Recaffeinated

49463 pts ยท September 15, 2013


I'm only ginger on my face... and in my heart

Wow the one person who might actually be identifiable as a true Christian and the fakies want him dead. Shocker.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twice I can remember being out in public and a parent approached my wife and I immediately asked what they did for a living and started talking about it. Both times they suddenly had somewhere else to be.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what actual Trump Derangement Syndrome is.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

A few years back a guy I worked with spent the night in the hospital with his wife. She had to take a bed in the hall and they waited the entire night to get her seen in a room. When he told me the story he said "And this is what is coming is these people turn our Medicare into socialism!" I said brother you just told me it happened to you last night. This is what's happening now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Openly referring to yourself as an alpha male is some beta bullshit

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who would say they destroyed the one ring but then actually secretly keep it? Elijah Wood.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he said he wasn't going to eat it all right now because he was going to save it for his lunch later on all I could think was "My guy has no idea what Mcdonalds tastes like cold"

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

GOD DAMMIT YAMINASHI

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"no u" - Pam Bondi

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Either that or it makes them uncomfortably horny so to them or must be.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's kinda nuts when someone says some unhinged shit and then looks at me and says "you know what I'm sayin". Like nah man. I actively do not know what you're saying.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is something I find difficult in my everyday life. I'm the farthest thing from a right winger but I unfortunately have the appearance of wearing the uniform.

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

It still is, but it was too

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay that's the second time I've seen a random o7 today.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

File that under "no shit"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That boys a heckin chonker

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no effing way he wrote that himself

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you're not wrong. It's a hill worth dying on.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just the bys gettin resettled again

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 yes

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dollars to donuts that doctor is also "pro life"

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want the same drugs I was on when this movie came out

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's basically the free square

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Fun fact. "There's no recording allowed out here" is actually a French phrase that means "Shit if anyone sees this I'm done for"

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

His Heart Shaped Box cover was nuts

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

What, no Golden Wedding?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I feel as though Pirates of the Caribbean is based largely around the existing view of pirates at the time.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 every one of these problems can be fixed with a pocket knife

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was three posts past this and I had to come back and up vote. I'll be repeating this to myself for weeks.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honest question. What is it that feels different about them?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2