This is my public profile. I should write something about myself! Uhm... Tits. Tits are nice. Like... they're round. And my friend Tim swears on his mums grave that they feel like bags of sand. Tim's a swell guy, we play with Pogs and have Beyblade battles. If this shit gets on the front page I will shit on something of your choice.
No he didn't. You're lying for fake internet points.
Stop it, get some help.
#8 I feel attacked. It's wrong to share memes? Ok...
Saw vid of a chinese dude get crushed in one of these. Big nope.
Totes normal pic of Hunter with five 9-yo girls giving him a massage exists. And you guys use him as trash talk. Wtfs wrong with you guys.
I've met far more ditsy and out of the loop young girls than I ever have young men. This is just wrong.
#13 This isn't the advertisement for communism the meme thinks it is.
At work is the only place where I don't shit where I eat. Only do that at home...
were. The I went through some boxes and found the mag again. Cables. The tower is to be supported by cables. Thicc, girthy, cables.
"The leaning tower of Pisa is to be supported by cabbles" - read in a science mag at like 10 y. Wondered my entire life what "cabbles" ->
Yeah, but men are just total assholes tho amirite?
You assume anyone other than the officers were even issued maps. The officers knew. The soldiers did not.
Some captured Ru troops said they didn't even know they were in Ukraine until they were ambushed. Low morale is understandable in that case.
If it's stupid but it's stupid, it's stupid.
This also applies to drug consumption.
Yeah, nah. My country is currently getting torn apart by unchecked immigration and vast cultural differences between peoples. Fuck this site
And people STILL don't understand why some are afraid of ANYTHING the govmnt gives us. Now it's a vaccine. We're ruled by psychopaths.
#1 I believe we're panspermed by an ASI to create another node in it's vast network. The UFOs flying around observe our progress in doing so
Yeah, nah. Aliums are here. 100%
I guess you guys haven't heard about all the weird shit flying around in our atmosphere since the 1940s?
runway in the jungle for 3 hours. Russian pilot arrives screeching over the runway in jeep; drunk as a skunk. Smoothest flight he ever flew.
One of dads colleagues was a UN observer going to some african country. Had to take private cargo plane last stretch. Waiting on dirt >>
#17 I... don't think that was a nurse practicioner. Rather a patient pretending to be one lol.
They don't care about us. They. Don't. Care. About. Us. So when they release a virus and create a "vaccine" in record time; I get skeptical.
We're ruled by a bunch of high functioning psychopaths. There are no sides, not really, just two entities played out against each other.>>>
I listen to the "Exploring the SCP-foundation" on Youtube for sleep. I was inside the endless IKEA as part of MTF. That dream was wiiild, yo
get to that point? If I'm habitually discarded because I'm awkward af at texting how am I to show I'm not? It's just... so... infuriating.
I'm absolutely dog shit at texting, and even talking over the phone is a chore. But IRL I have no issues, once I get going. But if I never>>