Discharged for years and he still has it.

Aug 30, 2022 10:43 PM

MayMyEnemiesLiveLong

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Fun fact: that is a domestic terrorist according to the FBI

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You don't forget that stuff. They really drill it into you.

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My bother is over 75yo, he still remembers the Latin prayers said during Catholic mass as an alter boy. You don't forget that stuff I guess.

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That's what she said

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

For a second there, I thought he was standing on a trampoline

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This. Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! I suppose

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Smiled. Automatic fail. Good effort though, but clearly his years out of service have softened him! ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion: I find that pretty stupid. But then again, that's the case with the gun culture in general

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's just silly

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You can take a man out of the military...

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. the whole military twisty turny flippy gun thing is lame and completely unnecessary.

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Completely weird, but impressive as shit

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Not as mean, still a machine

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Hashtag just Core memory things

3 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 7

Corps memory

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Bastard! take my upvote for stealin' my joke!

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Needs more knife hand

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As a non military person I find this kind of performance pageantry really cringe.

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The military is so weird. A cult with unlimited fire power.

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Wazzat bit on the butt that bops up?

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3 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ah so an anti-falling firearm failsafe. FABULOUS!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its where soldiers hide their weed and rolling papers.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I choose to believe this.

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3 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 7

#1

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This is kind of creepy with those stiff movements

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sped up quite a bit.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

+1 for you, -1 for the gif with no disclaimer.

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I was sure he's gonna bayonet the other guy in the end.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, admittedly this is asked out of ignorance, but... is he actually doing anything? Or is he just sorta... slapping it around?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's inspecting the weapon to make sure it's clean, empty, and has all its parts with a bunch of showy spins in between.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he forgot the last step

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I’ve got a longer version for you.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did either of them get in trouble for that?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a bad toss

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

what's he thing on the bottom of the rifle? that metal part that flips up?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Makes it an assault weapon... apparently...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A flip up butt plate for use with full auto fire. Its a feature you'll see on older guns like the BAR & M15.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh cool, I hoped it wasn’t like a storage compartment of sorts, but you never know

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its that as well. You flip up that plate and there is a trap door for a cleaning kit inside.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well well well

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His uniform is shit.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

Look, I haven’t worked at this one grocery store in almost 20 years but I still remember the damn clearance upc. 76023670 and then the…

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I can still recite from memory the FedEx accounts of my old company's 3 top buyers.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

three digit department number.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wait, isn’t this the dude who’s the leader of a right wing group that’s on a FBI terror watch list?

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He's also worked to keep his group clean of the crazy extremists who want to fight the government. He's more of a person who wants①

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communities to be self reliant when it comes to disasters and unrest. He's made statements denouncing both the BLM/Antifa riots②

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and the 1/6 riot.③

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So he doesn't want to fight the government, just the blacks?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What makes you think he wants to fight Black people?

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Civilian with a legit question: not even counting the spins, how much of the movements in this are showy extravagance?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its a function check and condition inspection with flourishes. Here it is if you cut it down to the necessities https://youtu.be/X-YIQ6w3N4c

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How much. All of it. 1st you always check the gun is unloaded. Especially before waving it around like a maniac :D.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

SgtMaj Glover still got it

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Mike glover actual

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you guys former/current members of the TV patch wearing society?

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He could be 90 years old and he'd STILL remember how to do that. Fuck, his KIDS probably know how to do that because it was infused

3 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 11

Shhhh. My garand/green tea infusion needs silence and time to work

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into his DNA.

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Drilled into his epigenetics.

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Im proud cause i can still recite my 3 general orders... But thats it.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

3 shit we had like... 9 and I don't remember any

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1) Imperial Germany didn't have a whole lot of overseas territories to draw troops from like the Allies did, but they did have a colony in

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2) Namibia (which had an admittedly dark history), and conscripted black Namibians into their army during WWI. Later during the fifties...

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3) there was a growing call by these black veterans of the Imperial German Army for the Federal Republic to honor the pensions promised to

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4) them by the Imperial Army (it was the typical practice of colonial governments to deny ordinary veteran benefits to many colonial troops,

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5) but Germany is Germany and all soldiers of the Emperor get a pension and that is that). Finally the Federal government relented and set

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Razzle Dazzle from "Stripes"

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That’s a fact, Jack!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Army training, sir!

