze as well.
toninnii
Salvion
Can we get the MIB version, please?
noctynight
This why we have long-lasting ceasefires. What do they call it? Peace in our time or something?
MaadMaanMaatt
TheBlizzardWizard
Do no harm, take no shit
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Misandry deserves no chill.
helenfrankannekeller
I love how she thought to gesture right to left (or was directed to, more likely) to match filming.
patolucas1977
KnightOfHyrule
ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
As both a teacher and a social worker: If only that was true...
GifCaptions
“...won’t be no shit”
R3gord
If I could favorite a comment...
blackguard89
Any of y'all ladies got this level of sass? I'm looking to marry
Sneckz
Trust me, if you saw her on the show she was on you'd say the opposite. She was a horrible person and liked to jump people.
angelicyokai
How you doin’ ;)
blackguard89
Why hello there ;) ... y'know.....like....things...
angelicyokai
And...like...stuff even
blackguard89
Oh like soooo stuffy stuff like you wouldn't believe.
theTrafficConeDisturbance
For a second I thought this was New York from flavor of love
ODSTsRule
I watched 3 episodes before i cut that cancer out of my life
almostlucy
How dare you disparage the HBIC!!
Sneckz
Her name us Valentina and she was on Bad Girls Club.
trappedinatornado
Everytime she yelled I cringed...someone give that girl a lozenge.
Sneckz
She sounded like a broken squeak you.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Don't start none, won't be none.
alRakoun
You did NOT just shoot that green shit at me!
asianmilkspray
Now I've got that Will Smith's quote playing in my head.
Trentlane1984
How DARE you turn my logic against me!
ReddPille
Women understand feelings and emotions, not Logic and Reason.
mdeceiver79
ye! you got em back! woo!you sink to her level and you become as bad as her. Congrats m8 :)
DeTobiasch
Trentlane1984
You know I'm not the guy in the post, right?
MyNameIsPer
LocutusOfBored
wow -110 points https://imgur.com/a3csgTN
RTBackup
-144 and counting!
dezaa
Nope, sorry. Try again.
ijoinedtoolate
We are all so embarassed for you
Brocid3n
Murbins
THRAWN18
Weight can be controlled. Height can't. Her logic doesn't even match their logic
Arbitrarynamehere
Minding the correlation of height and weight for the most part. But yeah.
Jatok
NumNutts
CreepyGingerKid
I read that as her logic doesn't match her logic, which in this case still stands.. but shouldn't?
Hissingfever
I mean... if you have a saw.
terminal7street
I waiting for the day airlines tell me this as the solution if I wanna fly economy
SuperPooperLoser
How can raise your height with a saw?
SPQAAE
More like you break the bones with titanium screws and grow the bones with painfully slow agony.
Liyone
Nah you shorten everyone elses with a saw :)
Hissingfever
He said control not raise
SuperPooperLoser
But what if you want to control it up?
pokebug666
Ever see Gattaca?
THRAWN18
Stand on it
SuperPooperLoser
Shit you right
CrazyMrowLady
As a 5ft nothing chick, I once dated a 6ft 4 dude and we both hated it. The logistics were a nightmare. I love me short guys.
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
During my younger year, I only dated Mexican and Asian shorties because they looked cute at 5ft with their mini clothes.
Monkeyfighter
As a 5'7" guy trying to date a 5'5" girl who wears heels making her taller than me when going out...I wish she had your mindset.
Blastergv9
As a 6' guy married to a 5'6" girl, I have nothing interesting to say on the matter
Likkalu
i'm 4'6" my ex is 6'2, while we loved each other, and seperated for other reasons, holy fuck height was an issue.
Nyoibo83
That and people thinking your ex was a pervert for dating a child, that one gets old
mwdt73
as a 6'7 guy that dated a 4'11 girl. I like short girls. :)
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
I dated a tall guy once that was really into picking me up so we could be on the same level. It was weird.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I'm 6'3", 300lbs and my GF is 4'11" and 120lbs tops. The logistics are whatever we want them to be. I just can't pass out on top of her.
CrazyMrowLady
I'm glad it works for you, it just didn't for us. He's now happy with his 6ft 2 lady and I'm happy with my 5ft 6 guy.
elShiz
I a 5'5 dude, my ex was 5'11 it was interesting
IHaveAMemeForThis
So many people
Lizaderp
Right? If he's too tall it ruins all the cute shit.
