Aug 28, 2021 5:39 AM
TigersOnAcid
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CarlPearce
I've caused a similar reaction with a different substance...
FUFR
showed this to my wife. I never been so warned up front..
brandump
She having a dream about the worst strawberry ever made
dreante
The irony is that now she's salty.
tcdriver
And she never trusted him again
HeywouldJablowme
Still cute..
poppadum
I'm totally going to try this! Let's see... Got a lemon... now I just need my wife to come back...
ashittypuncomment
Treblaine
"all this shitposting has made me mighty thirsty"
TheViking333
#1 rule with my boys about pranks that we all agree on: Don't fuck with our sleep.
olte
This was filmed by an intruder. A weird, mostly harmless, intruder.
VulpineEmpress
Looks like she would've responded the same way as a baby
RElGNMAN
My wife said, “I would divorce that man and how does she sleep with so much light?” That first part was for me in case I get any ideas.
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
v
dspsbl14ent
Pally01
Never fall asleep around other people, got it.
cryborg
Just yeeted her out of a peaceful dream
holeybear
I wanna know what kind of dream she’s having
I think she Was cuddling with 3 dogs and getting a facial massage from 2 kittens. NOW she's drowning in an ocean of acid.
Mikestew07
metroid2
That thing makes me rage. I hate how it screams.
Pentaelcerom
There's a special circle of hell for people who mess with others in their sleep
clintwestwud
You fucked up @op. “Sleepy sleepy lemon SQUEEZY”
i know! i know! and you can't edit titles so it's stuck that way forever now smh fml ?♂️
:P
cptwott
Esdog
That would fuck up your dream for sure haha
NearHereThere
She looks Dutch
StarfoxCommand1123
I don’t get it?
heavenlydonut
Like a Vermeer
LuciusNeedful
Plus, euro pillows, so at least close.
She looks like jennifer Lawrence.
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
I agree.
SalacioussCrumb
Teddy2Ready
What the hell is Rampage Jackson up to these days?
jimblebee
That's not nice. . . . .
?
betmcc19721
Dont fuck with people with when they're sleeping.
Klaaism
Unless you're a sibling.
gecko08
Nah. People need be able to feel safe when theyre asleep around their family members.
That's right. Wait till they are awake and get stuck in the dryer.
More specifically, don't fuck with me when I'm sleeping. I have enough problems with insomnia, and I'm a vengeful bitch.
ExTechOp
This is in no way an acted video.
RationalJellyFish
Tell this to porn editors.
I can't not upvote this. If his sister is sleeping, let her sleep, even if she is only really his step-sister.
Camali45
scotjam
Also, very bad for your teeth!
IWasACatAllAlong
Oh no 5 drops of lemon. Almost as bad as coke and meth. The other coke, because sugar.
Metalhead47
Mokelzwerg
What?
bobtheaxolotl
Of all the things that could be dripped into your mouth while you're sleeping, this is far from the worst.
You speak as one who has experience...
tellyourcatisaidpspspsps
Loved him in Galaxy Quest!
WhatD0thLife
He's good in everything
CureForHomoSapiens
幸福 on the pillow means Happiness in Japanese FYI
MedicSailor
Yeah right, that's just what you tell the white people.
ChunkFromTheGoonies
Happy Penis
sean5592
Ha Penis
FentuckyCriedKhicken
It should be meaning lemon not happiness but whatever.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Well you know, when life squeezes lemon in your mouth while you're sleeping.....
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
You've never sleep as the cute white gringo at a prison grill of vatos, right?
Gorgoror
pickleparty91
I know her this is staged sadly her name is jade
drGrafenberg
I always imagine that as inflation.
A blower ! Should be fun to watch
Kyzerzozay101
Not what I was expecting step-brother to put up to her mouth. *puts pants back on
TedBuckley
I'm always impressed that she was asleep next to a functioning vacuum cleaner.
