Sex and General Genitalia Tips (In no particular order)

Roughly only 30% of women can cum vaginally and a lot of women have clits that are too sensitive for direct stimulation. Ask the lady what gets her off before assuming and don't get upset/discouraged if you can't make her cum. Keep trying new things and ways! Watch her masturbate, try toys, make her feel sexy and comfortable! For a lot of women, it's extremely psychological, so if they feel bad for making you feel bad, it'll never fucking happen.

A general rule of thumb is to get tested every ~3 months if you have 5 or more partners each month, every ~6 months if 3 or less partners each month and at the beginning of each new relationship. Make sure to get a blood test done, too, so aids/hepatitis/herpes are included in your test results, as well. Planned parenthoods and most walk-in clinics will do these tests. Get a pap smear at least yearly, even if you're married, ladies. FUCK RESPONSIBLY.

Seriously, it's actually pretty rare that a man has a distinct booby/booty preference. And if he's already got you naked, he wants what ya got so work that shit! The sexiest thing a person can do is be confident and it makes the sex better for the both of you!

You're only gay/bisexual if you're willing to be in a relationship with the same sex and/or opposite as well. Your sexuality is actually about who you can love, not who you're willing to fuck. Sex is sex and it can feel good from both sexes, don't get too caught up in feeling the need to label yourself. And don't call yourself bisexual just because you make out with other girls when you're drunk, it's immature. Too many people(especially women) label themselves as bi to feel unique, which is offensive to real bisexuals and why so many people don't believe bisexuality is real:(

You can fantasize about your sex and still be "straight". If you find you're on/off seriously attracted to men/women, you may just be pansexual, ie, falling for the person and not their genitals. But again, seriously the labels are not important, do what feels right! This shit's on a spectrum, yo.

Gay men and straight ladies think men's bodies are fucking hot, okay, stop thinking you're not hot, too! From the back of your head, down your spine and treasure trail, past the booty, down them thighs and to them toes, we think you're sexy, too! So be confident in what ya got, cause if she's naked with you, she likes what she sees! It makes me so sad to see comments all the time about how ugly men's bodies and dicks are :( Men are hot, dicks are hot! Western society just saturates itself with the female body to sell shit, but it doesn't mean men aren't EQUALLY as droolworthy, got it?

Seriously ladies, these aren't generally fun surprises, especially if the partner just washed their sheets! Also, some partners just won't be into that so it's best to find that out before things get hot and heavy. FYI, if a dude is grossed out by (some) period blood tho, he prolly ain't a keeper and obviously if you're a squirter and your partner doesn't think that's hot, that's just...not gonna work out...

Don't be that dude, you KNOW you don't last long in bed, warn your partner ahead of time! You're a shitty person if you don't >:[ Plenty of people will still fuck you with this knowledge AND try and help with the situation, dude, don't keep that a secret. BTW, average fuck time is 5 minutes so just last 7 minutes or more and that's good(general rule).

And if you have trouble ejaculating at all during sex, tell the person beforehand, don't just fuck them for 40+ minutes and then give up. It makes your partner feel like shit cause they don't know what's happening. Also, consider that you need an emotional bond to cum and prolly don't waste your time/energy on fucking randoms...(barring medical issues being the cause of course).

Sex in just one position only will be pretty boring for most people. Switch positions 2-4 times during sex(time permitting, of course). It keeps things interesting and allows for different angles of penetration, not to mention helps men last longer! Plus less stiffness overall :)

And with the changing of positions, change dat motion of the ocean, too! A mix of rhythms is typically best, barring a rough or slow sensual mood.

Speaking of rough, don't start off by going 0-100, take it slow at first or you might tear whatever hole you're hammering into because it ain't stretched out enough yet. Let it acclimate, man, ACCLIMATE!

And don't pound a hole relentlessly unless your partner says they like that cause that honestly just hurts a lot of people, es no bueno.

And to the ladies, don't ride the dick off unless he says he likes that, that can really hurt guys, too.

A 5.5 inch dick(average length) feels plenty big in certain positions! And in every position if it's in your ass, lol.

