RedHadron

409 pts ยท April 26, 2016


The body of the squirrel went through first. The body ALWAYS goes through first. Spread the word, fight mankind's most common mistake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No man can kill me!" - but she was Gnome Ann.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

flummoxing indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10) Hunger pains. Lunch at 2:15 pm. The school ignores all complaints. Then out of the corner of your eye, you see BURRITO? But it's FAKE??!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What about a Garatron from Animorphs? (fast enough to run on water, like dash). And what about Rainbow Dash?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This bundles together a bunch of things known to cause depression.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAH! now I know what the loading animation is supposed to look like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We always donated to this one panhandler, until by chance we saw him in the mall, in a suit, and overheard him say he made 60,000$ a year.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

whatever your argument is, the first thing they notice is that you care enough to argue, therefor enough to vote them out. effective anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* We don't have other memes than this. We do, however, have memes other than this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Square soaked in round.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not like these operations are breached every other Tuesday, providing thousands of ready-made worms and rootkits to hackers everywhere

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Different question: Who never drank one of these, and only remembers them for the weird lid that everyone littered like littering litterers?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think the volume of water is tiny, and could be tuned to cut slower and more gently than any band saw, but I have no experience with this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The metal mechanisms are likely cut with a water jet; Water is forced through a ultra-hard nozzle, and then picks up an abrasive powder.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Milk coats your throat with invisible stealth mucus. scientists say there's no such thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luigi board?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree on the bike, but the guy standing 8 feet away isn't too unrealistic. I saw animation mistakes first because I love animation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fans abruptly tilt 35 degrees away from the bicyclist as he leaves, but he doesn't accelerate sideways or lose height.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could bring you good fortune, if you just *sparkles everywhere* believe in the magic!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"water!" (random cut scenes, drips in slo-mo, kids w/ yellow raincoats) *classical music plays*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eagles mate in the air = STILL FALSE!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

that, and also the film probably slid around in the projector when it was played back and converted to digital.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the North American one is upside-down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our first space battles will be 20 people staring at monitors for 7 hours until everything is decided in 7 min. Scary enough with rovers!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first space colonies will be known by name, as territories controlled by an earth nation - we can take our time updating the paperwork.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use differentials to connect the hamster wheels in clusters of 2, 4, 8, ... 256, then connect to a car alternator.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't care if you say you have nothing to hide. But that's not what you're saying. You're saying nobody should be able to hide anything.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was an apartment complex too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Nah, let's just dump a ton of tar on it every spring."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0