Oct 21, 2021 12:52 PM
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hfctom
But, I -like- murdering people. While I eat Moon Pies. It helps me relax.
HansGrubersOtherBrother
"This non-murder PSA was brought to you by 7up and Moonpie Inc."
nalananda
Is he talking to his cop buddies?
LenzKist74
PrincessPuffyPants
By "chilling out" does he mean roaching a bowl? I mean you obviously have muchies if you're drinking 7up & eating eating a moon pie.
midatlanticride
I fucking love Grady Judd. He is hilarious to listen to
katwilmb
Not a 7 up with a moon pie, it has to be an RC Cola ! what's a matter you ?
relpmeraggy
v
derekjohn
Bad news: I can't tell if he's talking to the general public or his fellow officers.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
"Stop murdering people..." *Slaps forehead* - 'Of Course!'
madjo
I tried quitting murdering people cold turkey, but as some point you do get the urge again to murder. I mean it's addictive (this is a joke)
youareagreatguybut
Is he talking to cops?
notblubber
I think all that sugar would drive me into a murderous rage.
Munchman347
'Damn, I'm all out of Moon Pies, guess it's murdering time...'
copingcabana
Wait, is he talking to civilians or to his own officers?
TheRealFortyDeuce
Probably both!
RealWorldNPC
Yeah. This is Sheriff Grady Judd. He is a complete fucking scumbag. Give 'em a search.
thebadmonkeyman1
Yeah asshats stop murdering unarmed black people
fformulaa
If i ate a moonpie and drank some 7up, that might just send me into a murderous rampage! Lol
BellsTheorem
I drank the 7-up but I didn't have a Moonpie. Murder 1.
Inkfinger
Pro tip: You can pop your moonpie in the microwave for 10 seconds. It's a redneck delicacy.
CaldariBob
But I heard that microwaving them releases all the moonpie rage toxins! Now I'm so confused...
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
Ah Grady Judd. The Joe Arpaio of Polk County FL..
Scotia
And don't speak to the Police without a lawyer present. Invoke your 5th amendment right!
Bojovnik84
Is that Grady? Fucken idiot.
theguyinyournightmares
I think its Bob Saget
Jaeger6Ix
Got two boxes of moonpies yesterday, ya'll are safe until next Thursday
Snooj
Is this advice for cops?
nonickname23
So... if moon pies aren't available at the store I can murder someone?
jekath
Still frowned upon in most districts.
pocketpython
Damn, I just ran out of 7up...
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Only if you're a cop.
apt311
I think that only applies if there are no moon pies or 7up.
keyblader1985
That's correct
You can be the Moonpie Maniac
meltedfaceguy
The 7-UP Slayer
The 7-Moon Strangler?
Yes let's go with that lol
Lowland
And shut the fuck up
Gandalfsuglybrother
RULE 1
nothingpartyslikearental
That's tomorrow
DuelingBrothers
Everyday is shut the fuck up Friday though.
RomeoEchoXray
Never miss an opportunity to shut the hell up.
aap71
yeah, see. this comment is LEGAL advice (already happened, now what?), whereas the post is more LIFE advice (before you need legal advice)
ATLandNerdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
ziralien
I mean, yes. But you can get fucked by the system on more than just murdering people. So the best advice when you're detained? It's really >
I think it’s not about contact with police and more about life in general. People sipping 7-Up and eating Moonpies ain’t killing folks.
belortik
Except the Moonpie Stuffer. He murders people, stuffs 'em like moonpies, then eats them while drinking a 7-Up
Ok. Admittedly I did not contemplate the evil ways of The Moonpie Stuffer. I stand corrected.
to lawyer up and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
WrongReference
https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE even if you are the most well-meaning, innocent, love the police type of person, you should not talk to police
LAMovieDesign
Never talk to cops besides maybe getting a speeding ticket. Once they pull you out of the car, DON’T SAY A DAMN THING.
boobafette
dont talk to the cops
RealFuckinNeeto
Everything you say can be used against you nothing you say will be used for you if your getting arrested your not talking out of it
Macnin10dos
Never under any circumstances talk to the police. They aren’t talking to you because they think you’re innocent
Frostycopper
I talk to witnesses and victims all the time though
Even if they think you ARE innocent, they're still collecting information. And if you say something that can incriminate you on something >
else? You bet your ass it's going to come up as a charge.
reineseele
"how could i have known that this epstein fella who always had barely legal females at their parties was into some shady stuff."-Trump
jamieb03303
The simplest and bestest advice.
Lexi343
I feel like if you actually said that you will definitely get a ticket.
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
I really wonder if this would work.