Staged
loth1c
not all of them are loud like a jet engine
elmesito
True. I have a centralized vacuum cleaner. Just plug the hose in the wall, and no noise apart from the air moving in the hose.
Mephane
This is not funny, it is extremely dangerous can can hurt you a lot.
Xaldyn
It is very funny, AND extremely dangerous. Collapsed lungs ain't worth a prank.
bill4935
Yeah, she might know Krav Maga.
Goryofa
Particularly dangerous when you're not expecting it.
[deleted]
LicensedAdHominem
Found the guy eating sheep dewormer
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
Wonder if he's shit his pants yet.
BautaStein
You could seriously injure your lungs and tear your alveoli, the tissue responsible for blood gas exchange. It might also collapse your lung
If you are trying to breathe in panic against the vacuum. If you manage to close your throat without getting the tongue sucked into it your
sinus muccus sacks will be under huge stress and might rip. Just dont do it
HipposBeHungry
Fun Fact: People swallow an average of 8 lemons per year while they sleep.
UncleDuckjob
More Funner Fact: 134% of statistics are made up.
Youhavinagiraffe
You're thinking of spiders. It's spiders who swallow 8 lemons per year in their sleep
Emulen
But with what orifice?
ozwellian
More, if you live with arseholes
InMyDefenceIWasUnsupervised
Wrong. It’s eight per lifetime.
BabySharkEtc
TIL
baals
Its true I was there
vicvalour
That a lemo-nade up rumor
Burnicle
Only this guys girls
parabolic000
Lemons Georg is a statistical outlier and should be excluded from the mean.
powerrangerpl
Blackrain39
I would like to thank that one person who swallows 56 billion lemons in their sleep per year.
Piloerection69
Psyman2
I am begging you to stop breaking into my home. I can't swallow any more lemons. Please HipposBeHungry, it's ruining my life.
HenryLongfellowIII
Nobody tells you about the thing that feeds them to you.
SophieClockwise
BlackCatCasper
Thandruin
The man, the lemon, the legend!
jiynxed
However most people only swallow one. There's someone out there just hoovering lemons up in their sleep and blowing the average.
xoShiseUGA
Nice one ??
TheBMachine
Lemons Georg, who lives in cave & swallows over 10,000 each night, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
BishlamekGurpgork
And he's a lemon, too. A lemon cannibal with a sleep-eating fetish.
valvarsson
I just realized the 7 spider average could be true if there's a cult who've industrialized sleep spider eating.
We're nearing 8 billion people so x7 that's 56 billion spiders per year. Suppose the cult mixes the smallest spiders into spider smoothies
Then feeds this fluid continously through a nasogastric tube all night while asleep. Idk but I'm guessing you could do 2000 spiders/night.
Some quick maths later this cult would "only" need about 76 000 dedicated folks to accomplish this astonishing 7 spiders/year average.
Wouldn’t she just wake up? I call it bogus!
Depends what part of the sleep cycle.
Improbabilitydrive42
Nah. I remember putting hot drops in someone's mouth while they slept. They just dreamt their lips were on fire.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Some of the stuff I've seen men and women sleep through in the military is why I usually don't doubt stuff like this video.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
i like how he shaved her eyebrows first
BigFatFailureTurtle
Shared a room for 11 years, never heard their alarm nor them getting up once. Pretty sure I'd sleep through this
dannyallen4000
Try it on your spouse! For science and that!
N0MamesGuey
Dang hadn’t seen bogus used since the 90’s!
Selekta
My ex would crawl into a bassbin while clubbing for a little snooze, some people a great sleepers
distractedFreek
Do you wake up every time you eat a spider in your sleep?
MandrewJackson
If that ever actually happened, then of course you would.
zolan
I don't know. Maybe in her dream she licked a male striper that tasted like battery acid and she wasn't sure if she was into it or not.
coconutlover17
thats oddly specific lol
CluBBaH
Thats pretty accurate guess ?
dukegonzo
I once had a battery leak onto bedside table at night. Ended up putting in my mouth while asleep and woke to a very burny mouth.
