RealWorldNPC

88815 pts ยท April 29, 2018


Hello. Why are you here? Probably a comment. I hope you liked it. If you didn't, I hope it didn't ruin your day. Either way, I'm not so great, so don't put too much stock into it. Whoever you are, I hope you're doing well. The world is hectic, and life can be a real shit show sometimes. I'm a liberal minded redneck. Yes, we're rare, but we do exist. I love to shoot guns and I'm a huge nature enthusiast that believes heavily in conservation. I try to eat only poultry and fish, though sometimes I lose my constitution and eat a steak, because omfg have you ever HAD a steak? Anyway, I'm also filled with existential dread and angst, and often get lost for hours contemplating the nature of reality. That might sound deep or philosophical to some, but it's mostly a hindrance. I exercise constantly to combat this. It somewhat works. I'm also pretty fucking nerdy. I love to escape into Science journals. I ingest as much as my small brain can comprehend. I also love music TV, movies, videogames, comics, and above all else, D&D! I like to DM. That's where my username comes from. World building is very fun to me, and another thing I can disappear into for hours. You've read quite a bit about me, you weirdo. I hope you don't have a crush or something. I'm emotionally unavailable. Only my children have access to that anymore. If you've read to this point, you're probably using this as an escape from whatever you should be doing. You know it's unhealthy, but you just keep doing it. I'm gonna stop typing now and you really ought to get back to it. Enjoy the rest of your day!

"Ah." And I hate everyone that disagrees.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is all garbage food anyway.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

If we're gonna blur anything, it should be that cowgirls vanity plate!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are they taking applications?

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

That's a yeti.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

And flags.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The tractor. It is not a wide load. You have to have signage for that and if it extends over the line, you have to have guide vehicles.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You are the only person correct. It is not a wide load. Need signage for that and if it extends over the line, you have to have guide cars.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Needs zipties.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's the look of pure hatred that does it for me.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a badass. I'm glad fortune was on his side.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe someone was able to get out and run away after that. Hope that dude in the vest was able to stop him.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Our cats are twins.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol wut?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

99% of their outward appearance 100% made up. The handful of decent finds does not scratch the surface when it comes to total fossils found.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Most of what we know about dinosaurs is made up. Hard to tell how something looked and behaved from mostly fossilized skeletal remains.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine taking everything you read in comment sections so seriously.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that shit would mysteriously burn down real quick.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 18

I like it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit this just got me caught browsing at work. Fuck you +1

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

Still smokin those meats.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you're not lazy, because the upkeep on that has to be constant. Can't judge the water by eye, have to measure every time. Nightmare.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool trick.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. This is Sheriff Grady Judd. He is a complete fucking scumbag. Give 'em a search.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I hope so.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We're laughing, but his life was most likely ruined fighting for democracy against tyranny. But yeah, big spoon.

4 years ago | Likes 451 Dislikes 10

These guys suck at Call of Duty.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manatees are still endangered. They just aren't "listed" so.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Their absence is a silent roar. I hope you get some sleep.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0