And likewise, a big dick feels VERY FKN BIG in those positions so, be careful with the weapon you wield, dude, cause that can really hurt some folks.

Don't feel bad if you're below average, be honest about your size and learn how to make the best of it with positions, rhythms and foreplay :) Being too big(8 inches+) can be equally as frustrating since vaginas are only 5.5-6.5 inches deep in the first place and not a whole lot of people are willing to take that in the butt...

And if you're a size queen, be open about that shit, don't put a partner down for not meeting your "requirements". Just ask beforehand, save you both the trouble.

The key to being an amazing lover is communicating with each partner!

Everyone likes things to be a bit different but there are definitely general things you can do to be awesome to everyone.

Foreplay is generally essential for any non-quickie, I think most of us know that but we lazy but no one remembers the kissing! Bad kissing ruins a mood, man.

Keep your drool in yo own damn mouth, don't try and eat the face, your lips should only be parted. PARTED, NOT WIDE THE FUCK OPEN. Just leave enough room for tongues to get through and DO NOT SHOVE YOUR TONGUE DOWN THEIR THROAT(unless they're weird and they like that shit) And also, be aware that not everyone likes french kissing so if you notice they never open their mouth to yours, that's probably gonna be a no for them, dawg. Also brush yo damn teeth.

Overall, kissing is integral to not only sex but relationships. Don't be shy to ask partners if you're doing a good job (Keep asking new partners if you don't see visible results of pleasure because, again, people like different things, sometimes the learning never stops)

Making out isn't just for teens, yo, it's for all ages :D

Underneath that mushroom cap, specifically the direct underside of it, is the most sensitive part of the penis(yes, even for snipped boys). Focus the tongue and sucking around the head and that area and drive him wild! But don't forget to stroke the shaft, too with your mouth and hands!

And balls need love, too! (Pls shave/trim them balls though if you want someone's mouth to go on it, it's just common courtesy).

On this note, with foreskin? Can give dry handjob usually. Without foreskin? Cannot give dry handjob, dear god pls spit on it.

Pro-tip: Pls tell ppl when you're about to cum, shove that dick to the back of your throat so that the cum goes right down and you'll taste very little of it(if you don't wanna, that is). 10 times better than spitting, don't spit it out, you'll literally be tasting it the most by that method, IDK why the fuck anyone does this. BTW, if you find your man has really rank spunk, take a look at his diet, it changes the taste(same for ladies but a less obviously so).

Your fertility is the highest from the average age of starting puberty(12-14) and slowly degrades over time(to being much less fertile after 35 for women). Basically, be extra careful when you're young(25 and under).

Use condoms AND birth control whenever possible. Being poor isn't an excuse, clinics/schools give out free condoms and birth control pills are generally free for those under 18. Plan B can be covered as well! And if you're an adult and these free things start disappearing, just remember if you think condoms/the pill is expensive, imagine how expensive an actual fucking baby is(or an abortion, seriously they're hundreds of dollars and they really hurt). Also, pro-tip, most universities/clinics/planned parenthoods will hand out free condoms to anyone so you easily never pay for condoms ever.

Seriously, don't rely on pulling out at all when you're younger. The men are too inexperienced to control themselves well enough and you ladies is too fertile.

Also, for the ladies, research your birth control options, different things work for different people! Talk to a doctor, too.

If someone doesn't show interest in fucking you before they get drunk/high or miserable, they don't want to fuck you and you're either being used by them or taking advantage of them.

What's interest? Flirting, actual dates, kissing, heavy petting, saying things like, "I want to bang you", etc. If in doubt, just ask, mention your interest and see what they say. And remember, someone can change their mind at any point. Yes now doesn't mean yes later or forever.

You might be cool with being used cause hey, you get laid but it really isn't cool to use someone for sex when it's not a mutual thing. If you find yourself frequently masturbating with the bodies of others, I genuinely recommend therapy, it signifies several mental health issues and it's never going to fulfill you or make you happy. Sex just to cum is a waste of sex for that other person, it's selfish and shitty to do that to someone who isn't down to do the same to you.