SecondToNine
Shut the fuck up, a good advice in any situation
TDhattrick1022
Correction, this ^ is the best legal advice
I've never heard a lawyer say otherwise, and they love to argue about stuff like this.
taurondir
That's the biggest problem with "an arrest". They can be 100% wrong and you 100% right but you have to survive long enough to talk /1
to a lawyer, and it's never guaranteed that even being totally compliant will work, but because of "the law" it's the only main option ffs.
Higure
Wonderful video. Love when cop comes in and says "What he said."
It is, but man he talks fast, tried to show it to my finacee, she's a non-native english speaker, and she just couldn't keep up
ScottTheScottishScotsman
My god it must suck living in America where public servants don't help the public and instead try to entrap them
TakuanSoho
No, same thing in France mon ami
soennecken
I live in Germany. When the cops want to talk to you? You shut the fuck up. Not an exclusively American thing.
wantednokes
unfortunately, even Canada has it's driving-while-black problems in big cities.
Flodos
I've always wondered how well this works if the reason cops are on you is, say.. Existing While Black.
CharlesNasty713
Maybe be less black.
"Anything you say can and will be used against you". Still shut the fuck up.
TheRealGritty
If a cop is beating the shit out of you and you're screaming (understandable) they can say youre being aggressive and deserved it
triggrhaapi
They'll probably say that anyway, but any way you can deny them justification is worth trying.
SomeDetroitGuy
That's when this is most applicable. You can't say anything to talk your way out of it but can say plenty to talk your way into trouble.
HavelTh3Rock
well if the cops are going to shoot/beat you, there's nothing you're going to *say* that's going to make them not beat you. (1/2)
Best case scenario, you just piss them off a bit with what you said. (2/2)
HanzDirkwell
Instructions unclear. Told the cops to shut the fuck up. WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo??
niknights
As per the prior legal advice: You. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
When they're done beating you, shut the fuck up.
nclu
And while they're beating you, shut the fuck up
DontTazeMeBrah
"Your wife beats me (off) harder"
"I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability" --Ron White
They profiled me. See, they were pulling over everyone that night driving down that particular... sidewalk
hfctom
But, I -like- murdering people. While I eat Moon Pies. It helps me relax.
HansGrubersOtherBrother
"This non-murder PSA was brought to you by 7up and Moonpie Inc."
nalananda
Is he talking to his cop buddies?
LenzKist74
PrincessPuffyPants
By "chilling out" does he mean roaching a bowl? I mean you obviously have muchies if you're drinking 7up & eating eating a moon pie.
midatlanticride
I fucking love Grady Judd. He is hilarious to listen to
katwilmb
Not a 7 up with a moon pie, it has to be an RC Cola ! what's a matter you ?
relpmeraggy
derekjohn
Bad news: I can't tell if he's talking to the general public or his fellow officers.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
"Stop murdering people..." *Slaps forehead* - 'Of Course!'
madjo
I tried quitting murdering people cold turkey, but as some point you do get the urge again to murder. I mean it's addictive (this is a joke)
youareagreatguybut
Is he talking to cops?
notblubber
I think all that sugar would drive me into a murderous rage.
Munchman347
'Damn, I'm all out of Moon Pies, guess it's murdering time...'
copingcabana
Wait, is he talking to civilians or to his own officers?
TheRealFortyDeuce
Probably both!
RealWorldNPC
Yeah. This is Sheriff Grady Judd. He is a complete fucking scumbag. Give 'em a search.
thebadmonkeyman1
Yeah asshats stop murdering unarmed black people
fformulaa
If i ate a moonpie and drank some 7up, that might just send me into a murderous rampage! Lol
BellsTheorem
I drank the 7-up but I didn't have a Moonpie. Murder 1.
Inkfinger
Pro tip: You can pop your moonpie in the microwave for 10 seconds. It's a redneck delicacy.
CaldariBob
But I heard that microwaving them releases all the moonpie rage toxins! Now I'm so confused...
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
Ah Grady Judd. The Joe Arpaio of Polk County FL..
Scotia
And don't speak to the Police without a lawyer present. Invoke your 5th amendment right!
Bojovnik84
Is that Grady? Fucken idiot.
theguyinyournightmares
I think its Bob Saget
Jaeger6Ix
Got two boxes of moonpies yesterday, ya'll are safe until next Thursday
Snooj
Is this advice for cops?
nonickname23
So... if moon pies aren't available at the store I can murder someone?
jekath
Still frowned upon in most districts.
pocketpython
Damn, I just ran out of 7up...
