Redbum

3190 pts ยท October 20, 2016


Well that was 30 years ago now, the rugby not the hairiness,

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Orc in make up even

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I git my size from her, she's a big woman, 5ft 10 and a orchestra in makeup The other parent was a tiny person. I was used to fighting my 2 older brothers and 2 sisters so I was always the quicker to use my size and strength to my advantage

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For the Americans in the room, i was built like a running back. For the rest of us i was an open side flanker

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110kg is about 240lb, i would have gone through her like grease through a dog. If I hadn't she would have been very disappointed in me

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This was suggested at my rugby club open day, i was 16, 110kg and 185cm, my mum stayed sat down. Sensible woman

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This is what i mean when I say boys will be boys, funny silly and harmless

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My son came out as gay a while back, my first thought was, good. Ni chance of a teenage pregnancy

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Well apparently we didnt do anything if Afghanistan anyway
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/hero-black-watch-soldier-given-1053699.amp
I work with this guy, the nicest guy ive ever had the pleasure to meet. He was "unhappy" about trumpys comments

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He marries prostitutes, he just rapes the 13 year olds

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Auto correct got yoy there ?, its cunt cunt cunt

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The British Empire was a lesson in horror, evil, torture and disgusting behaviour. As a UK native it embarrassing when I hear older people talk about, what made Britain great, it was the blood of native people the world over

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I just got back from turkie for a surgery (weight loss) that would have been 16k in the UK, it cost with flights, accommodation and spending money about 4k all in, and that's flying business class from Scotland

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Only if he doesn't put the cushions back properly

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Therearedozensofus.gif

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It's Scotland, we have the wee Jimmy Krankie centre for Cross dressing performance (Jimmy Krankie was played by Janette Tough, who used to dress as a schoolboy for comedy results, and calls her performances Cross dressing)

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Glowbeans,

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We have plenty in the UK, oh sorry I meant Andorra where my ip is based honest I did

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your brain is an absolute asshole. DONT TRUST IT.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yoy know, that's actually a pretty good point.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What day of the week is this, looks like Wednesday night

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Which is why 80million IP addresses in Luxembourg are now added to imgur

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As one of the several million Andorran users, I'm shocked at this

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This week at least

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But give it a sheet of paper with a staple in and it will shit itself, or is that just the shredder where I worl

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh so much pain, but she would probably say it worth every second of it. I certainly would give up a lot of pain to be able to stand again

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I doesn't fit, I still sit

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