If you hit on someone at the start of the night and they shoot you down and then you try again later when they're fucked up, they have every right to consider that rape the next day. They didn't change their minds, you took advantage of their inebriation and their inability to make proper decisions. It's not drunk girls "regret being a slut". They actually do feel violated once they sober up(and sometimes during)(not limited to ladies, mind you).

Similarly, if someone only agrees to fuck you when they're completely miserable and you swooped in to take advantage of their vulnerability, that's really shitty of you, don't do that.

Foreplay is a MUST for most women to warm them up and get them really going. Foreplay is still highly appreciated by men, gets em extra horny and can help them last longer, too!

As a standard rule, foreplay should last as long as the sex does(yeah, you fucking read me). The shorter the sex, the longer the foreplay or afterplay should be, depending on the situation.

Quickies are exempt from this rule.

Some people will say this is not necessary, so ask them, but assume it's necessary unless told otherwise, don't get lazy with that shit, it rapidly declines your sex life with a given partner.

Seriously, no one can be fully "trusted" with your nudes. Phones, etc can also be hacked. Also remember that your provider/snapchat/facebook, etc, store your photos 5ever so don't send anything you don't mind a third party possibly seeing(not that they care). Also, for the love of god, turn iCloud off if you send/receive nudes on an iPhone.

Don't let anyone pressure you into sending pics, only do it if you're 100% comfortable and feel free to keep your face out of the pics if that makes you feel more comfortable.

If you're under 18, I highly recommend looking up laws in your area regarding underage photos because you can actually get into trouble for sending nudes to teens even if you are a teen so uh, I really don't recommend until you're an adult adult.

Obviously I recommend don't be a fucking shitbag and post anyone's photos or show them to anyone else without permission but to everyone out there, send nudes assuming the worst in a person and don't send anything that would hurt you if it got out. Also, take some nice nudes, man, get dat good lighting, dress it up, make that shit fancy. Make em so good your partner will keep scrolling back in their camera roll just to see dat body again;) (Also, yeah, assume the person will keep your pictures for forever)

Do not go 0-100 with anal!!!

Beginners need to be warmed up for days-weeks with assplay(toys and fingering). The bigger the dick they gotta take, the more warm up required! And lube is always 100% necessary!

Enemas can help make the experience much cleaner but if you don't have the patience, just eat a good diet the day before and day of and try it out in the shower. Feel free to stop your partner if you feel you're gon poop. (You definitely gon have to poop when he finishes either way the first few times and you may not poop quite right the whole day, depending on how much the hole has been stretched).

Dicks feel 2-3 times bigger inside an asshole, so bear that in mind and don't go straight to pounding at the hole, men, take it slow at first!

USE CONDOMS, USE THEM AND YES STILL USE MORE LUBE EVEN WITH CONDOMS, SRSLY THE ASS MAKES NO LUBRICATION, USE LUBE.

Don't pressure anyone into anal, they won't enjoy it, they'll resent you for stabbing them in the asshole, it fucking hurts.

And don't double dip from ass to vagina or mouth, you'll give her an infection and human feces is actually toxic(ain't you seen human centipede?). Just because you see it in porn(that's highly edited, ya know), doesn't mean you do that in real life, that's nasty.

Did you just fuck an asshole? Go and thoroughly scrub that dick clean, even if you used a condom. Some one's gonna suck that later, man, take care of it! Ladies/bottoms should shower after, too. Lube makes fecal matter drip out, just everyone hose off afterwards.

So many people just ignore man nipples and balls, it makes me sad :(

Lots of men love their balls to be handled and love their nipples to be played with, too! They're more than just a dick, okay!

Most people will appreciate, if not require, you to kiss/lick/bite more areas than just the obvious to get them really going. The above are the most common areas but ask your partner or try for yourself to see what areas they like. Don't be shy to explore their bodies a little :)

BTW, don't bite hard unless you know they like that shit, real fkn mood killer if they're not into hard biting.

And don't leave hickeys on someone without their permission, that shit can get teens grounded and adults fired for being unprofessional. The average person will mark if you suck moderately hard for 3 or more seconds so suck skin responsibly.

