RealLifeOfPie

3020 pts · June 23, 2014


That and Forrest Gump ruined it for all of us.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope it helps just a little knowing that, while it will never be the same, it will be good again.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m so sorry. The best thing said to me as I grieved was “There is a very definite before and after it happened but both can be good.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got Jenny Slate initially but I can see Daniel now

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are way undervaluing your skills and your time! Don’t be afraid to charge what you deserve. That cake would be $60 or up most places.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a feature now that allows you to select memories you do not want to be reminded of. Pretty useful actually.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She didn’t pursue alimony but it probably would have helped her since his decision meant she had to find a job after 23 years of raising us.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My mom stayed home and raised 3 kids. When my little brother was 17 my dad had an affair and left my mom.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lost my little brother a year and a half ago. The hardest part has been the Mom part. Lots of love to you both.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are you based? I'm in Central Florida and I get shocked reactions at $4.50/serving

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm in the process of learning how they all work (there's still another box of them) but most I've found have ripped shutters.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And we'll all float on alright"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This made me realize that I've just given up on being able to read small print.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very talented!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of my favorite videos ever. I can't even explain why.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like bees and it makes me very anxious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How long before people think he got a tattoo of that 'internet charmander?'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a baker, fuck your color swatch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flip it back? Also, fuck that guy who stole your stereo.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

This has caused me to develop a taste for things no one else in the house will eat.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used to wait outside the bathroom door holding my breath until he came out. I couldn't fix him.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I had the audiobook. It sounded like a 13 year old reading, but also a Jewish mother. I didn't make it far.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's looking right at me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never saw the problem wearing a push-up bra. I......I get it now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

My work shirts say "brisket is for lovers." Wore it to SOBE last year and almost got mugged for it more than once.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0