247 pts ยท January 18, 2017
How big is it?
weigs 400 pounds, good luck with that
call me
Dude my hands *awkward silence of fireman staring at that one guy
I declare diet Coke as my weapon good Sir!
When you relax and your girlfriend wants attention for no reason
Uncle Ben you got some es'plainen to do!
When you had 2 coffees and 3 donuts
Why I hate "what are men good for?"
Oh Behave!
Paid the same demo salary right?
A new hand can't be bought
Wait so it's a "no" to shooting them in the head?
Soft on the outside crunchy on the inside
A family tricked a dude into thinking Santa was real and he had no idea...google it
Muppet Gender at a whole new level
Wait do does she dig it?
What Elephant animal does it take 2.5 hours to remember to say elephant?
"I swear I hear an A-10 Warthog"
Those are rookie numbers
When I think about the in-laws when they say they went on a beach vacation
He was drunk during alot of those tapings
There goes my minature human machine market
This is my weapon....
U gonna eat that?
Dave=Funkhowseir(?) on Curb Your Enthusiasm
Must be forklift certified
That hurt and I don't know why
How big is it?
weigs 400 pounds, good luck with that
call me
Dude my hands *awkward silence of fireman staring at that one guy
I declare diet Coke as my weapon good Sir!
When you relax and your girlfriend wants attention for no reason
Uncle Ben you got some es'plainen to do!
When you had 2 coffees and 3 donuts
Why I hate "what are men good for?"
Oh Behave!
Paid the same demo salary right?
A new hand can't be bought
Wait so it's a "no" to shooting them in the head?
Soft on the outside crunchy on the inside
A family tricked a dude into thinking Santa was real and he had no idea...google it
Muppet Gender at a whole new level
Wait do does she dig it?
What Elephant animal does it take 2.5 hours to remember to say elephant?
"I swear I hear an A-10 Warthog"
Those are rookie numbers
When I think about the in-laws when they say they went on a beach vacation
He was drunk during alot of those tapings
There goes my minature human machine market
This is my weapon....
U gonna eat that?
Dave=Funkhowseir(?) on Curb Your Enthusiasm
Must be forklift certified
That hurt and I don't know why