QuestionableDinosaurFacts

4858 pts ยท March 17, 2011


Dinosaur facts.

Female dinosaurs loved to cosplay Star Wars characters when it first came out in their area. In particular, Jabba the Hutt was popular.

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Small victories like these were a requirement in dinosaur society. T-rexes in particular found it difficult to compete in a harsh job market

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Some of the Emperor's finest heavy support units were actually armored dinosaurs holding intense yoga poses for many hours a day.

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This kind of prank was popular among diplodocus herds back in 1998.

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Magic casters were shunned in dinosaur society for generations, until the release of The Chamber of Secrets was successfully translated.

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Dinosaurs took the stars shortly after humans in 1969; they soon discovered the moon was made of chalk, not cheese, as was once believed.

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The educational needs of dinosaurs were often met by their amphibian comrades. Froxford was one of the most popular universities.

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Various dinosaur clans kept pets such as these for centuries. That is, up until the great war for south-east Michigan in 1928.

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@OP Be well.

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"Questionable."

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containing, and protecting dinosaurs. 2/2

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They have a complete disregard for the value of human life, and a largely amoral outlook on things, but otherwise they're just securing 1/2

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Teg

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This wasn't me. I swear.

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Nope. They were dead. Mostly.

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Denny's knows their stuff when it comes to dinosaurs.

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selfies exist on the internet, today. Only the truly exiled of the dinosaurs would risk such a flagrant act of misconduct. 2/2

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Photographs like these were one reason dinosaurs swore to never use the internet again, back in 1610 A.D. This is why almost no dinosaur 1/2

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sauce less sloppy. Unfortunately, there's a 50/50 chance the patties are caked in pepper or something, so some of them never came back. 2/2

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The local tyrannosaurs stopped by McDonald's for a Grand Mac. It was like a Big Mac, except the larger patties made the lettuce and 1/2

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Ichthyosaurs were also fans of modeling. They weren't quite as skilled as you, but they loved the feeling of the craft, anyway.

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several brave herbivores, aimed above. Groot himself met their descendants hundreds of years later, after they had colonized the stars. 2/2

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Groot was present during the expansion of dinosaur-kind into the stars. Their version of NASA (DASA) launched a rocket piloted by 1/2

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the bears for control of territory before the war truly broke out. It's sad to see this dino-fu in action between brethren. 2/2

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Dinosaurs with skills like these haven't been seen for thousands of years! These particular moves were originally developed to combat 1/2

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perished when the asteroid came, as it was actually attached to rockets, and piloted by the moon men. 2/2

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I don't know who told you that, but the mole people were allied with the dinosaurs for generations. Both the moles and the dinosaurs 1/2

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Yes! However, the guns had rather small magazines compared to the ones we have today. They could kill maybe one or two bears per clip.

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Also, have a dinosaur-related image.

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You're welcome, @iusedtobeanadveturerlikeyoubuttheniretired

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