Although these are great for breaking things down, they're not so great for separating by type. Like when you toss in a bicycle the rubber and plastic just get ground up and mixed with the aluminum and steel. Magnet will take out the steel, but you end up making a fine mix of different materials that are very hard to recycle. Separate your trash before pulverizing it.
I remember the last time I saw this thinking that the top on that first item comes popping off like a fuckin ROCKET. If someone had been on the other side there…
Remember in Mythbusters, they used those simulated cadavers? I'd like to see one of those go through the machine (and have them show the results). Just morbid curiosity.
As long as the business is small enough, a surprising number of governments don’t care about that too much unless you’re doing something that has its own industry-specific regulators.
Stay under 10-ish employees, paint those hopper edges yellow, and add some non-slip flooring and you’d be good in a lot of places until someone dies or your employees get repeatedly maimed.
Yeah, these are almost always elevated from ground level because you need space underneath for a hopper or a conveyor to remove the shreds. Imagine a really big office shredder on top of a dumpster and you’re not too far off.
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bambinod
Although these are great for breaking things down, they're not so great for separating by type. Like when you toss in a bicycle the rubber and plastic just get ground up and mixed with the aluminum and steel. Magnet will take out the steel, but you end up making a fine mix of different materials that are very hard to recycle. Separate your trash before pulverizing it.
WhiskyBravo
I want to see what the resulting output looks like on the other end
StevenAlleyn
… put your dick in it
darkerocean
Nom,nom,nom,nom
DancesWithHippos
Yeah? Now try a Nokia.
TheLeanWolf
I love watching the Maw devour, I saw one vid that ended with it eating a tuk-tuk
OneMoreLime
I think it enjoyed the tire
l8rrose
A Muffin Muncher!
nosnowyno
Oh is that the baby grinding machine?
Sigge1981
dieselfury
Sticklebrickk
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poppypooley
Now do trump
WhiskyBravo
cankles first
WhiskyBravo
that poor bicycle didn't deserve that fate
SpaceHaggis
With a zombie apocolypse im quite sure they would be no problem to deal with.
Fresh brains, get your fresh brains over here, step right up
LibtardWoketard
Throw Netanyahu and Trump in!
Dshoppsales
Is that stuff gonna be OK?
CrabbyBlueberry
https://imgur.com/ZgrKvYt.gif
ThadisJones
I feel like for some of these (the 1st one in particular) it would be really advised to wear eye protection when standing nearby
somnif
Safety glasses cost more than just bringing in another worker.
tattywater
anjeleyezjr
MrBananaPants
joshuasplinth
I remember the last time I saw this thinking that the top on that first item comes popping off like a fuckin ROCKET. If someone had been on the other side there…
looker42
God I fucking haaaaate seeing people just casually lean over these things and like place shit down instead of tossing it from a distance.
pvtsquirel
That was my exact thought with the first dumbass, why was he carefully placing that shit in there like he was worried about it breaking?
Uselesstoy
I was waiting for that to jerk a lot earlier and figured I was gonna see fingers flying everywhere.
glovelyday
WATCH YOUR FINGERS!!!
fuzzinboots
Yeah that guy held on far too long
UncleToot
0570
Great! Now throw Mariah in there before she starts singing again!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
how to scar a small child for life in 5 seconds
Zalm
That got me to laugh out loud, the head popping off was hilarious
enterusernamehere25
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TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
How things are made:
Akurei00
Reversed makes all the items look like silicone rubber
FTUG
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revasseur
The first one looks like a green upvote coming out.
dontfloatmygoat
Foolgifs
DrR5
3D printer
Notoom
Someone should clean that, it's just making a bunch of rusty stuff.
Kyen155
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
080080
crazy how nature do dat
Burnsey84
Haters will say it's reversed
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
No, no, you'd hear that from a sretaH
Nathanyel
The Miracle of Birth
dreyfusslugado
Remember in Mythbusters, they used those simulated cadavers? I'd like to see one of those go through the machine (and have them show the results). Just morbid curiosity.
Hexidimentional
I'll refer you to the episode of supernatural where bobby singer feeds a kitsune to a wood chipper
mechanicalrodent
This is at least a sphere of the gel…
/gallery/volume-on-QnXULay
rotinaj
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VictusVonGuyver
It's an upscaled meat grinder but upscaled.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Small chunks is the result. For just about anything that you can fit in them. That's what they do, chunkify things
snoogns
I've seen a vid of a cow's corpse put in one of these. Wouldn't recommend watching it
QuitLookinAtMineAim
That thing wouldn't know or care about anything as soft as a person.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Real morbid curiosity is imagining throwing myself in there and how that would feel for that brief moment
DaveSamsonite
People have been pulled into these things lRL, unfortunately. Don't search it out!
livelongandprosper1970
Feed it a republican.
SuperLuminalMan
Nah, I want to see what happens to a vertebrate.
livelongandprosper1970
HA!
snitchesgetkisses
Is it dangerous? You bet! That’s why we put it at waist height and surrounded it with sloping, slippery metal!
Blze001
Just don't fall in, duh.
tmphillips11
The Chinese government tends not to worry about that too much.
Telemapus
"It is a Western custom to focus on individualism."
AppleCrispCraver
As long as the business is small enough, a surprising number of governments don’t care about that too much unless you’re doing something that has its own industry-specific regulators.
Stay under 10-ish employees, paint those hopper edges yellow, and add some non-slip flooring and you’d be good in a lot of places until someone dies or your employees get repeatedly maimed.
Muffyns
one in gif looks like you have to go up some steps first. soo long as you dont actively try to climb into it i dont think you can trip and fall in?
AppleCrispCraver
Yeah, these are almost always elevated from ground level because you need space underneath for a hopper or a conveyor to remove the shreds. Imagine a really big office shredder on top of a dumpster and you’re not too far off.
SmokeyEmcee
Where does it all go?
Muffyns
below it into a bin
Exyr
Smelter
stabthecrab
Jokes aside, It is actually reassembled by a similar machine on the exact opposite side of the planet almost instantaneously.
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
To its thighs.
RipThemUpRatchet
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PikachuOnDeezNuts
Yeah, I want to see what it al looks like after it’s been eaten.
Nathanyel
20 bucks and I'll send you pics
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Straight into the garbage dimension. Thankfully, they have not yet figured out how to create transdimensional portals.
AyatollahBahloni
A belt underneath carries it off to be collected
ThatSonOfaBitch
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oldguyexlurker
Remember those scenes in Robots! With Robin Williams? Yeah...
YouAlreadyMutedMe
IN THE ROUND HOLE!
rocinanteismyhorse
Never not funny.... Every time haha
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
that's right, the square hole!
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
OldBikerDude
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
🔊
Exyr
How old is this video? Who has a cordless phone?