RedKing85

611 pts ยท April 26, 2016


You're too good for this sinful Earth. +1

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or even the whitest.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Of COURSE he was fake, no real cop has the decency to stand against systemic racism.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tiny reflection of a white dog just to the right of the cat's right paw (from our perspective).

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Remember me, Eddie?!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If it's any consolation, it reads like fiction to me. Too precious/melodramatic, extraneous details, and the writing style just seems "off".

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

I'LL MISS YOU SO MUCH!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment deserves to be on the front page more than 99% of actual front page material.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

AH-CHOO!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She may indeed need tough love but you gloating about it online is tacky. It's not her fault she was spoiled by overindulgent parents.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always felt bad for that poor fly.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You must go! MAKE HASTE!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Now do Geralt of Rivia porn.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great bod and no risk of teeth during blowjobs... I really don't see the downside.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a very beautiful foreground, yes.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I never noticed the fingernails before... *shudder*

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He's not a complete idiot, but he certainly had an air of stupidity (hence the joke that he's grateful Trump is even worse in comparison).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because Bush was so stupid he never graduated, and kept doing so poorly he had to see the principal.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

What?! I thought I killed him already! Well... now that he's so small, I'll try smothering him under my weight instead.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're making a point about Imgur's obsession with (imaginary) man-hating SJW feminazis.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

If I had a penny for every gullible incel on this site I'd be richer than God.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OP has never so much as talked to a girl, let alone gone on a date.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My God, man! What have they done to you?!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH FINE I GIVE UP! *sulks*

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Plus filibustering himself.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You're a goddamn liar, "this is my first comment..." was your SECOND comment. I've contacted the authorities.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The worst part is, it didn't even happen. He simply knew there'd be enough creeps on here to upvote him anyways.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He brought it on himself. When you go, SMASH IT OVER HIS HEAD!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Says the 4-eyed Spider Dog.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0