Lick doesn't mean slobber, kissing everywhere is always appreciated:)

Men: Hold the edge of the condom as you pull out to keep it on yo dick as you pull out and check that the condom doesn't drip when you hold it up. If it drips or the condom doesn't come out perfectly on your dick, get plan B. The $$ it costs for Plan B is a fuckton cheaper than abortions/a baby.

Also, wear a condom that fits! Don't wear a regular if you need a smaller size, don't wear a regular if there's no magnums around, it's going to break or leak. If it feels like its squeezing your base or entire dick or doesn't roll all the way down, it's too smol. Even 6.5 inches can need magnums, depending on girth.

Ladies, if you gon be a hoe(<3), carry all sizes of condoms, don't rely on the man to provide that.

Especially important for women to avoid UTI's, but also still helpful for men.

Wipe the area first or shower and then piss.

This will also keep you smellin fresh, making it a lot more appealing to fuck/suck you some more later :)

As a general rule, a condom should be changed after every 15-20 minutes of intercourse, depending on roughness and lubrication to reduce the chance that it will break. I recommend lube even with condoms unless the girls a waterfall.

I also recommend lifestyle>trojan. All the condoms that I've personally experienced to break were trojans, I do not trust them >:[ Incidentally, they make better water balloons, though.

So use another form of birth control in longterm relationships and don't fuck a dude if you're ovulating and only using condoms.

Also check expiration dates, they matter. And store condoms in a cool, dry place. Ie, not your wallet, purse or car, for example, those are all shit places that will wear it out and cause it to break easily.

Clean genitals taste and smell good and are MUCH more enjoyable to go down on. You want to keep getting head? Be clean! This also means rinsing the soap THOROUGHLY off so that it doesn't taste like soap.

General rule is that it's best to go down on someone within 1-4 hours of them having last washed that area.

Some people won't care, but assume they care until they say otherwise:)

Hell, make it a party, fuckin 69.

Extra thick condoms, orgasms before sex to help with endurance(either with foreplay or masturbation), do math in your head, switch positions and rhythms often, use lube, etc, are among the many things you can do to last longer in bed :)

Afterplay can also more than make up for a lack of "earlier performance" so don't feel bad, just be honest about the issue. A good partner will work with you on it :)

Red advice mallard says if it's really an issue, consider adult circumcision. This can help make you a little less sensitive, (note: CAN help, it doesn't for everyone despite popular belief, talk to a doctor) and from stories from others, it's not a particularly scary/painful operation either).

Keep track of your period start/end dates. Consult a doctor if it's wildly irregular or frequently late of 5 days or more.

Keep a track of your ovulation as well if you're sexually active. Ovulation is most easily noticeable by the discharge(white, extra creamy) coming out of your vagina that lasts 2-3 days, near the middle of your cycle. Bear in mind, if you weren't aware, that you will not ovulate on hormonal birth control.

Remember kiddies, sperm can live from 3-5 days inside of lady bits and you ovulate for 2-3 days a month. Get familiar with your cycle to know when to be the most careful!

Seriously, before AND after, especially if you don't store them somewhere sterile, which you probably do not.

Get the right toy cleaner for your toys(silicone, glass, latex? they might need different cleaners!) And eye that expiry date on the toy cleaner, too!

Sorry lesbians, but you should be buying a new strapon for each new partner to reduce disease/bacteria spread. This goes for all penetrative toys, don't share them between partners!

Seriously, guys, you're like all dehydrated.

If you find you can't stay hydrated, eat more fruits/vegetables and drink more water! Less coffee and alcohol.

Persistently dark or smelly pee could mean a UTI, bladder infection or other, consult a doctor ASAP, especially if you experience any burning or strong urge to pee at all times.

Seriously, it's a giant red flag. If someone won't use a condom, they ain't using them with anyone.

There are non latex condom options, too, don't let the "I have a latex allergy, wah" excuse, get ya.

Don't even fuck them with a condom, HPV/Herpes can transfer from skin to skin contact only, just go home/kick them out, they're not worth the risk.

