Pygmyshrew

6705 pts ยท September 19, 2013


This is my public profile. I should write something about myself! Uhm... Tits. Tits are nice. Like... they're round. And my friend Tim swears on his mums grave that they feel like bags of sand. Tim's a swell guy, we play with Pogs and have Beyblade battles. If this shit gets on the front page I will shit on something of your choice.

No he didn't. You're lying for fake internet points.
Stop it, get some help.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

#8 I feel attacked. It's wrong to share memes? Ok...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw vid of a chinese dude get crushed in one of these. Big nope.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totes normal pic of Hunter with five 9-yo girls giving him a massage exists. And you guys use him as trash talk. Wtfs wrong with you guys.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 44

I've met far more ditsy and out of the loop young girls than I ever have young men. This is just wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 24

#13 This isn't the advertisement for communism the meme thinks it is.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

At work is the only place where I don't shit where I eat. Only do that at home...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

were. The I went through some boxes and found the mag again. Cables. The tower is to be supported by cables. Thicc, girthy, cables.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The leaning tower of Pisa is to be supported by cabbles" - read in a science mag at like 10 y. Wondered my entire life what "cabbles" ->

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but men are just total assholes tho amirite?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

You assume anyone other than the officers were even issued maps. The officers knew. The soldiers did not.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some captured Ru troops said they didn't even know they were in Ukraine until they were ambushed. Low morale is understandable in that case.

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

If it's stupid but it's stupid, it's stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This also applies to drug consumption.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, nah. My country is currently getting torn apart by unchecked immigration and vast cultural differences between peoples. Fuck this site

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And people STILL don't understand why some are afraid of ANYTHING the govmnt gives us. Now it's a vaccine. We're ruled by psychopaths.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 I believe we're panspermed by an ASI to create another node in it's vast network. The UFOs flying around observe our progress in doing so

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, nah. Aliums are here. 100%

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess you guys haven't heard about all the weird shit flying around in our atmosphere since the 1940s?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

runway in the jungle for 3 hours. Russian pilot arrives screeching over the runway in jeep; drunk as a skunk. Smoothest flight he ever flew.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of dads colleagues was a UN observer going to some african country. Had to take private cargo plane last stretch. Waiting on dirt >>

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 I... don't think that was a nurse practicioner. Rather a patient pretending to be one lol.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't care about us. They. Don't. Care. About. Us. So when they release a virus and create a "vaccine" in record time; I get skeptical.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We're ruled by a bunch of high functioning psychopaths. There are no sides, not really, just two entities played out against each other.>>>

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I listen to the "Exploring the SCP-foundation" on Youtube for sleep. I was inside the endless IKEA as part of MTF. That dream was wiiild, yo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get to that point? If I'm habitually discarded because I'm awkward af at texting how am I to show I'm not? It's just... so... infuriating.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm absolutely dog shit at texting, and even talking over the phone is a chore. But IRL I have no issues, once I get going. But if I never>>

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0