The best legal advice you can get.

Oct 21, 2021 12:52 PM

OctopussSevenTwo

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But, I -like- murdering people. While I eat Moon Pies. It helps me relax.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"This non-murder PSA was brought to you by 7up and Moonpie Inc."

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is he talking to his cop buddies?

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By "chilling out" does he mean roaching a bowl? I mean you obviously have muchies if you're drinking 7up & eating eating a moon pie.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I fucking love Grady Judd. He is hilarious to listen to

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not a 7 up with a moon pie, it has to be an RC Cola ! what's a matter you ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Bad news: I can't tell if he's talking to the general public or his fellow officers.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Stop murdering people..." *Slaps forehead* - 'Of Course!'

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I tried quitting murdering people cold turkey, but as some point you do get the urge again to murder. I mean it's addictive (this is a joke)

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is he talking to cops?

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I think all that sugar would drive me into a murderous rage.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

'Damn, I'm all out of Moon Pies, guess it's murdering time...'

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, is he talking to civilians or to his own officers?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably both!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. This is Sheriff Grady Judd. He is a complete fucking scumbag. Give 'em a search.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Yeah asshats stop murdering unarmed black people

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

If i ate a moonpie and drank some 7up, that might just send me into a murderous rampage! Lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drank the 7-up but I didn't have a Moonpie. Murder 1.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: You can pop your moonpie in the microwave for 10 seconds. It's a redneck delicacy.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But I heard that microwaving them releases all the moonpie rage toxins! Now I'm so confused...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah Grady Judd. The Joe Arpaio of Polk County FL..

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And don't speak to the Police without a lawyer present. Invoke your 5th amendment right!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that Grady? Fucken idiot.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I think its Bob Saget

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Got two boxes of moonpies yesterday, ya'll are safe until next Thursday

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this advice for cops?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So... if moon pies aren't available at the store I can murder someone?

4 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Still frowned upon in most districts.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, I just ran out of 7up...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only if you're a cop.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think that only applies if there are no moon pies or 7up.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's correct

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can be the Moonpie Maniac

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The 7-UP Slayer

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The 7-Moon Strangler?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes let's go with that lol

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And shut the fuck up

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RULE 1

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That's tomorrow

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Everyday is shut the fuck up Friday though.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Never miss an opportunity to shut the hell up.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah, see. this comment is LEGAL advice (already happened, now what?), whereas the post is more LIFE advice (before you need legal advice)

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, yes. But you can get fucked by the system on more than just murdering people. So the best advice when you're detained? It's really >

4 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 4

I think it’s not about contact with police and more about life in general. People sipping 7-Up and eating Moonpies ain’t killing folks.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Except the Moonpie Stuffer. He murders people, stuffs 'em like moonpies, then eats them while drinking a 7-Up

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ok. Admittedly I did not contemplate the evil ways of The Moonpie Stuffer. I stand corrected.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to lawyer up and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

4 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE even if you are the most well-meaning, innocent, love the police type of person, you should not talk to police

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Never talk to cops besides maybe getting a speeding ticket. Once they pull you out of the car, DON’T SAY A DAMN THING.

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dont talk to the cops

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Everything you say can be used against you nothing you say will be used for you if your getting arrested your not talking out of it

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Never under any circumstances talk to the police. They aren’t talking to you because they think you’re innocent

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I talk to witnesses and victims all the time though

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Even if they think you ARE innocent, they're still collecting information. And if you say something that can incriminate you on something >

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

else? You bet your ass it's going to come up as a charge.

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"how could i have known that this epstein fella who always had barely legal females at their parties was into some shady stuff."-Trump

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The simplest and bestest advice.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I feel like if you actually said that you will definitely get a ticket.

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I really wonder if this would work.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut the fuck up, a good advice in any situation

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Correction, this ^ is the best legal advice

4 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

I've never heard a lawyer say otherwise, and they love to argue about stuff like this.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's the biggest problem with "an arrest". They can be 100% wrong and you 100% right but you have to survive long enough to talk /1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

to a lawyer, and it's never guaranteed that even being totally compliant will work, but because of "the law" it's the only main option ffs.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wonderful video. Love when cop comes in and says "What he said."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is, but man he talks fast, tried to show it to my finacee, she's a non-native english speaker, and she just couldn't keep up

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My god it must suck living in America where public servants don't help the public and instead try to entrap them

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, same thing in France mon ami

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I live in Germany. When the cops want to talk to you? You shut the fuck up. Not an exclusively American thing.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

unfortunately, even Canada has it's driving-while-black problems in big cities.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered how well this works if the reason cops are on you is, say.. Existing While Black.

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Maybe be less black.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Anything you say can and will be used against you". Still shut the fuck up.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

If a cop is beating the shit out of you and you're screaming (understandable) they can say youre being aggressive and deserved it

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

They'll probably say that anyway, but any way you can deny them justification is worth trying.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's when this is most applicable. You can't say anything to talk your way out of it but can say plenty to talk your way into trouble.

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

well if the cops are going to shoot/beat you, there's nothing you're going to *say* that's going to make them not beat you. (1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Best case scenario, you just piss them off a bit with what you said. (2/2)

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Told the cops to shut the fuck up. WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo??

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

As per the prior legal advice: You. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

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When they're done beating you, shut the fuck up.

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And while they're beating you, shut the fuck up

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Your wife beats me (off) harder"

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"I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability" --Ron White

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They profiled me. See, they were pulling over everyone that night driving down that particular... sidewalk

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