RebaZee

759 pts · July 15, 2016


When Little Timmy went to school

And mastered one to nine,

He thought the other kids were cool,

And every class divine.

He painted shapes in red and blue,

And drew with curves and bends -

And by the time the day was through,

He'd made a hundred friends!

'I'm pals with Pete, and Mike, and Max!'

He told his pa with pride.

But Timmy's folks were anti-vax.

And Timmy fucking died.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Canadian here. We know it's not all of you <3

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From the top down: lettuce, tomato, sour cream, slightly crushed Doritos chips, cheddar, and then taco beef. Make thin layers. Add a small tortilla on top and then fold the large bottom tortilla and use wooden toothpicks to secure while grilling. Not cheaper than taco bell but I'm 100km from the closest taco bell and I was craving a crunchwrap

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly too close to the end of my own rope to read your whole post but I'm pulling for you. I hope you can find something to hold onto, maybe not solutions but at least a distraction for a moment. I know surviving isn't really living but it's where it starts. Wishing you the best <3

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#26 fake. I call shenanigans.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My old man kitty turned 18 last month :-p

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 I donated that book 🤣

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You better walk that f*n dock

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twins. Mine's 17. One day maybe they'll keep eachother company on the other side. Take care OP

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was thinking a heart attack..maybe that's Imgur combined with a family full of nurses. They would call Viagra "the widow maker" for ex

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From experience, yes it's true..and the monitor is 'the little tv'..and one time, 'your internet won't work during a blackout'

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can guys pls stop biting titties without asking first? face slap, game's over, get out of my house. Just caress the titties. Suckle. Nuzzle.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ongoing lack of eviro change after raising us on captain planet was good for the sales of antidepressants

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next Canadians will face more climate refugees. California alone is almost the same population as all of Canada...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The younger generation trying to survive has been saying it too..but apparently we need to be better about saving our money and budgeting

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Made the same comment to people who didn't support the way Canada "gave away money". We have universal healthcare, this is cheaper.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Currently in BC $1.629/L=$6.166/gallon :(

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a toilet?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

#5 kind of awesome. The chain to the pants makes it for sure

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41 clearly das juice

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a frog on the court got stomped

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not since Molson was bought by an American company. How could we let them buy the slogan"I am Canadian"???!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for a good loop

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost my partner right before this hit and the isolation is not helping but I have food and a nice place to live so I got that going for me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. Anyone working around the public during this should get mandatory hazard pay and harrassment shouldn't be tolerated ever.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pls tell me it's called a "sheporgi"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0