JustSayN0
Not necessarily. On a road trip we fed Oreos to a guy passed out in the back of the van. He chewed and ate them without waking.
shamanbaptist
I’d be so mad if I consumed the calories for a bunch of Oreos, but did get the conscious pleasure of eating them.
Varenvel
him while he was asleep (he is heavy sleeper) , before people yell at lack of consent , he gave it many times about this topic.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
i say "had friend" because we not spoke for years.
Mithi
In REM sleep, I'd guess not. Sometimes your brain incorporates external stimulus into dreams.
IHaveABridgeToSell
Aren’t you specifically in a state of lesser unconsciousness and easier to wake in REM?
Krimzonbear
i told my buddy he owed back taxes in his sleep, ive never seen someone cry in their sleep.
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
My alarm. All too often.
MADchemEE
She's not in REM sleep: look at her eyelids.
magicrhombus
The worst is when it incorporates the need to pee into your dream, and then you're just wandering the dreamscape looking for a bathroom.
PleaseStandBy
Fuck those are the worst. My whole dream spent obsessed with finding a place to piss
BladeTurMoiL
I worry one day im gonna pee in my dream and wake up in a puddle.
LenWeirdracin
Isalenna
I fall asleep listening to youtube videos regularly. I've had some real strange dreams from that. Totally worth it.
haadyy
Used to this with historical documentaries... May had to escape being married to Henry VIII a few times...
Pygmyshrew
I listen to the "Exploring the SCP-foundation" on Youtube for sleep. I was inside the endless IKEA as part of MTF. That dream was wiiild, yo
ShaneEngland
I hate that, it's like having your dreams taken over
Adverts included. That's how they reach for for that extended warranty during your sleep.
The701
My alarm clock going off once manifested as an annoying violin-player. *Eventually* they stopped playing. I was late for work.
Straga27
Never had a violin player but I've totally heard my alarm as something else in a dream, thus making me ignore it
68people
Some of the trippiest dreams I ever had was while listening to Tool
thevortexmaster
I could shit in my wifes mouth while blasting Pantera and she wouldn't wake up
Hailtheretoaster
floriandg
CAN'T YOU SEE IM EASILY BOTHERED BY PERSISTENCE
exoticbeige
That's concerningly specific
NyQuilDaydream
You've done that haven't you...
youstupidpoop
This is my exact fetish.
SaltyHermitShoe
That's very specific...D-did you already try that?!?
Idkjoe
Prove it
ameranthe
I mean... I could think of other methods but you do you.
vahnn
Is your wife single, by chance? Single and looking?
I could ask her
Raskal112
poorwhitetrash
I also choose this guys wife.
thesixmilliondollarman
metalrulercid
Could
1veHadBetter
I’m trying to keep my shit together at work right now with this response lmao
ArmsSpaghetti2
almostAyear
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
P…prove it…
mouthfullofpebbles
Same here. My bf once rolled me up like a burrito in the blanket and propped me up in the closet (I snore). Slept through it all.
totallyserious69
I also chose this guys dead wife
JavaCofe
justsomeoneonimgur
PolarbearsToenails
I also blast in this guys wife while shitting Pantera
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
ianb93
Mouth of war starts playing as the dude squats. " wakey wakey eggs and bacon"
PsionicRoshambo
From yesterday
Speak the truth about me!
jespersas5
Sounds more like Cannibal Corps should be your go to music...
Hopefulyetdoubtful
I ummm. Tell me more
There's not really much more to it
IronicDancing
Really? She always wakes up when I do it.
That's Vulgar!
vaiperu
This gif is so far removed from the original, but still communicates its message so clearly, it's beautiful.
JamSandwichUK
It’s true, I tried it.
Redisia
Should we all try it at once?
A shit off?
Sounds like a jam sandwich
AtmaDarkwolf
The confidence with how you spoke this, makes me feel very sad for the wife. Can only say this with having practiced the act :P
InvisibleMan86
One of our greatest living poets.
