PyroAvok

14086 pts ยท November 15, 2012


"Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? NOT FUCKING MANY!"

Gun Safety Rule #1: ALWAYS treat every gun as if it's loaded. Especially when you *know* it isn't.
Because you really don't.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah everything slots down into the legs. When they lifted it from the firebox the legs unhooked and were barely hanging on.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And at that point in the fallout lore most of America is genocidal maga-type nazis.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The NRA was ready to defend trans people's right to own a firearm when that Catholic school shooting in Minneapolis happened last year. Trump's admin floated banning guns for trans when the shooter turned out to be a trans gal and the NRA said "No" to the surprise of literally everyone.

So who knows?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"She's in mourning! She watched her husband get blown away right in front of her! Why don't *you* try public speaking coherently right after witnessing such a traumatic event?!??1?!"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude must have a hundred grandmas on cookieclicker

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 He only wrote that scene, he didn't cast it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

assuming

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree with you but minor nitpick: an AR (or any rifle, really) can fight an abrams. You just gotta shoot it in the weak point: the fuel truck driver.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Democrats fucked up bigtime when they alienated the folks willing to stand up to this.

Called em deranged bigots with small PPs, called em evil for not turning in their weapons when schools got shot up. Said they were losers unfit for the military and were LARPers in denial. All sorts of demeaning and vilifying rhetoric about 'gun fetishes' and 'murder fantasies'. "Stop trying to resist the government; ARs can't fight an Abrams you silly hillbilly."

Republicans said "you're one of us." and won

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"WE can, YOU can't."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My AuADHD brain: LIES!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Star-bellied sneeches.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That line in Blazing Saddles "All right... we'll give some land to the n****rs and the ch**ks. But we don't want the Irish!" wasn't satire.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of them do, it's arachnids that produce silk from their posterior.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Orphans go to the front of the train; didn't you watch the movie?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's Toni Lindgren. One of Elle's bandmates

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At this point I'm ready to accuse Death itself of being a fascist sympathizer. Where the fuck is Bill Door?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He told the car to go forward and then put the broom under the wheel. That was entirely his fault.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Beautiful men in sharp suits are also fucking hot.

Step 1.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I had my engineers invent a combustible lemon that burns your state down! Do you know who I am?!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He played wordle hours before the shooting. Which proves that video games are bad.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not "subtlety" an "attempt" at subtlety.

Or maybe this *is* an attempt at subtlety; in which case wow, that's kind of sad.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe you missed the "former"

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now tape a bunch to a broom and brush it against every congressperson that voted against the release of the epstein files, the whole israeli government, the whole ruzzian government, and every billionaire and c-level exec on the planet.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know that joke about the guy goes to heaven and sees a huge wall of dials that are everybody's lie counter, and asks where [your least favorite politican]'s dial is? And St. Peter says "Oh, it's in God's office, He's using it as a ceiling fan."

God uses trump's as a turbine motor for the wind tunnel He designs wings with.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If a four year old fell into a cryostasis thingy and was unfrozen 17 years later would anyone let them have alcohol? No. It's darn near the same thing.

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