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Only if you're a cop.
apt311
I think that only applies if there are no moon pies or 7up.
keyblader1985
That's correct
Jaeger6Ix
You can be the Moonpie Maniac
meltedfaceguy
The 7-UP Slayer
nonickname23
The 7-Moon Strangler?
meltedfaceguy
Yes let's go with that lol
Lowland
And shut the fuck up
Gandalfsuglybrother
RULE 1
nothingpartyslikearental
That's tomorrow
DuelingBrothers
Everyday is shut the fuck up Friday though.
RomeoEchoXray
Never miss an opportunity to shut the hell up.
aap71
yeah, see. this comment is LEGAL advice (already happened, now what?), whereas the post is more LIFE advice (before you need legal advice)
ATLandNerdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
ziralien
I mean, yes. But you can get fucked by the system on more than just murdering people. So the best advice when you're detained? It's really >
ATLandNerdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
TheRealFortyDeuce
I think it’s not about contact with police and more about life in general. People sipping 7-Up and eating Moonpies ain’t killing folks.
belortik
Except the Moonpie Stuffer. He murders people, stuffs 'em like moonpies, then eats them while drinking a 7-Up
TheRealFortyDeuce
Ok. Admittedly I did not contemplate the evil ways of The Moonpie Stuffer. I stand corrected.
ziralien
to lawyer up and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
WrongReference
https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE even if you are the most well-meaning, innocent, love the police type of person, you should not talk to police
LAMovieDesign
Never talk to cops besides maybe getting a speeding ticket. Once they pull you out of the car, DON’T SAY A DAMN THING.
boobafette
dont talk to the cops
RealFuckinNeeto
Everything you say can be used against you nothing you say will be used for you if your getting arrested your not talking out of it
Macnin10dos
Never under any circumstances talk to the police. They aren’t talking to you because they think you’re innocent
Frostycopper
I talk to witnesses and victims all the time though
ziralien
Even if they think you ARE innocent, they're still collecting information. And if you say something that can incriminate you on something >
ziralien
else? You bet your ass it's going to come up as a charge.
reineseele
"how could i have known that this epstein fella who always had barely legal females at their parties was into some shady stuff."-Trump
jamieb03303
BellsTheorem
The simplest and bestest advice.
Lexi343
I feel like if you actually said that you will definitely get a ticket.
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
I really wonder if this would work.
SecondToNine
Shut the fuck up, a good advice in any situation
TDhattrick1022
Correction, this ^ is the best legal advice
DuelingBrothers
I've never heard a lawyer say otherwise, and they love to argue about stuff like this.
taurondir
That's the biggest problem with "an arrest". They can be 100% wrong and you 100% right but you have to survive long enough to talk /1
taurondir
to a lawyer, and it's never guaranteed that even being totally compliant will work, but because of "the law" it's the only main option ffs.
ATLandNerdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
Higure
Wonderful video. Love when cop comes in and says "What he said."
ATLandNerdy
It is, but man he talks fast, tried to show it to my finacee, she's a non-native english speaker, and she just couldn't keep up
ScottTheScottishScotsman
My god it must suck living in America where public servants don't help the public and instead try to entrap them
TakuanSoho
No, same thing in France mon ami
soennecken
I live in Germany. When the cops want to talk to you? You shut the fuck up. Not an exclusively American thing.
wantednokes
unfortunately, even Canada has it's driving-while-black problems in big cities.
Flodos
I've always wondered how well this works if the reason cops are on you is, say.. Existing While Black.
CharlesNasty713
Maybe be less black.
BellsTheorem
"Anything you say can and will be used against you". Still shut the fuck up.
TheRealGritty
If a cop is beating the shit out of you and you're screaming (understandable) they can say youre being aggressive and deserved it
triggrhaapi
They'll probably say that anyway, but any way you can deny them justification is worth trying.
SomeDetroitGuy
That's when this is most applicable. You can't say anything to talk your way out of it but can say plenty to talk your way into trouble.
HavelTh3Rock
well if the cops are going to shoot/beat you, there's nothing you're going to *say* that's going to make them not beat you. (1/2)
HavelTh3Rock
Best case scenario, you just piss them off a bit with what you said. (2/2)
HanzDirkwell
Instructions unclear. Told the cops to shut the fuck up. WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo??
niknights
As per the prior legal advice: You. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
ATLandNerdy
When they're done beating you, shut the fuck up.
nclu
And while they're beating you, shut the fuck up
DontTazeMeBrah
"Your wife beats me (off) harder"
ATLandNerdy
"I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability" --Ron White
nclu
They profiled me. See, they were pulling over everyone that night driving down that particular... sidewalk