Seriously, 50 shades got people hospitalized because they thought they knew what they were doing.

Research what you'd like to try and figure out how to do it safely AND respectfully. Also start out slow or with someone experienced in the kink if you can, don't try and go hardcore right away.

Also, safe words is serious business, take it seriously, same with consent non consent. Don't guess where the boundaries are, KNOW where they are via communicating with your partner.

That's right, folks, you might have something and not know it! SO GET TESTED

Skin to skin contact means, aside from the obvious, touching their genitals and then touching your own. Condoms cannot 100% protect you from herpes and hpv because it can transfer from the skin so keep this in mind. (If someone says herpes is no big deal, everyone has it, don't fuck them).

Just because something is asymptomatic(for now) doesn't mean it's not going to be a serious issue for you and for someone else. Fuck responsibly and get tested often if you're sleeping with a lot of people. Atlanta literally has an AIDs epidemic right now because everyone's bein a hoe and not getting tested since HIV can take years to show symptoms.

I cannot stress enough how important protection is and getting thoroughly tested in accordance to your lifestyle is. It could literally save your life and that of others.

Also, I feel it should go without saying but- if you KNOW you have an STI/STD, TELL YOUR PARTNER. You're a fucking shit person if you know you have something and fuck someone without telling them or only tell them afterwards. On this same note, if you test positive for something, contact your recent conquests and tell them to get tested.

FUCK.RESPONSIBLY.

Ladies, remember that men CANNOT be tested for HPV so ALWAYS get tested after getting into a new relationship and get gardasil! It's expensive as f if you're over 18 but well worth it to avoid cancer. It now can be given to women 45 and under and they're still giving it to men and women who are 11-18 for free. It's more effective if given before sexual activity begins. To people and parents, the shot is safe but please speak to your doctor about the HPV shots if you have concerns.

Many things can cause UTI's in women so look that shit up and take preventative measures. Keep dat pussy clean, wipe front to back, change underwear at least daily, more if you workout or are having lots of sex.

Cranberry juice is your friend, but any acidic juice will work to clear up minor UTI's(such as OJ). Alcohol, dairy and sugar all make yeast/UTI infections worse.

Don't ignore these, get them treated right away! And do not have sex with either, not only can you pass the infection to your partner, but you'll make it worse for yourself.

A clean pussy is a happy pussy :) Also a bladder infection can shut down your kidneys and kill you, so you know, take care of yoself, you is important :)

Most ladies like some tongue action on the clit AND 1-2 fingers in the pink(maybe the stink, too, ask them). Keep them nails trimmed and do a "come hither" motion inside of her(don't just ram your finger in there like it's a dick) and suck/lick that clit. Ask her what she likes and what feels good :)

Most men like the tongue action and mouth sucking AND a good ole tug. Give the balls some attention, too, maybe the ass, ask what they like!

Bottom line, oral sex shouldn't literally just involve your mouth unless that's all your partner requests you do. It's also a hands on experience :D

Seriously, expired lube can give you a nasty UTI and expired condoms break extremely easily.

Some lubes have a BB date, some have a use within this period, date. Read labels and follow them!

Seriously, speak to a doctor about your birth control options and how they will work with your medical history.
As a base, the pill is not recommended for any smokers, women over 35 or those with a history of blood clots. But there are lots of disqualifiers and for many, the pill just makes them too moody/miserable to stay on.

Different methods work for different women so go into this adventure expecting to have to try a few options. Thoroughly do your research, especially since pills and other methods do get recalled at times. Remember that adjusting to any new hormonal BC will cause side effects(common ones include spotting, irregular periods, weight gain, acne and mood swings) so pay attention to your body during the first 3-4 months and see them right away if you feel something is wrong. If side effects persist longer than 4 months, consider that this option is not right for your body.

It's also important to take the pill at the SAME time EVERY day, every damn day. And take a good look at that list of DRUGS NOT TO TAKE WITH THE PILL and ask your doctor about that, too.

Lastly, DON'T STOP USING CONDOMS JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PILL!!! Unless you're in a secure, monogamous relationship, continue to use condoms to protect your health!