Sluggingforward
Nooooooooothatsnottruethatsimpossible
The real question is should you?
Maybe?
VagMayo
Real answer: Yes.
reflecter
Or you could squeeze a bit of lemon and record it for us to appreciate.
Nah, she'd hate that
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Video of that, please.
guitarfourtysix
waitwhat1234
Wtf bro. We need to talk.
About what?
edravenau
I'm not sure blasting Pantera while she sleeps is respectful.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Yeah, it’s disrespectful to Rammstein, who were basically formed for that.
Tell that to Dimebag
Warutteri
Pretty much same here, I also sleep pretty deeply but I've seen her sleep through me yelling for her to wake up and shaking her (trying to ½
get her to wake up and come to bed after falling asleep on the sofa watching something) also seen her fall asleep while standing up more ⅔
times than I can count, happens on a weekly basis and when it happens it usually happens multiple times an evening... 3/3
mcdowells
That's called narcolepsy which can be treated
MisspentYouth333
Sleep apnoea?
gtmiller
Kids is my guess.
We have 1 kid but she's always been a super deep sleeper though
Hahaha no. She's just a deep sleeper and I'm extremely not. I'm the one with sleep apnea once in a while but its Central sleep apnea
Squelchtone
Sleep apoonea
Sternfeuer
Sleep apnoea usually leads to a lighter sleep and causes to have fewer N3 and REM sleep. Which is why people often feel exhausted.
As a sleep tech, I’ve had plenty of patients snore so loud that it masks any noise you make in the room, it depends how long they’ve had OSA
Yes, but touching them/interacting with them might still more easily wake them up, because of less likely deep sleep.
CarlPearce
I've caused a similar reaction with a different substance...
FUFR
showed this to my wife. I never been so warned up front..
brandump
She having a dream about the worst strawberry ever made
dreante
The irony is that now she's salty.
tcdriver
And she never trusted him again
HeywouldJablowme
Still cute..
poppadum
I'm totally going to try this! Let's see... Got a lemon... now I just need my wife to come back...
ashittypuncomment
Treblaine
"all this shitposting has made me mighty thirsty"
TheViking333
#1 rule with my boys about pranks that we all agree on: Don't fuck with our sleep.
olte
This was filmed by an intruder. A weird, mostly harmless, intruder.
VulpineEmpress
Looks like she would've responded the same way as a baby
RElGNMAN
My wife said, “I would divorce that man and how does she sleep with so much light?” That first part was for me in case I get any ideas.
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
dspsbl14ent
Pally01
Never fall asleep around other people, got it.
cryborg
Just yeeted her out of a peaceful dream
holeybear
I wanna know what kind of dream she’s having
cryborg
I think she Was cuddling with 3 dogs and getting a facial massage from 2 kittens. NOW she's drowning in an ocean of acid.
Mikestew07
metroid2
That thing makes me rage. I hate how it screams.
Pentaelcerom
There's a special circle of hell for people who mess with others in their sleep
clintwestwud
You fucked up @op. “Sleepy sleepy lemon SQUEEZY”
TigersOnAcid
i know! i know! and you can't edit titles so it's stuck that way forever now smh fml ?♂️
clintwestwud
cptwott
Esdog
That would fuck up your dream for sure haha
NearHereThere
She looks Dutch
StarfoxCommand1123
I don’t get it?
heavenlydonut
Like a Vermeer
LuciusNeedful
Plus, euro pillows, so at least close.
clintwestwud
She looks like jennifer Lawrence.
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
I agree.
SalacioussCrumb
Teddy2Ready
What the hell is Rampage Jackson up to these days?
jimblebee
That's not nice. . . . .
TigersOnAcid
betmcc19721
Dont fuck with people with when they're sleeping.
Klaaism
Unless you're a sibling.
gecko08
Nah. People need be able to feel safe when theyre asleep around their family members.
cryborg
That's right. Wait till they are awake and get stuck in the dryer.
cryborg
More specifically, don't fuck with me when I'm sleeping. I have enough problems with insomnia, and I'm a vengeful bitch.
