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Go to lunch then...
Bear sits next to photographer https://youtu.be/rbE53XUtVw0
Mar 17, 2017 6:56 PM
davidwallacecfo
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Bear sits next to photographer https://youtu.be/rbE53XUtVw0
AimScreamPee
Look at those claws.
Actualdeadpool
3142
'Hey, mate, them fish are already spoken for, just sayin' - the bear, probably.
EverythingIsStaticNothingIsForever
I would piss myself.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Clearly he had his bear spray on.
FN2187Traitor
The bear must've had a big lunch already
HeartsAndStars
Shut the fuck up, Walter. Let me die in peace.
WorkingBear
He's so fuzzy looking! I want to hug him. I would probably die, but ughh...
AssapoopshitsMassachusetts
It's acceptable to shit yourself, right?
WatDaPho
Did you confess to him or did he confess to you?
jdpt
Does he want to get mauled? Because that's how people get mauled.
catnipeverbean
*shits pants*
maintaineyecontact
railgap
Photographer shits next to bear.
Davesnothere1414
Balls of fucking steel.
thisisnottheusernameyouwerelooking4
Beary nice to make your acquaintance
holyflea
mrpixel5
I mean if it doesn't charge you from behind and slaughter you , you should be good .... right ? It's just there for a little sit.
imaginedear
Man you ain't gwin to catch any fish on the shore.
Septagrim
"You catch'n anything bud? Okay see ya later." - Bear probably
shipshiphooray
"man, they just aren't biting today"
clevonjr
McNeal River, Alaska
believeitornotimnothome
...Treadwell? Anyone heard about Grizzly Man? STAY AWAY FROM GRIZZLIES. Dammit.
anonwhymouse
Exactly. Play stupid games,win stupid prizes
javiersalinas00
I can't bear this anymore
copingcabana
"Let's all go...to the MAUL!" - Robin Sparkles, probably
DEHUC
Keep shotgun closer ...
TehMightyEngineer
Yeah, that shotgun in the other chair is not gonna help in time. Yikes!
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Thats a good looking bear
drunation
good thing you wore the brown pants
tiagomnf
Oh Deadpool ...
yomancs
You mean he has brown pants now
Iknowphotoshop
Bear's thinking, "He's part brown, smells bad, must be fellow bear. Bye fellow bear!"
Dreadric
SeriousPotato1
Dead pool would be proud of this guy
RelativelyWellAdjusted
melbollen
Was white when he left home
FriendOfBeast
And had brown chairs!
weeataku
QuestionableDinosaurFacts
Bears roamed in similar numbers during the cretaceous, where they dueled dinosaurs for supremacy. The dinosaurs failed when the bears
QuestionableDinosaurFacts
developed nuclear arms, bearing them in battle against their time-worn foes. 2/2
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
pappymill
I'm teaching my kids about mass extinction. I never knew that. Did the dinosaurs at least have guns to fight back?
QuestionableDinosaurFacts
Yes! However, the guns had rather small magazines compared to the ones we have today. They could kill maybe one or two bears per clip.
pappymill
Now what about this so called asteroid? I was taught the mole ppl came and killed the dinosaurs. Is that true questionabledinosaurfacts?
QuestionableDinosaurFacts
I don't know who told you that, but the mole people were allied with the dinosaurs for generations. Both the moles and the dinosaurs 1/2
BananenHammer
I wonder why stuff like that happens. What made that bear so chill that day?
BameGoycolor
Dude, bears are pretty tight but in the movies they always have babies and are just trying to protect them but in real life they are pretty
keeeenny
He wasn't causing a threat and the bears were probably full on fish so there would be no need to attack him
DelayedGandalf
Pretty sure this is from Katmai national park in Alaska... no humans live there no exposure and yes tons of Salmon
theshinobi23
His cousin from up north just gave him a Coke.
awooble
it might have been the fish. he probably had to sit and take a break, lol.
TonightsSpecialGuest
Could have just woken from hibernation.
DocEllis
That makes them irritable because they are starving by that point
Agent
Quality weed.
DocEllis
If it is right before winter, the bear could be too fat and happy to care. if it was spring, starving bear would fuck that guy up
imakeeper
Salmon runs are in summer, but the bears are super satiated and laid back.
Polymyositis
Plentiful salmon is the only reason a bear would be so calm.
MrCoolGuy
Maybe the bear has hook worm
Arkvoodle
Im pretty sure bears give 0 fucks unless you are in their territory or near their young. Fishing grounds are neutral zones.
Thoraxe123
(or your presence surprises them)
ElRadis
Or feel peckish
DelayedGandalf
You'd be mauled . They are always dangerous . We carry pistols big enough to kill a brown bear on daily hokes around anchorage in the summer
DelayedGandalf
Hikes ** what the hell is a hoke and why is it programmed in my autocorrect ???
anenglishmaninprague
Whilst that is true, there were young cubs playing in the river at the end
AimScreamPee
The bear was just showing him up. "I could kill you right now." -Bear
whitewingdevil
Look again, those aren't cubs. Those are adult bears fishing in the rapids.
SpiritoftheSands
Probably not this bears cubs
MakeItBackAlright
Predators base a lot of their behavior on whether they think you're another predator or prey. With no fear and behaviours that are familiar
MakeItBackAlright
to them you're predator and even though you're technically edible, you need to be desperate to want to shanked over a sandwich. Hence, chill
DelayedGandalf
...no.. do not come face to face with a bear thinking that. They rip you apart . Lifelong Alaskan here .
MakeItBackAlright
Yeah I don't fucking recommend going and trying to chill with your bear homies, but if they aren't trying to kill you and you aren't running
MakeItBackAlright
Away, that's probably why.
OhCommentMyComment
I like to think he knew the guy was photographing bears and doing good things for the bear community.
alenfishman
this makes me think of how my wife uses full sentences with our dog.
Zak57TR
MrCoolGuy
I take it you never saw that documentary about that guy who became "friends" with some bears
lordfarquat
^Timothy Treadwell
SherMattLockSmith
Brown bears are generally less hostile than other bears. They are curious and rarely wish to attack humans unless they feel threatened.
DelayedGandalf
Moose and bears are not to be messed with . I'd take a black bear any day of the week..
SherMattLockSmith
Black bears are the aggressive bears that will attack unprovoked. You run from black bears, with brown bears you just play dead.
DelayedGandalf
No. They will attack just cuz . There's a reason why alaskan's pack a bear pistol to go hiking through the woods
SherMattLockSmith
Also, the reason Alaskans carry bear pistols is because of the Alaskan Black Bear, not because of Brown Bears.
SherMattLockSmith
They really won't. The only time they will attack unprovoked is if they are either starving or you are in between a mother and her cubs.
DelayedGandalf
Haha ok.. I'll remember that next time I'm "provoking" a brown bear by standing on the river and it charges. Can I ask how many bears 1/
DelayedGandalf
Brown or black you've encountered face to face??
SherMattLockSmith
Black bears are the aggressive bears that will attack unprovoked. You run from black bears, with brown bears you just play dead.
DelayedGandalf
Black bears can be treed and scared away with loud noises or dogs.. brown will eat you and your dog and if your gun isn't big enough to 1/
DelayedGandalf
2 put it down it'll just get mad