NicholasCageisGOD
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So I live in a back house and my landlord was having a garage sale. She ended up throwing out things and what i saw in the trash bin caught my attention.
May 27, 2018 2:52 AM
NicholasCageisGOD
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So I live in a back house and my landlord was having a garage sale. She ended up throwing out things and what i saw in the trash bin caught my attention.
HeHeHebieJeebies
probably just a bunch of vids of you banging your tube socks.
DirkNurple
When i was a kid our Boy Scout troop had a paper recycling bin for fund raising. Oh the treasurers we’d find...
mercbrit
*One woman’s trash
TheNerdFonz
“Property Sex” videos, just to fuck with you
HohHoho
Students I lived with thre away around 600 magic the gathering cards. Picked up then from bin and now I'm happy chubby.
SurfDaSpot
womblemessiah
Landlord turned over a new leaf and gets rid of tenants 'footage'.
Goreydar
I find porn all the time. Tapes are particularly interesting, pop it in the VCR and you can see exactly what they were watching to climax!
ianburrito
Well they're not into if they're throwing it out, right?!
colourofair
Or, you know... You could (stay with me here) not be a skeezebag, and could respect her privacy...
skincancerisfun
Its not creepy as long as you rub your hands together and mutter 'well well, lets see what we have here' before doing the rummage
twitch1105
Yeah just fucking dont.
fartharder
Wait, she was selling porn DVDs at a garage sale??
PrincessLeliana
Respect her privacy. This is creepy stalker tier stuff
teran85
I won't but people send dick picks for that kind of comment. Stay strong
stren
Obviously she's not into it anymore
DecrodedArt
Thinks she won’t need it now she has OP in her back yard
MyNameIsDende
or, you know... internet.
Lobuttomize
This is illegal
transcendentape
It's legal in the US.
transcendentape
Unless there's a specific city code to prevent it.
storebrandproductmascot
If the trash is out at the curb, it's perfectly legal for anyone to take, or for the police to search without a warrant.
BC2k2
Exactamundo
Roqinn
I worked in a hotel that had a long term guest. He threw porn out every week. I got a huge collection out of it!
hotdogwithwinies
Melkbos
In our last house the previous tenants left porn behind. At least I thought it was theirs. I would rather they took it with them.
brewtopia
If she's throwing them out, it's not what she's into. ..
agenttwelve
cheezyjalapeno
Dot
gigsra
Dude...get a hobby :/ that’s just cringey af
colourofair
I'll take "Thirsty Losers for $500, Alex."
RedKing85
The worst part is, it didn't even happen. He simply knew there'd be enough creeps on here to upvote him anyways.
Bikeaholic
That's a total invasion of privacy. Not ok.
colourofair
You. I like you. <3
DecrodedArt
Invasion of Privacy. Great name for a porn film.
SleepingWithNeedles
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment :(
teran85
menshi
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klausisweird
.
ThelTGuy
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Hahahahaha
ACatLadiesHusbandWhoAlsoLovesCats
#mine +1
DYLANLEE79
Who BUYS porn? Have they not met the internet?
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colourofair
Must of?
PedroBenecol
The ones that appreciate it.
fartharder
Back when DVDs were popular there was not nearly as much available porn on the Internet.
Yokonui
plot twist: its all footage of you and your neighbors wanking off taken from hidden cameras in your flats.
VilifiedHyde
Poppycock!
Stuebydoo
Like the movie Sliver
EverythingIsStaged
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amperShroom
https://youtu.be/OEpbpoqgUdM?t=5
CmfMttnPpl
Woooohoooo, free rent for life
Shreckshrew
StealthyNinja7
ScottT45
If you haven't, watch the film vacancy
mobiustwo
Shower cam she set up before he moved in.
Masoncartoon
Plot twist-twist: It's footage of you and your neighbours wanking off to the porn you found in the bins
Applepotamus
ogrebeast83rawr365
YAASSSSS!!!
WhenEmusAttack
Punch the keys for gawdsake!
GhettoMobeast
British AF
stewpedasole
Didn't spell neighbour with a U. He is fake AF
samsonguy920
Seem to recall a movie on that very subject. 21st Century kids may not know of it.
Alimana
Sliver?
Mavgurian
Yes, fellow old person, that is the one.
shadetee
This is how I learned how sex worked.
Stuebydoo
YES! You don't know how many times I have mentioned this movie in the last month and no one knows what I'm talking about
samsonguy920
There are those of us in the shadows who know. We just don't wanna share that one with the kiddos.
Stuebydoo
I reference it anytime someone talks about airbnb
HeyOP
I wouldn't say it means it's what she was into necessarily. Could be an ex, or a kid, or stuff left by the last person living in your pace.
ButterfaceTaintClown
archite666
Shut up, guy.
HeyOP
I'm not your guy, buddy.
LizzardLips
Im not your buddy, pal
IMABLACKSTAR
He's not your pal, friend.
burningitchyrash
He's a balloon boy. HA!
NicholasCageisGOD
I’m the first person to rent out her back house. Because she told me when i signed the lease.
idontevenno
Does she live alone doe?
LadyWidebottom
Oh so you're the first person to be in her back house?
Corrodias
Okay, fine, you go ahead and dismiss the warning and proceed with whatever you were going to do with the information about what you think »
Corrodias
shes into, in porn. Be sure to update us on how it goes.
StonesOnTheHill
That's exactly what I'd tell all the people is rent to and then murder and bury under my back house.
isphynxthereforeiam
Cubedude01
Maybe if you're lucky you can "rent out her back house" if you know what I'm saying. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WallpapersandHistory
You’re mom has plenty of experience in selling that back house.
BeautifulWood
And from what I've heard, it's extremely affordable.
NachoPete
IMABLACKSTAR
Idiot
WallpapersandHistory
^^^
McGoog
Your*
WallpapersandHistory
Godammit Auto Correct