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That's the fact, Jack!

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It’s funny when you think the FBI has him on a terrorist watch list.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

Why

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He appears to be a pretty hardcore rightwing shitbag. I didn't dive too deep but his twitter is gross.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Yikes

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His company American Contingency has allegedly been labelled as a "Militia Violent Extremist organization" internally by the FBI.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

think its more a potential because even in the document they claimed was leaked by the FBI they note they have not been violent historically

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

but given Project Veritas's history of doctoring and fabricating I'm not gonna trust anything they release without some major proof

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Muscle memory is a beautiful thing.

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gun culture is fuckin weird

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Came here to post this

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's more than just muscle memory, though it helps with the movements, the routine itself is pure memory

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Just don't think about it!

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Tell me about it... I can't stop beating my meat

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*memory*

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I am not smart I thought he was standing in a kiddie pool for longer than I'd like to admit

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ye. Imagine talking while having to remember what to do with the tongue for each letter.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's probably doing that in his sleep.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it gets diminished after 2 weeks, of not practicing and after 3 months all fine motorcontrol is lost. once you start again it is easier

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Why does he hesitate/stop before he salutes? Not allowed for civilians/veterans?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not a salute, it's a glove check.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's checking his invisible white glove foe dust/dirt

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Until you try and go out hunting, and this dude has to take two fuckin' minutes every time he picks up his fuckin' rifle! Dammit Carl!

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*deer watches in begrudging approval as hunter flips chromed out M14 around*

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"Uhm, sir, why did you give the Deer a gun too-" / "Because the deer has cleaned it better than YOU, Maggot! Sit back down!"

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

(But deep inside he knows it's really that he only feels alive when his targets are shooting back)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Carl has OCD, it's a legitimate medical condition! Why would you invite him to go hunting if you know he has this condition!?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Simple because he's the only one with a Bar and pool at his house. So he either comes or the post hunt hang out is at Dave's house ->

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Dave's house has Dave's Wife Karen and do you want to have to deal with her again?

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Because he said he could handle a rifle!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, he certainly can! My boy can shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards!

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As someone who has never been in the army or similar, what is he doing? what's the point of it?

3 years ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 2

To show you can follow directions

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Kata for pew pew cleaning

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He must have been part of the guards for the tomb of the unknown soldier. Part of the changing of the guard ceremony.

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Americans making up military traditions to make it look cool so kids go die in the Middle East to get a college education? Idk.

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Idiot

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Tell me where is the lie?

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Rifle drill. Teaches all the favorite things of the military: discipline, precision, to follow orders, etc.

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Wondering the same thing tbh

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

He is making a dance performance out of checking if the rifle is cleaned. Of course it's not a dance, because testosterone and stuff.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You take routine military activities, like checking the guards on post and raise it to a highly structured rite to respect the dead.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is flirting inside this branch of military service. He’s trying to get inside someone’s pants. *throws him my pants* Pick me!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Check the floor logo. They are the Tomb Guards at Arlington. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_U.S._Infantry_Regiment_(The_Old_Guard)

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I see the Sig M17 the young lady is carrying appears to be the special batch Sig sent to the Tomb Guards

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I didn't notice that, thank you for pointing that out. I saw the funeral flag though...

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Same...he's pretty good. Maybe they should get him to show them how to do it correctly.

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I think he just did. Plus, I’m guessing he’s retired from that MOS.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I meant folding the flag.

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Thank you for all the answers very interesting

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They do it in Washington DC at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Every hour. Very ceremonial. Done with utmost respect for those we lost.

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A soldier is stationed there and marches back and forth. Then at the top of the hour a new soldier comes out and they do this inspection >>

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>> amd pass the rifle on to the next soldier who will then pace pack and forth in a ceremonial was for 1 hour, only to pass it on again.

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It's a rifle inspection, done during drill and ceremony with a white glove. youtube is your friend

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Rifle inspection…and there are less people that qualified for the “old guard” than navy seals…it’s one of the highest honours you can have

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It looks boring... It is all they do for years?

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It’s for the tomb of the unknown soldier…it’s a pretty big honour and no it’s not all they do. I’m not sure how long they’re posted for..