ExTechOp
This is in no way an acted video.
RationalJellyFish
Tell this to porn editors.
cryborg
I can't not upvote this. If his sister is sleeping, let her sleep, even if she is only really his step-sister.
Camali45
scotjam
Also, very bad for your teeth!
IWasACatAllAlong
Oh no 5 drops of lemon. Almost as bad as coke and meth. The other coke, because sugar.
Metalhead47
Mokelzwerg
What?
bobtheaxolotl
Of all the things that could be dripped into your mouth while you're sleeping, this is far from the worst.
Metalhead47
You speak as one who has experience...
tellyourcatisaidpspspsps
Loved him in Galaxy Quest!
WhatD0thLife
He's good in everything
CureForHomoSapiens
幸福 on the pillow means Happiness in Japanese FYI
MedicSailor
Yeah right, that's just what you tell the white people.
ChunkFromTheGoonies
Happy Penis
sean5592
Ha Penis
FentuckyCriedKhicken
It should be meaning lemon not happiness but whatever.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Well you know, when life squeezes lemon in your mouth while you're sleeping.....
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
You've never sleep as the cute white gringo at a prison grill of vatos, right?
Gorgoror
pickleparty91
I know her this is staged sadly her name is jade
drGrafenberg
I always imagine that as inflation.
Gorgoror
A blower ! Should be fun to watch
Kyzerzozay101
Not what I was expecting step-brother to put up to her mouth. *puts pants back on
TedBuckley
I'm always impressed that she was asleep next to a functioning vacuum cleaner.
pickleparty91
Staged
loth1c
not all of them are loud like a jet engine
elmesito
True. I have a centralized vacuum cleaner. Just plug the hose in the wall, and no noise apart from the air moving in the hose.
Mephane
This is not funny, it is extremely dangerous can can hurt you a lot.
Xaldyn
It is very funny, AND extremely dangerous. Collapsed lungs ain't worth a prank.
bill4935
Yeah, she might know Krav Maga.
Goryofa
Particularly dangerous when you're not expecting it.
[deleted]
[deleted]
LicensedAdHominem
Found the guy eating sheep dewormer
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
Wonder if he's shit his pants yet.
BautaStein
You could seriously injure your lungs and tear your alveoli, the tissue responsible for blood gas exchange. It might also collapse your lung
BautaStein
If you are trying to breathe in panic against the vacuum. If you manage to close your throat without getting the tongue sucked into it your
BautaStein
sinus muccus sacks will be under huge stress and might rip. Just dont do it
HipposBeHungry
Fun Fact: People swallow an average of 8 lemons per year while they sleep.
UncleDuckjob
More Funner Fact: 134% of statistics are made up.
Youhavinagiraffe
You're thinking of spiders. It's spiders who swallow 8 lemons per year in their sleep
Emulen
But with what orifice?
ozwellian
More, if you live with arseholes
InMyDefenceIWasUnsupervised
Wrong. It’s eight per lifetime.
BabySharkEtc
TIL
baals
Its true I was there
vicvalour
That a lemo-nade up rumor
Burnicle
Only this guys girls
parabolic000
Lemons Georg is a statistical outlier and should be excluded from the mean.
powerrangerpl
Blackrain39
I would like to thank that one person who swallows 56 billion lemons in their sleep per year.
Piloerection69
Psyman2
I am begging you to stop breaking into my home. I can't swallow any more lemons. Please HipposBeHungry, it's ruining my life.
HenryLongfellowIII
Nobody tells you about the thing that feeds them to you.
SophieClockwise
BlackCatCasper
Thandruin
The man, the lemon, the legend!
jiynxed
However most people only swallow one. There's someone out there just hoovering lemons up in their sleep and blowing the average.
xoShiseUGA
Nice one ??
