Can you watch the kids for a bit?
-2
0
75
Do your flipping job!
-1
4
284
Let’s make them famous ?
2029
335
71220
Make him famous
-4
1
158
Walked in to CEO's office expecting to fight or be fired and walked out with a raise.
2605
172
110453
Marriage is awesome
10
18
454
Forgot my phone. What did people do when they poop before phones? It was horrible.
49
55
2388
Secret Santa is back, not falling for that again
-2
12
261
MRW our company moved and 8 managers didn't think to change our address on our website... We are a web design firm. OMFG!
38
1
1716
After 10 years, my crazy ex just requested me on FB.
29
4
1138
How in the hell does he play the flute in a closed helmet with no mouth hole? Been bothering me for 25 years.
14
12
636
Never Forget... This POS
50
26
590
Making the Mini Rocketeer
98
15
3761
Boss made me fire someone bc he wanted to hire his friend
26
21
930
MRW the sales guy lost $100k sale he said was a sure thing
1542
105
91308
MRW work closed the entrance from employee lot
5
5
339
Fell and cut my knee. Cut healed with a rock inside it.
2
3
200
MRW helping our Boss mount a TV
26
1
1005
HR guy just asked me if I have cocaine on my nose.
43
15
1310
Beware of James Bond
17
1
1038
That was a mistake!
16
18
555
If countries had warning labels like drugs of all the things that can kill you before you travel to them.
7
3
391
Happy Halloween
1593
110
63579
So.... Rise of Skywalker got Leaked
4
3
637
Client said I delayed the project but I have 10 unanswered emails that say otherwise.
14
9
675
Father/Daughter costumes. What happens when a 4 yo gets to be a super hero! Amazingness that’s what.
1200
80
75592
MRW boss asks me and others to work on something internal for weeks and then cancels the presentation.
1
2
176
Lost a build commission but helped out a mom.
4
1
224
MRW I realize that the flu wiped out all other managers and I am in charge.
19
1
736
MRW Customer asks for a refund/credit for a FREE item.
56
4
3394
Just when I think I have this parenting thing worked out.
29
13
1127
Shower thoughts:
8
14
1214
Boss just cussed out the wrong person. Our head of HR.
38
7
1279
MRW I can see these step moms clearly aren't that stuck.
90
12
3643
Don't ask Brown's Chicken for All White Meat on a 2pc meal.
-1
0
118
MRW Boss sends me a login for a client and nothing else.
14
4
914
Went to an escape room that wasn't fully reset for us so we couldn't finish it.
4
6
350
My wife gave up coffee for Lent.
35
12
1105
MRW: Boss tells the client they are the ones who screwed up.
2
3
319
MRW interviewee comes in jeans and a flannel to a suit job. Wants $90k, 3 day work week, telecommute, and 3 weeks vacation.
0
13
196
Having a great day
15
5
625
I imagine hell is just trying to remember the password to the account you don't remember.
2
1
236
First Movie Crush: Batman & Robin came out I was 14.
9
1
334
Secret Santa never delivered, neither did replacement Secret Santa.
9
6
351
Keep emailing me, maybe I will buy your new sales platform that I don't need or want.
1
1
338
Made the biggest sale IN COMPANY HISTORY. Boss doesn't want to pay me the commission since I am not officially a sales person.
1987
482
90805
My 10th favorite
4334
381
125129
Spent 2 hours today writing a report for the wrong client.
8
1
734
Wifey asked if she’s the only one I’ve ever been with. I said “yes, the others were 8’s, 9’s, and 10’s.”
34
8
1443
1st time participating in a Imgur Secret Santa. Mine did not deliver. I hate people.
-1
8
235
MRW Coworker has a hickey. Said the dog kicked him.
51
18
3614
It's my cake day!!! (sorry not sorry)
5
5
273
MRW: Living in Chicago area, Boss asked if I am coming in tomorrow.
21
9
707
MRW my coworker says they haven't seen ANY Indiana Jones movies.
29
19
1159
MRW I see all the secret santas and the person I sent to hasn't posted it.
36
10
1674
Wait... What? S.O. is mad because she said she was exhausted so I left her alone. Mad because I ignored her complaint and didn't engage her. FML
35
19
1461
A new year means new memes. Show me what you got Imgur. Happy New Year.
14
10
2463
MRW: Playing RDR2 Online for the first time and you just want a to get your horse and other players murder you repeatedly.
12
4
4656
Interviewed a job applicant that didn't know what job he was interviewing for.
2978
315
137068