sleepy sleepy lemon squeeze

Aug 28, 2021 5:39 AM

TigersOnAcid

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Fun Fact: People swallow an average of 8 lemons per year while they sleep.

I've caused a similar reaction with a different substance...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

showed this to my wife. I never been so warned up front..

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She having a dream about the worst strawberry ever made

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The irony is that now she's salty.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And she never trusted him again

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Still cute..

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm totally going to try this! Let's see... Got a lemon... now I just need my wife to come back...

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"all this shitposting has made me mighty thirsty"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 rule with my boys about pranks that we all agree on: Don't fuck with our sleep.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

This was filmed by an intruder. A weird, mostly harmless, intruder.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like she would've responded the same way as a baby

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My wife said, “I would divorce that man and how does she sleep with so much light?” That first part was for me in case I get any ideas.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Never fall asleep around other people, got it.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Just yeeted her out of a peaceful dream

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I wanna know what kind of dream she’s having

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think she Was cuddling with 3 dogs and getting a facial massage from 2 kittens. NOW she's drowning in an ocean of acid.

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That thing makes me rage. I hate how it screams.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a special circle of hell for people who mess with others in their sleep

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You fucked up @op. “Sleepy sleepy lemon SQUEEZY”

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i know! i know! and you can't edit titles so it's stuck that way forever now smh fml ?‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:P

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That would fuck up your dream for sure haha

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks Dutch

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

I don’t get it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a Vermeer

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Plus, euro pillows, so at least close.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks like jennifer Lawrence.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree.

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What the hell is Rampage Jackson up to these days?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not nice. . . . .

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7

?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dont fuck with people with when they're sleeping.

4 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 15

Unless you're a sibling.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Nah. People need be able to feel safe when theyre asleep around their family members.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's right. Wait till they are awake and get stuck in the dryer.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More specifically, don't fuck with me when I'm sleeping. I have enough problems with insomnia, and I'm a vengeful bitch.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

This is in no way an acted video.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Tell this to porn editors.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I can't not upvote this. If his sister is sleeping, let her sleep, even if she is only really his step-sister.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Also, very bad for your teeth!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Oh no 5 drops of lemon. Almost as bad as coke and meth. The other coke, because sugar.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

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What?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Of all the things that could be dripped into your mouth while you're sleeping, this is far from the worst.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You speak as one who has experience...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loved him in Galaxy Quest!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He's good in everything

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

幸福 on the pillow means Happiness in Japanese FYI

4 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 5

Yeah right, that's just what you tell the white people.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Happy Penis

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ha Penis

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It should be meaning lemon not happiness but whatever.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Well you know, when life squeezes lemon in your mouth while you're sleeping.....

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've never sleep as the cute white gringo at a prison grill of vatos, right?

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I know her this is staged sadly her name is jade

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always imagine that as inflation.

4 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

A blower ! Should be fun to watch

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not what I was expecting step-brother to put up to her mouth. *puts pants back on

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I'm always impressed that she was asleep next to a functioning vacuum cleaner.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Staged

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not all of them are loud like a jet engine

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

True. I have a centralized vacuum cleaner. Just plug the hose in the wall, and no noise apart from the air moving in the hose.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not funny, it is extremely dangerous can can hurt you a lot.

4 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 14

It is very funny, AND extremely dangerous. Collapsed lungs ain't worth a prank.

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 6

Yeah, she might know Krav Maga.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Particularly dangerous when you're not expecting it.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

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Found the guy eating sheep dewormer

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Wonder if he's shit his pants yet.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could seriously injure your lungs and tear your alveoli, the tissue responsible for blood gas exchange. It might also collapse your lung

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

If you are trying to breathe in panic against the vacuum. If you manage to close your throat without getting the tongue sucked into it your

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

sinus muccus sacks will be under huge stress and might rip. Just dont do it

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: People swallow an average of 8 lemons per year while they sleep.

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More Funner Fact: 134% of statistics are made up.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of spiders. It's spiders who swallow 8 lemons per year in their sleep

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But with what orifice?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More, if you live with arseholes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wrong. It’s eight per lifetime.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its true I was there

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That a lemo-nade up rumor

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only this guys girls

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemons Georg is a statistical outlier and should be excluded from the mean.

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I would like to thank that one person who swallows 56 billion lemons in their sleep per year.

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I am begging you to stop breaking into my home. I can't swallow any more lemons. Please HipposBeHungry, it's ruining my life.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nobody tells you about the thing that feeds them to you.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The man, the lemon, the legend!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

However most people only swallow one. There's someone out there just hoovering lemons up in their sleep and blowing the average.

4 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Nice one ??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lemons Georg, who lives in cave & swallows over 10,000 each night, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And he's a lemon, too. A lemon cannibal with a sleep-eating fetish.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just realized the 7 spider average could be true if there's a cult who've industrialized sleep spider eating.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're nearing 8 billion people so x7 that's 56 billion spiders per year. Suppose the cult mixes the smallest spiders into spider smoothies

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then feeds this fluid continously through a nasogastric tube all night while asleep. Idk but I'm guessing you could do 2000 spiders/night.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some quick maths later this cult would "only" need about 76 000 dedicated folks to accomplish this astonishing 7 spiders/year average.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t she just wake up? I call it bogus!

