Rayve1

353 pts ยท December 2, 2014


I like video games, cats, dogs and other animals. inbox animal pics pls

At my school all we had was our mad cunt of a teacher try to explain what a penis is. Oh boy those were the times

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"5 being in one night". Jesus' nutsack on a tricycle what the fuck, thank the almighty you atleast found out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time my mates mum said she thought I looked better with slightly long hair. Weird experience really.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unluckily in my area some people are still dicks when it comes to playing games. I couldn't give a shit but it can get bad because of em.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean to me it seemed like she meant it to be meanspirited, but I laugh at myself enough to realise I couldn't care less.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expect to never again be in a relationship. Fuck that noise, last two fucked me up badly

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nope, even with rinsing off skin can get damaged with soap if showering everyday. I've got rashes because of it, I do it every other day now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

But, showering everyday literally damages your skin.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Ah yes, the 6 partners a month I totally have. Ha...hahaha...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Woah let's go back a bit, some dudes are butt ugly, me for example.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, helps too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or actual suicidal people who are trying to cover it up. Damn ninjas.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like me some anti memes and anti jokes, but most of these were just wholesome and really boring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight up me and my mates joke sometimes how a random car would just end us so easily.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's weird, I fantasise about my death just because.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must have either gotten a switch that is 3 or 4 times as powerful or you are bullshitting. The game runs terribly and lag will appear.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah people have triggers and are wired different, but it still means that you are not on their mind in a way that is important.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why did you get down voted? Jeez.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless it's like super serious, like saying you'll kill a high ranking official with alot of detailed plans, it's all good probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew, wholesome, gross.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or cherries, or apples really. Both have toxins in em that can kill from too much consumption.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That moment when you have a reason to hate it as it makes you vomit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then he went around and did all of the, they say the poor bastard is still barely kicking it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah no, I think people would assume it's a bot, just like me. That shit don't happen for real.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man releases special gases to ward off predator from entering his metal box.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure alot of sjws call that cultural appropriation, where you "can't take things from other cultures". It is weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there that theory about home alone about how Kevin liking cheese pizza was basically an ad for pedos in Hollywood? Sure was weird.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0