TheBMachine
Lemons Georg, who lives in cave & swallows over 10,000 each night, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
BishlamekGurpgork
And he's a lemon, too. A lemon cannibal with a sleep-eating fetish.
valvarsson
I just realized the 7 spider average could be true if there's a cult who've industrialized sleep spider eating.
valvarsson
We're nearing 8 billion people so x7 that's 56 billion spiders per year. Suppose the cult mixes the smallest spiders into spider smoothies
valvarsson
Then feeds this fluid continously through a nasogastric tube all night while asleep. Idk but I'm guessing you could do 2000 spiders/night.
valvarsson
Some quick maths later this cult would "only" need about 76 000 dedicated folks to accomplish this astonishing 7 spiders/year average.
heavenlydonut
Wouldn’t she just wake up? I call it bogus!
Klaaism
Depends what part of the sleep cycle.
Improbabilitydrive42
Nah. I remember putting hot drops in someone's mouth while they slept. They just dreamt their lips were on fire.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Some of the stuff I've seen men and women sleep through in the military is why I usually don't doubt stuff like this video.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
i like how he shaved her eyebrows first
BigFatFailureTurtle
Shared a room for 11 years, never heard their alarm nor them getting up once. Pretty sure I'd sleep through this
dannyallen4000
Try it on your spouse! For science and that!
N0MamesGuey
Dang hadn’t seen bogus used since the 90’s!
Selekta
My ex would crawl into a bassbin while clubbing for a little snooze, some people a great sleepers
distractedFreek
Do you wake up every time you eat a spider in your sleep?
MandrewJackson
If that ever actually happened, then of course you would.
zolan
I don't know. Maybe in her dream she licked a male striper that tasted like battery acid and she wasn't sure if she was into it or not.
coconutlover17
thats oddly specific lol
CluBBaH
Thats pretty accurate guess ?
dukegonzo
I once had a battery leak onto bedside table at night. Ended up putting in my mouth while asleep and woke to a very burny mouth.
JustSayN0
Not necessarily. On a road trip we fed Oreos to a guy passed out in the back of the van. He chewed and ate them without waking.
shamanbaptist
I’d be so mad if I consumed the calories for a bunch of Oreos, but did get the conscious pleasure of eating them.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Varenvel
him while he was asleep (he is heavy sleeper) , before people yell at lack of consent , he gave it many times about this topic.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Varenvel
i say "had friend" because we not spoke for years.
Mithi
In REM sleep, I'd guess not. Sometimes your brain incorporates external stimulus into dreams.
IHaveABridgeToSell
Aren’t you specifically in a state of lesser unconsciousness and easier to wake in REM?
Krimzonbear
i told my buddy he owed back taxes in his sleep, ive never seen someone cry in their sleep.
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
My alarm. All too often.
MADchemEE
She's not in REM sleep: look at her eyelids.
magicrhombus
The worst is when it incorporates the need to pee into your dream, and then you're just wandering the dreamscape looking for a bathroom.
PleaseStandBy
Fuck those are the worst. My whole dream spent obsessed with finding a place to piss
BladeTurMoiL
I worry one day im gonna pee in my dream and wake up in a puddle.
LenWeirdracin
Isalenna
I fall asleep listening to youtube videos regularly. I've had some real strange dreams from that. Totally worth it.
haadyy
Used to this with historical documentaries... May had to escape being married to Henry VIII a few times...
Pygmyshrew
I listen to the "Exploring the SCP-foundation" on Youtube for sleep. I was inside the endless IKEA as part of MTF. That dream was wiiild, yo
ShaneEngland
I hate that, it's like having your dreams taken over
elmesito
Adverts included. That's how they reach for for that extended warranty during your sleep.
The701
My alarm clock going off once manifested as an annoying violin-player. *Eventually* they stopped playing. I was late for work.
