RealLifeDexter
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#fail #funny #wtf
Jan 10, 2019 3:58 PM
RealLifeDexter
26728
56
5
#fail #funny #wtf
AndromedaNichole
“I fell on a running vacuum cleaner” would’ve been better.
JamiePittman0000
Karmaisabee
davesaint01930
In middle school, I had a slingshot. I shot an acorn at a friend, it hit him in the neck. Everyone at school thought it was a hickey.
iWillReverseIt
icameforboobsbutstayedtotroll
My nickname was Hick at Kmart for this reason.
Theg00dshepard
Maybe dat bitch did..............well maybe.........ahhh never mind
scotskies
TheBestestElite
Your supposed to say you got yourself with a hot hair curler ;-)
Asdfjlk
Dog from Niagara Falls, probably wouldn’t know her
ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCorgis
What are they against company policy or something? Why the fuck would you make an excuse for that?
RealLifeDexter
Girls proudly wear mushroom stamps on their faces when I dated them. God I miss middle school.
RealLifeDexter
Two unrelated statements.
jmaginary
What is a mushroom stamps?
RealLifeDexter
Gentleman caller smacks the side of his peni onto his partner's skin in a forceful manner, leaving a mark, like a slap, in a mushroom shape.
RealLifeDexter
DON'T Google that!