Konjing
6'4" and prefer short girls. It takes all kinds.
doobiedoobop
I've been the tall guy in that equation, I hated walking down the street with my gf because I couldn't hear what she was saying down there
dustwindbun
SAME. I prefer 5'8 and under. I like it when I don't need a damn ladder to kiss a dude.
ProudJomaillian
Well the guy SHOULD lift you up for you to kiss him, because otherwise whats the point of dating a tall guy?
dustwindbun
I don't like being picked up. I'll leave tall guys for the rest of you. (1 of my BFFs is 6'1, his wife is 4'10. She rides on his shoulders.)
ProudJomaillian
that sounds so cute
dustwindbun
OMG it is. We've got a pic somewhere of her in a green hoodie being Yoda to his lightsaber-wielding Luke. They're delightful people.
Amwaysalesdept
6'5 and used to wreck the shit out of my 4'11 gf
darxide
6'4" here, my last gf was 4'11" and we both loved it. I dont know why, but I like you tiny girls.
celestedrake
I thought that would probably be the case. Where did the height obsession come from?
CrazyMrowLady
I dunno. It's a personal preference, and honestly, it's not anyone's fault. Just that a vocal minority of arseholes are being mean.
celestedrake
True, but I still think it is a not weird. Craning your neck at people is not fun.
Banana4kale
Explain
MikeMcAwesome91
I'm 6"5, married to 5"2. I'll love her forever, but some positions just don't work.
CrazyMrowLady
I sleep in the foetal position. He couldn't spoon me without getting accidentally kicked in the crotch. Also, my neck hurt looking up 1/
CrazyMrowLady
All the time, and his back hurt bending down to kiss or whatever. And the worst thing was people mistaking me for his kid. It wasn't all 2/3
CrazyMrowLady
Bad, we're still friends, but we both just found it more of a hassle than owt else. 3/3
oLoki182o
As a tall guy who hasn’t been on a date in forever... I’m so lonely.
dan10026
6’5, haven’t been on a date in a couple years. Also lonely
CrazyMrowLady
This gif has no relevance, it just makes me happy. Hopefully it does the same for you.
Fireguy97
As a 5'8" dude that hasn't been on a date forever, because a lot of women are into tall guys,...I'm so lonely.
cominginhot
wheelchairs are comfy tho
DiscipleN2k
6'1" guy w/ 5'2" wife here and loving it. Her head fits right under my chin, like we were made for hugging each other :)
unnecessaryredarrows
We have the same height differential but my legs are longer than his.
AudaciousCheeseburger
Interesting
5TUP1D
You got a tall head
Nyoibo83
5'11" with a 5'1" partner, same, hugs like that are awesome
Igottalottacheese
She's talking about doggy style... :P
PardusXY
Honestly I think the biggest issue is the difference in leg/thigh length, because positions.
CrazyMrowLady
Sex was fine. I was honestly talking about the day to day stuff.
PardusXY
For example? Never had a partner who was not within a few inchs difference personally.
CrazyMrowLady
I sleep in the foetal position. Whenever he spooned me, I'd kick him in the nads accidentally. Also, just looking at him hurt my neck.
PardusXY
Fair enough, I mean nad abuse is not a joking matter (when they’re yours, everyone else finds it hilarious)
dan10026
6’5”, dated a 5’2 chick. Was a lot of fun to throw her around under the covers, and give her piggy back rides. We made a good team.
Snarknado4
ditto. she was the pippin to my treebeard, we could take on isengard together. broke up amicably after 7 years.
Lovezombie
I guess the war has to end sometime.
dan10026
Just my experience
muyobi
I am 6’5 and my ex was 5’2. I loved her size so much and the things you mentioned are the good things I remember too.
Mimsey
We understand. Anyone over 6'0 is overcome by the urge to post about it any time height is mentioned. Happens every time. NBD.
muyobi
Im 6’5
dan10026
Shut up mimseeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
CrazyMrowLady
Oh, yeah. It's fine for a lot of people, it just wasn't for us. He married a 6ft 2 lady, IIRC. I hope everyone finds their perfect person.
magicrhombus
Spookadook
damn those kids are gonna be monsters
CrazyMrowLady
They're gonna come out taller than me, ISTG.