Straga27
Never had a violin player but I've totally heard my alarm as something else in a dream, thus making me ignore it
68people
Some of the trippiest dreams I ever had was while listening to Tool
thevortexmaster
I could shit in my wifes mouth while blasting Pantera and she wouldn't wake up
Hailtheretoaster
floriandg
CAN'T YOU SEE IM EASILY BOTHERED BY PERSISTENCE
exoticbeige
That's concerningly specific
NyQuilDaydream
You've done that haven't you...
youstupidpoop
This is my exact fetish.
SaltyHermitShoe
That's very specific...D-did you already try that?!?
Idkjoe
Prove it
ameranthe
I mean... I could think of other methods but you do you.
vahnn
Is your wife single, by chance? Single and looking?
thevortexmaster
I could ask her
Raskal112
poorwhitetrash
I also choose this guys wife.
thesixmilliondollarman
metalrulercid
Could
1veHadBetter
I’m trying to keep my shit together at work right now with this response lmao
ArmsSpaghetti2
almostAyear
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
P…prove it…
mouthfullofpebbles
Same here. My bf once rolled me up like a burrito in the blanket and propped me up in the closet (I snore). Slept through it all.
totallyserious69
I also chose this guys dead wife
JavaCofe
justsomeoneonimgur
PolarbearsToenails
I also blast in this guys wife while shitting Pantera
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
ianb93
Mouth of war starts playing as the dude squats. " wakey wakey eggs and bacon"
PsionicRoshambo
From yesterday
thevortexmaster
Speak the truth about me!
jespersas5
Sounds more like Cannibal Corps should be your go to music...
Hopefulyetdoubtful
I ummm. Tell me more
thevortexmaster
There's not really much more to it
IronicDancing
Really? She always wakes up when I do it.
thevortexmaster
That's Vulgar!
vaiperu
IronicDancing
This gif is so far removed from the original, but still communicates its message so clearly, it's beautiful.
JamSandwichUK
It’s true, I tried it.
Redisia
Should we all try it at once?
JamSandwichUK
A shit off?
thevortexmaster
Sounds like a jam sandwich
AtmaDarkwolf
The confidence with how you spoke this, makes me feel very sad for the wife. Can only say this with having practiced the act :P
InvisibleMan86
One of our greatest living poets.
Sluggingforward
Nooooooooothatsnottruethatsimpossible
The real question is should you?
thevortexmaster
Maybe?
VagMayo
Real answer: Yes.
reflecter
Or you could squeeze a bit of lemon and record it for us to appreciate.
thevortexmaster
Nah, she'd hate that
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Video of that, please.
guitarfourtysix
waitwhat1234
Wtf bro. We need to talk.
thevortexmaster
About what?
edravenau
I'm not sure blasting Pantera while she sleeps is respectful.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Yeah, it’s disrespectful to Rammstein, who were basically formed for that.
thevortexmaster
Tell that to Dimebag
Warutteri
Pretty much same here, I also sleep pretty deeply but I've seen her sleep through me yelling for her to wake up and shaking her (trying to ½
Warutteri
get her to wake up and come to bed after falling asleep on the sofa watching something) also seen her fall asleep while standing up more ⅔
Warutteri
times than I can count, happens on a weekly basis and when it happens it usually happens multiple times an evening... 3/3
mcdowells
That's called narcolepsy which can be treated
MisspentYouth333
Sleep apnoea?
gtmiller
Kids is my guess.
thevortexmaster
We have 1 kid but she's always been a super deep sleeper though
thevortexmaster
Hahaha no. She's just a deep sleeper and I'm extremely not. I'm the one with sleep apnea once in a while but its Central sleep apnea
Squelchtone
Sleep apoonea
Sternfeuer
Sleep apnoea usually leads to a lighter sleep and causes to have fewer N3 and REM sleep. Which is why people often feel exhausted.
MisspentYouth333
As a sleep tech, I’ve had plenty of patients snore so loud that it masks any noise you make in the room, it depends how long they’ve had OSA
Sternfeuer
Yes, but touching them/interacting with them might still more easily wake them up, because of less likely deep sleep.