PutItInNeutral

338223 pts · February 20, 2012


"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." -Joe Walsh

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The Oldsmobile Silhouette minivan and the Chevy Lumina Van were all built on that same platform.

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The Darien is so dense, you need bulldozers to clear a path, but the path heals itself back up.

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Carnivores gotta eat too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#4 There's always mom and dad available for annoyance.

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Blue states need to figure out a way to withhold their citizens' income tax revenue from the federal government.

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Yup. That's basically how fiber optics works.

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Interesting hypothesis! I was referring to the Ned is Loki theory.

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How is it, you ask? It varies from person to person.

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He bought insurance from the god he had angered.

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Even MAGAts don't wear their red hats outside of their Klan rallies anymore.

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Deep cut from a Tim Burton movie.

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The runner used to be called safe if the fielder dropped the ball. I'm not sure when that rule was changed, but that's a good thing considering that the rule encouraged plays like this.

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Albert Belle played like that in the 1990s.

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Playing Albert Belle style.

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A couple of those guys had pretty good senses of humor about themselves.

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The moron bar has been set so low, we can't tell anymore.

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Ask Chuck Jones.

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The trucking company I work for pays more for fuel for my truck than they do for my labor.

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Near as I can tell, 2 people have been killed in the US from a falling piano that was suspended above them since 1887.

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The dog left a yard mine.

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I can only enjoy that sort of humor when the character is a horrible person and deserves it.

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They have to be, or they couldn't fly.

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The butt-hurt war on Christianity is exclusive to the US (at least I hope it is). And this moron is complaining about a candy bar that is clearly marked with a non American price tag.

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Johnny Fever was the man.

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User name checks out.

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