4 years ago | Likes 653 Dislikes 33

Depends what part of the sleep cycle.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. I remember putting hot drops in someone's mouth while they slept. They just dreamt their lips were on fire.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of the stuff I've seen men and women sleep through in the military is why I usually don't doubt stuff like this video.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i like how he shaved her eyebrows first

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shared a room for 11 years, never heard their alarm nor them getting up once. Pretty sure I'd sleep through this

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Try it on your spouse! For science and that!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dang hadn’t seen bogus used since the 90’s!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex would crawl into a bassbin while clubbing for a little snooze, some people a great sleepers

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you wake up every time you eat a spider in your sleep?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

If that ever actually happened, then of course you would.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know. Maybe in her dream she licked a male striper that tasted like battery acid and she wasn't sure if she was into it or not.

4 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 3

thats oddly specific lol

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats pretty accurate guess ?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I once had a battery leak onto bedside table at night. Ended up putting in my mouth while asleep and woke to a very burny mouth.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. On a road trip we fed Oreos to a guy passed out in the back of the van. He chewed and ate them without waking.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I’d be so mad if I consumed the calories for a bunch of Oreos, but did get the conscious pleasure of eating them.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago (deleted Sep 1, 2021 6:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

him while he was asleep (he is heavy sleeper) , before people yell at lack of consent , he gave it many times about this topic.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

i say "had friend" because we not spoke for years.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

In REM sleep, I'd guess not. Sometimes your brain incorporates external stimulus into dreams.

4 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 2

Aren’t you specifically in a state of lesser unconsciousness and easier to wake in REM?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i told my buddy he owed back taxes in his sleep, ive never seen someone cry in their sleep.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My alarm. All too often.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not in REM sleep: look at her eyelids.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The worst is when it incorporates the need to pee into your dream, and then you're just wandering the dreamscape looking for a bathroom.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Fuck those are the worst. My whole dream spent obsessed with finding a place to piss

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worry one day im gonna pee in my dream and wake up in a puddle.

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I fall asleep listening to youtube videos regularly. I've had some real strange dreams from that. Totally worth it.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Used to this with historical documentaries... May had to escape being married to Henry VIII a few times...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I listen to the "Exploring the SCP-foundation" on Youtube for sleep. I was inside the endless IKEA as part of MTF. That dream was wiiild, yo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate that, it's like having your dreams taken over

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adverts included. That's how they reach for for that extended warranty during your sleep.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My alarm clock going off once manifested as an annoying violin-player. *Eventually* they stopped playing. I was late for work.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Never had a violin player but I've totally heard my alarm as something else in a dream, thus making me ignore it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some of the trippiest dreams I ever had was while listening to Tool

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could shit in my wifes mouth while blasting Pantera and she wouldn't wake up

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4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

CAN'T YOU SEE IM EASILY BOTHERED BY PERSISTENCE

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's concerningly specific

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You've done that haven't you...

4 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 0

This is my exact fetish.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's very specific...D-did you already try that?!?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Prove it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean... I could think of other methods but you do you.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is your wife single, by chance? Single and looking?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could ask her

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I also choose this guys wife.

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Could

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I’m trying to keep my shit together at work right now with this response lmao

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P…prove it…

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same here. My bf once rolled me up like a burrito in the blanket and propped me up in the closet (I snore). Slept through it all.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also chose this guys dead wife

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I also blast in this guys wife while shitting Pantera

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Mouth of war starts playing as the dude squats. " wakey wakey eggs and bacon"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

From yesterday

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speak the truth about me!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds more like Cannibal Corps should be your go to music...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ummm. Tell me more

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's not really much more to it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? She always wakes up when I do it.

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

That's Vulgar!

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This gif is so far removed from the original, but still communicates its message so clearly, it's beautiful.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s true, I tried it.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Should we all try it at once?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A shit off?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a jam sandwich

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The confidence with how you spoke this, makes me feel very sad for the wife. Can only say this with having practiced the act :P

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of our greatest living poets.

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The real question is should you?

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Maybe?

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Real answer: Yes.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or you could squeeze a bit of lemon and record it for us to appreciate.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, she'd hate that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Video of that, please.

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Wtf bro. We need to talk.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About what?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure blasting Pantera while she sleeps is respectful.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it’s disrespectful to Rammstein, who were basically formed for that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell that to Dimebag

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty much same here, I also sleep pretty deeply but I've seen her sleep through me yelling for her to wake up and shaking her (trying to ½

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

get her to wake up and come to bed after falling asleep on the sofa watching something) also seen her fall asleep while standing up more ⅔

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

times than I can count, happens on a weekly basis and when it happens it usually happens multiple times an evening... 3/3

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's called narcolepsy which can be treated

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sleep apnoea?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Kids is my guess.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have 1 kid but she's always been a super deep sleeper though

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha no. She's just a deep sleeper and I'm extremely not. I'm the one with sleep apnea once in a while but its Central sleep apnea

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleep apoonea

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleep apnoea usually leads to a lighter sleep and causes to have fewer N3 and REM sleep. Which is why people often feel exhausted.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a sleep tech, I’ve had plenty of patients snore so loud that it masks any noise you make in the room, it depends how long they’ve had OSA

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but touching them/interacting with them might still more easily wake them up, because of less likely deep sleep.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0