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My guess is 3 years for a stint.

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There are only 2 identification badges rarer than those of the Tomb Guards: Military Horsemen, and Astronaut.

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Here's the same thing as part of the actual ceremony:

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God damn, those movements were CRISP

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First movement "GIVE IT"

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Human are such odd creatures

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The white glove test...

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Scheiße

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Why do ppl increase the speed of clips? Their need for extra internet points is shining through, it just seem desperate.

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In this case, I think it's because Imgur has a cap of 60 seconds on gifs. So people speed up gifs to fit within the limit.

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This isn't sped up

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It is, slightly.

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Yes, it is.

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Sooo what were to happen if he found something dirty or out of order?

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Immediate violence

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I dunno about him, but I'd probably get an erection.

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Probably a nice, calm, civil discussion.

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This is ceremonial, so it wouldn’t happen. If it did they’d probably get a reaming later. But in the “real” version of what this ceremony

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represents the DI would do things like give you extra PT, put you on a punishment detail, and/or make someone show you how to do it proper.

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There is a similar procedure done on fighter jets prior to take off. Don't know under which circumstances it is performed though.

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I've never seen that. Do you have a link please?

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https://youtu.be/DLRhWM-p72U tried to find a more straightforward clip. Skip to 7:00. Performed among "A-man" "B-man" and pilot.

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Thanks! I watched the whole thing. I've never seen their hand signals etc as they prepare for takeoff.

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Must be hard to flip them around though

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The robotic movements freak me out

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It's also sped up.

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Excellent. Favorited. Upvoted for interspersed windows sound that really made me chuckle.

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There were points where I'm pretty sure I fell asleep in the middle of marching, but still perfectly responded to commands.

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My mate did that regularly. They'd march him in circles for a bit then walk him into a wall.

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I once worked in a glass factory folding boxes and putting them on a conveyor belt. I definitely napped while keeping up sometimes

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That was the entire point if the drills I feel like? But well done nonetheless.

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If they were to get me back in formation, same

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I recall periods of blacking out while marching during the Crucible at the end of boot camp.

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Yeah, I pretty much have no memory of the march back except for the last mile or so. That sunrise over the marsh is burned into my memory.

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I was a west coast Marine, so for us it was the hills of Pendleton.

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POV: Inception of this ceremony while you're active duty. Before this, it just...kinda never happened? What are your initial thoughts?

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Well, I respect that the honor guard provides funeral services, but the gun twirling gives off cheer leader squad vibes.

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It's a good recruiting tool because it's pretty to look at, but I'm not really a fan of spectacle for the sake of spectacle.

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I'd walk to work with one eye closed and "asleep" except for the tiny bit of brain power needed to walk and not get hit by a car.

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I definitely slept while marching.

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Definitely.

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Kinda the point right? Badass

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I still “start on the left foot”, and take turns with opposite foot. Couldn’t break that habit, if I tried

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I could probably still do inspection arms. Probably. I’ve definitely fallen asleep in formation though

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Who’s going to carry the boats, and the logs.

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I could definitely still do, Port Arms, Order Arms and Inspection Arms. Been out since 05. ?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

you sleep standing up?

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I've seen schoogirls in Japan on the train sleeping standing up, very possible to do.

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Perfectly possible with practice, I used to do it when needed. Not a replacement for a proper rest but it'll keep you going in the meantime.

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Micro sleeping can do a lot to keep a person up. Though best not while driving.... That ends messily.

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I’ve literally fallen asleep marching. It’s a real thing the military does

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When else do you think you have time to sleep?

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The military makes you do things civilians think is impossible

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Yes.

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I served for 8 years and I still have difficulty sleeping in bed, with the lights off, under my weighted blanket, and hugging my teddy bear.

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Watch a strategy game streamer with a blue light filter on your phone and that shit will put you right out in 20 mins.

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Standing up, marching, on guard, taking tests when you're in the military you can sleep anywhere and still get shit done

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Never served but the things I know is that you eat, sleep & shit whenever given the chance as you don't know when the next chance will come.

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"I could get back to sleep after one of those mock exercises at once; I had learned to sleep any place, any time — sitting up, standing up,

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even marching in ranks. Why, I could even sleep through evening parade standing at attention, enjoy the music without being waked by it —

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